Well, this happened:
Enemy Huskar and Zeus got fed up with the Smack Talk of their own Alchemist, so after the effectively won (Had Mega Creeps up), they decided to troll their own Alchemist, each sold everything and bought a DR, then walk into our base and suicided in front of our fountain. Riki picked up one, the since the BM was just AFK at the fountain, I grabbed the other, which surprised them. Riki needed me to explain to him a good 3 times that I simply can't give it to him, that the only way to change ownership is for me to die, the enemy to pick it up, then for us to kill him and him to pick it up.
So, since I had a DR, I decided "Welp, gotta be the carry now". First thing was sold Phase Boots for Power Treads. Then, I grabbed a mask of madness so I could have some attack speed, built a BKB so they wouldn't be able to pin me down, and grabbed a Hyperstone. Killed Roshan with the help of N0b and Baha, Riki wanted it so I let him have it, since he was who should of been the real carry.
So we just hold off the enemies, farm up, and in the end riki got caught out near the enemy base. We all come, big fight happens, Riki dies and his swords just sit there for a good 15 seconds. I eventually drop an item, pick one up, kill the other guy who picked one up, thus having 3 DR, a MoM, a BKB, and a Hyperstone. I think I'm going to make a video of the dumb final battle.
I am still shocked Zeus had Refresher up by 25 minutes.