Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
I was playing slots and running out of money, so in an effort to slow down my pace and extend my time window for free casino drinks, I decided to do 5 kegel holds in between every max bet.
I just won $500.
Do your kegels.
I just won $500.
Do your kegels.
This actually happened yesterday, but describing the story in present tense sounds better