Speedymanic said:
I had no idea the game was looking so good. :lol
Speedymanic said:
Saty said:Embarrassingly bad.
Looks way better than I expected.Speedymanic said:
Saty said:What is there to like? It's tasteless, juvenile and sexist
Blah blah... its Duke. There are other games out there where you get what you search for.Saty said:What is there to like? It's tasteless, juvenile and sexist - 'Humor' in its lowliest form. It's like i need to go back 12 years to actually enjoy it nowdays. It may have worked back then but the conditions were totally different. For me today, it's offputting: i'm not appriciating it or the crowd that goes wild over this.
It's as if Gearbox\3D Realms refrained from incorporating any of the positive progression in video games in certain departments but adopted the 'bad habbits' in others (especially when it comes to gameplay).
'Hey look, i can piss all i want', 'Hey, i'm getting a blowjob' etc.
Other than that, gameplay looked pretty straightforward and Duke's voice sounded off to me.
:lol :lol :lol :lolSaty said:What is there to like? It's tasteless, juvenile and sexist - 'Humor' in its lowliest form. It's like i need to go back 12 years to actually enjoy it nowdays. It may have worked back then but the conditions were totally different. For me today, it's offputting: i'm not appriciating it or the crowd that goes wild over this.
It's as if Gearbox\3D Realms refrained from incorporating any of the positive progression in video games in certain departments but adopted the 'bad habbits' in others (especially when it comes to gameplay).
'Hey look, i can piss all i want', 'Hey, i'm getting a blowjob' etc.
Other than that, gameplay looked pretty straightforward and Duke's voice sounded off to me.
Astrolad's second account?Saty said:What is there to like? It's tasteless, juvenile and sexist - 'Humor' in its lowliest form. It's like i need to go back 12 years to actually enjoy it nowdays. It may have worked back then but the conditions were totally different. For me today, it's offputting: i'm not appriciating it or the crowd that goes wild over this.
It's as if Gearbox\3D Realms refrained from incorporating any of the positive progression in video games in certain departments but adopted the 'bad habbits' in others (especially when it comes to gameplay).
'Hey look, i can piss all i want', 'Hey, i'm getting a blowjob' etc.
Other than that, gameplay looked pretty straightforward and Duke's voice sounded off to me.
Every voice sample from Duke Nukem sounds off after Duke Nukem 3D. Those samples were low quality and compressed to hell. Go listen to any Duke Nukem game post Duke3D and it sounds like this.Saty said:Other than that, gameplay looked pretty straightforward and Duke's voice sounded off to me.
Like, for instance, Gears of War 3derFeef said:Blah blah... its Duke. There are other games out there where you get what you search for.
Yeah, such a great and deep story. Remember Gears of War 2, I had an emotional bond with Dom's girlfriend. Such well written dialogue it's like I was playing a novel, but better.drizzle said:Like, for instance, Gears of War 3
Yes, most touching part of the game. Too bad I can't remember her name. They never said it! It's like they wanted me to connect to her on a different level.[Nintex] said:Yeah, such a great and deep story. Remember Gears of War 2, I had an emotional bond with Dom's girlfriend. Such well written dialogue it's like I was playing a novel, but better.
MARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!drizzle said:Yes, most touching part of the game. Too bad I can't remember her name. They never said it! It's like they wanted me to connect to her on a different level.
Saty said:What is there to like? It's tasteless, juvenile and sexist - 'Humor' in its lowliest form. It's like i need to go back 12 years to actually enjoy it nowdays. It may have worked back then but the conditions were totally different. For me today, it's offputting: i'm not appriciating it or the crowd that goes wild over this.
It's as if Gearbox\3D Realms refrained from incorporating any of the positive progression in video games in certain departments but adopted the 'bad habbits' in others (especially when it comes to gameplay).
'Hey look, i can piss all i want', 'Hey, i'm getting a blowjob' etc.
