I think there are some devs and consumers out there who wouldn't have bought in on this second batch of dev kits if they'd known about this, kneejerk reaction or not.
It's given me pause.
I planned on breaking into the MoMa and stealing a great work of art. This would've happened around 5am... the perfect time. Everyone is on their way home and this is typically when shift changes occur. Once I stole the piece, I would've seduced a beautiful woman on 6th ave. She'd be wasted so it'd be really easy to accomplish. I'd use her ride to transport the art.
We'd go out for brunch.
I'd take her to Lobo in park slope and order the french toast. I'd eat, I'd be filled, I'd fall "ill" so I'd have to return to her place on the lower east side. I'd say hi to her roommate and then retire to the bathroom to throw up but I'm not throwing up, I'm climbing out the window to stash the piece of art. I hide it in that little park on 7th ave where no one would suspect. I return and we make love.
The next week I introduce her to my friends and we all watch the Princess Bride together. Many of us haven't seen this film so it ends up being a fun night. I get her drunk again and we stumble back to her place to make love. I also use this opportunity to check on the artwork, which is still there.
A couple of months pass by and things are getting serious and we decide to take a trip to Costa Rica. Halfway into the trip, we hike up to the waterfall that always shows a bright blue... but it's raining that day and the color has changed. I tell her that since meeting her, all of the blue in my life has faded away. There is no sadness, there is no pain. I propose but she gets bitten by a coral snake. I try to carry her back but I can't.
She dies in my arms.
I return to her apt to gather my things. I return to the park where I hid my artwork and I find her standing there. Alive and well. We both smile because we both know.
She was the art I stole. She's a performance artist and that's where I stashed her. The woman I proposed to was her twin sister (her roommate) whom she always hated.
I planned on going to E3 and presenting this story as an exclusive experience on the Oculus Rift. It was going to be a first person heist sim.
Not doing that anymore.