Other than that, gameplay looked pretty straightforward and Duke's voice sounded off to me.
What the fuck?Saty said:What is there to like? It's tasteless, juvenile and sexist - 'Humor' in its lowliest form. It's like i need to go back 12 years to actually enjoy it nowdays. It may have worked back then but the conditions were totally different. For me today, it's offputting: i'm not appriciating it or the crowd that goes wild over this.
It's as if Gearbox\3D Realms refrained from incorporating any of the positive progression in video games in certain departments but adopted the 'bad habbits' in others (especially when it comes to gameplay).
'Hey look, i can piss all i want', 'Hey, i'm getting a blowjob' etc.
Other than that, gameplay looked pretty straightforward and Duke's voice sounded off to me.
And the photo that I got with the game, easily the best CE bonus ever. I could almost put all the pieces together and imagine their happy life and how people from different religions could come closer and have so much influence in our current society. After I finished the game, just a for a brief moment, after the incredible epilogue... wow just wow I felt like a new person who knew the secret to world peace.drizzle said:Yes, most touching part of the game. Too bad I can't remember her name. They never said it! It's like they wanted me to connect to her on a different level.
Snuggler said:What don't you like about it? Just curious.
I think they're going for a retro look.Cow Mengde said:Where do I start?
This game is coming out in 2036 and that's the best they can do with the graphics? It looks like some shit farted out in 2010. Is that what you expect the game's graphics to look like in 2036?
We only saw a fraction of the game. Its a bit premature to judge the whole game upon that I think.Saty said:You can still maintain the 'flare' of Duke but not make it obnoxious. Thinking so doesn't make me 'jaded'. Heck, i would have overlooked all of this if the gameplay was anything to write about but i was left underwhelmed. The only mentionable thing is the drawning board, which may prove fun using the mouse.
Hahahahahahaha.Saty said:It isn't done in a satiric way or with self-awareness
Saty said:It's the epitome of the 'Dudebro' angle that is rediculed by every GAF-er. It isn't done in a satiric way or with self-awareness but in disgusting, glorifying manner, led by a douche of a protagonist.
Saty said:What is there to like? It's tasteless, juvenile and sexist - 'Humor' in its lowliest form. It's like i need to go back 12 years to actually enjoy it nowdays. It may have worked back then but the conditions were totally different. For me today, it's offputting: i'm not appriciating it or the crowd that goes wild over this.
It's as if Gearbox\3D Realms refrained from incorporating any of the positive progression in video games in certain departments but adopted the 'bad habbits' in others (especially when it comes to gameplay).
'Hey look, i can piss all i want', 'Hey, i'm getting a blowjob' etc.
Other than that, gameplay looked pretty straightforward and Duke's voice sounded off to me.
Saty said:What is there to like? It's tasteless, juvenile and sexist...
Saty said:Yeah, it's 'Duke' but that doesn't mean its immune to criticism. Sure, you can love it but you can't dismiss\ignore the complaints. Humor can be done without being outright offensive or reduced to piss and sex.
It's the epitome of the 'Dudebro' angle that is rediculed by every GAF-er. It isn't done in a satiric way or with self-awareness but in disgusting, glorifying manner, led by a douche of a protagonist.
You can still maintain the 'flare' of Duke but not make it obnoxious. Thinking so doesn't make me 'jaded'. Heck, i would have overlooked all of this if the gameplay was anything to write about but i was left underwhelmed. The only mentionable thing is the drawning board, which may prove fun using the mouse.
He doesn't have a screen :/ Do you mean his glasses?No_Style said:Looks awesome!
A couple of things I noticed that other games don't normally incorporate, but should:
The water droplets dripping down his screen.
The fact that he gets knocked down and you see his hands and feet when he gets up.
ClassyM Tyson said:whats that smell? it smells like pussy
What the hell did I just readSaty said:It's the epitome of the 'Dudebro' angle that is rediculed by every GAF-er. It isn't done in a satiric way or with self-awareness but in disgusting, glorifying manner, led by a douche of a protagonist.
Speedymanic said:
Saty said:It's the epitome of the 'Dudebro' angle that is rediculed by every GAF-er. It isn't done in a satiric way or with self-awareness but in disgusting, glorifying manner, led by a douche of a protagonist.
Are you complaining about people happy for finally receiving what they've been waiting for in the last 12 years instead of something different from what they've been waiting for in the last 12 years?Mr. B Natural said:Wow does Gaf drink the kool aid today or what. This game looks awful. So far it's just an HD version of a game I already bought 12 years ago. Is this really what you guys wanted...an HD facelift and that's it? Really? Same jokes. Same lines. Same gameplay. 12 years of work. Nice.
I know a lot of you guys miss the "good old days" when fps's were just circle straffing and holding down the fire button, but take off those neato rose tinted glasses for a second, think about it then please reconsider.
And as a demo, it was presented horribly. Having to stop a presentation 4 times is not a good thing. They really didn't prep this very well did they? Did they not get enough time to prepare for it? The guy couldn't draw a penis on the chalkboard and spent way too long trying to do it. The demo player dies, too. I mean c'mon. Did the audience behind you just show up uninvited?
I loved Duke Nukem for being fresh and satirizing something that truly needed to be made fun of in gaming for the longest time. When this series first hit the big time, it had a sense of self-awareness and humor that was rarely seen. Now, that's not the case. Matter of fact, it's weirder these days to run into an over-the-top action game that ISN'T unaware at this point. The 80's action days are over and its been satirized to death. Duke Nukem is obsolete at its current/past form. The only thing it's got left going for it is oddly enough the hilarious 12 year old development cycle that keeps it in the news. The dev cycle is a funnier joke than anything that can be found in that demo.
They had 12 years to come up with something funny or interesting or fun and they didn't. They only tool left in their toolbox is the nostagia screwdriver and boy do they realize that. The only new joke they made here that wasn't made before was duke nukem taking 30 seconds to take a piss, where nobody laughed and for good reason. They had 12 years to polish this old stone into a modern gem and dropped the ball.
http://www.dudebro2.comSuomiDude said:Now I haven't played first person shooters for many many years (the last one was Halo 2 I think), but I have followed video game news all this time and haven't seen a single game which takes this kind of approach. The closest I can think of is Serious Sam, but even that is nothing like what I've seen of this game.
I know a lot of you guys miss the "good old days" when fps's were just circle straffing and holding down the fire button, but take off those neato rose tinted glasses for a second, think about it then please reconsider.
Saty said:What is there to like? It's tasteless, juvenile and sexist - 'Humor' in its lowliest form. It's like i need to go back 12 years to actually enjoy it nowdays. It may have worked back then but the conditions were totally different. For me today, it's offputting: i'm not appriciating it or the crowd that goes wild over this.
It's as if Gearbox\3D Realms refrained from incorporating any of the positive progression in video games in certain departments but adopted the 'bad habbits' in others (especially when it comes to gameplay).
'Hey look, i can piss all i want', 'Hey, i'm getting a blowjob' etc.
Other than that, gameplay looked pretty straightforward and Duke's voice sounded off to me.
Tain said:I just played through Blood and like half of Shadow Warrior.
what the fuck are you talking about with the bolded (outside of the shitty cyber demon)
Zeitgeister said:You seem to remember Duke as being a feminist friendly kind of guy.
And obviously, there is no way in hell that last section is going anywhere but this presentation to a 18+ audience.
They are just having some cheap fun to get the word out. Nothing to get worked up about, imo.
Genesis Knight said:You don't think that'll be in the game?
I'm pretty sure the BJ is just implied.Zeitgeister said:There's no way in hell "blowjob" will pass the Rating Boards for the US or EU.
I'm willing to make a bet with a hundred horses on that one.