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[Broken Joystick]

Fast to the FUR10US is going to involve time, not space.

Past and the Furious

 

[Escape Goat]

Me: this looks stupid.
Internet: this looks stupid. I'm so in!

There's a section of GAF that rejects the idea of a popcorn moviem that every film should try to achieve quality. Then we have F&tF GAF. It's fascinating.

 

[What did he mean by this?]

FASTer Than Light

 

[plainr_]

I fucking love Roman Pearce's dumbass.

Furious franchise is dead without him.

 

[sems4arsenal]

After Fast seven I became jaded with the stupididty of that franchise, think I'm gonna pass.

 

[Kinyou]

The way Dom is superior to everyone else is almost like a bad anime. Also pure wish fulfillment.

What's great is how that superiority also extends to his car

 

[Dreams-Visions]

So I just got around to watching Furious 7 so I could watch this trailer in peace. lol.

Damn good movie. I was entertained by its exceeding ridiculousness.

 

[True Savior]

That was preposterous.

 

[KonradLaw]

The way Dom is superior to everyone else is almost like a bad anime. Also pure wish fulfillment.

Well...the only one on his level in that team retired

 

[pbayne]

Crap title but movie looks like great action schlock.
Shades of james bond with that icetop car chase

 

[Browny]

Oh man that was terrible. Can't wait!

EJECTO
SEATO
CUZ

Lmao

Statham's in, so am I.

 

[DrunkShogun]

Love how stupid this franchise is and how it's slowly turned into a superhero film with dom being the greatest being on earth.

 

[Chopper]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!

WHY DOM WHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?.!!!?

Looks great.

 

[Risgroo]

Dom is just doing this to bring back Leon and Jesse, guys.

 

[DerZuhälter]

Honestly.... I want a MCU / Fast crossover. I want to see Thanos beaten by dudes in cars.

 

[gimmmick]

This series has been then best standing action movie franchise of the past 10 years.

I don't care how cheesy the plot line is, or the bad acting. I'm seeing this movie on opening weekend and going to enjoy every min of it. The Rock + Statham!

 

[Escape Goat]

Honestly.... I want a MCU / Fast crossover. I want to see Thanos beaten by dudes in cars.

 

[McBradders]

Past and the Furious

Whoah...

 

[Messofanego]

There's a section of GAF that rejects the idea of a popcorn moviem that every film should try to achieve quality. Then we have F&tF GAF. It's fascinating.

Fast Five was high art.

 

[UrbanRats]

F&F is now 100% anime.

 

[Radec]

Holy fuck.

Statham is back.
Charlize is on.
Evil Dom vs the familia.

Gonna be fun.

 

[matrix-cat]

Charlize is playing Satan, and Dom has made a deal with her to bring back Han and Giselle. After their lives of international, stylish crime, the two were sent to Hell, a.k.a. The Fate of the Furious.

The movie ends with Dom breaking his promise, at which point a furious Charlize turns into an actual horned, cloven-hoofed demon. She promptly jumps into a fiery chariot, and a newly-reunited Vin and the Family Diesel (including resurrected Han and Giselle) have to come up with a plan to send the Devil back to Hell. With cars.

 

[Escape Goat]

Charlize is playing Satan, and Dom has made a deal with her to bring back Han and Giselle. After their lives of international, stylish crime, the two were sent to Hell, a.k.a. The Fate of the Furious.

The movie ends with Dom breaking his promise, at which point a furious Charlize turns into an actual horned, cloven-hoofed demon. She promptly jumps into a fiery chariot, and a newly-reunited Vin and the Family Diesel (including resurrected Han and Giselle) have to come up with a plan to send the Devil back to Hell. With cars.

Furious Faust

 

[DeathyBoy]

Charlize is playing Satan, and Dom has made a deal with her to bring back Han and Giselle. After their lives of international, stylish crime, the two were sent to Hell, a.k.a. The Fate of the Furious.

The movie ends with Dom breaking his promise, at which point a furious Charlize turns into an actual horned, cloven-hoofed demon. She promptly jumps into a fiery chariot, and a newly-reunited Vin and the Family Diesel (including resurrected Han and Giselle) have to come up with a plan to send the Devil back to Hell. With cars.

I can't wait until they make Furious Has Fallen, and Dom is forced to kidnap President Aaron Eckhart on an impossibly large stretch of road while Agent Butler gives pursuit and Morgan Freeman proclaims it the darkest day in America's history.

 

[Nightengale]

Well...the only one on his level in that team retired

If they don't address why the fuck Brian isn't involved in this incident I'll be sooooo mad.

Kidnap him or whatever but this is the kind of storyline where if it turns out he's legit just fine and retired I'll call bullshit.

 

[Ampersands]

I don't understand how anyone could see these movies other than the perfect blockbuster flicks. I am so ready for this movie.

 

[carlsojo]

This looks so fucking good.

At this point I see the original F&F as a fucking superhero origin story.

 

[Laughing Banana]

So what's going to be the last job right now lol.

 

[donkey show]

That was Dom off panel tripping up Thanos.

I can't wait until they make Furious Has Fallen, and Dom is forced to kidnap President Aaron Eckhart on an impossibly large stretch of road while Agent Butler gives pursuit and Morgan Freeman proclaims it the darkest day in America's history.

I like to think Olympus Has Fallen was already an FF spinoff with Johnny Tran being the big bad and taking things to another level...

 

[Japanmanx3]

All in!

 

[Mr. Pointy]

I don't know how Star Wars Episode VIII is going to compete.

 

[Acinixys]

I liked the part where a joke muscle car out powered all those V8/V12s

Other wise looks like perfect sunday afternoon junk

 

[Pusherman]

There is no way Dom's betrayal will ever make sense, right? I'm expecting it all the be one of Dom's nightmare or something. Or his evil twin. I'm actually a little curious what kind of stupid shit they'll come up with.

 

[jcutner]

I'm so torn. Do I see this in DBOX, or IMAX?

Wait, I know
I'll see it twice!

 

[Keen]

There is no way Dom's betrayal will ever make sense, right? I'm expecting it all the be one of Dom's nightmare or something. Or his evil twin. I'm actually a little curious what kind of stupid shit they'll come up with.

Obvkiously he's doing it to save everybody.

 

[Death Metalist]

Wheres the Dom Hail Hydra edit with him saying "Fuck Familia"

I mean heck its been long enough by now

Here you go.

 

[Solo]

I dunno. For all the love we give this franchise on GAF, if we're being honest, 7 was worse than 6 which was way worse than 5. So the series is on a downward trajectory.

 

[The Elite]

Me: this looks stupid.
Internet: this looks stupid. I'm so in!

The Furious series has basically become Roger Moore James Bond. It's ridiculously silly, has some great action sequences and ships every two years.

 

[autumnleaf]

I dunno. For all the love we give this franchise on GAF, if we're being honest, 7 was worse than 6 which was way worse than 5. So the series is on a downward trajectory.

6 was still good though. 7 was trash but better to give them the benefit of the doubt on that one.

 

[Lostconfused]

Statham's in, so am I.

Working him into the franchise was the best idea.

 

[Sojgat]

I dunno. For all the love we give this franchise on GAF, if we're being honest, 7 was worse than 6 which was way worse than 5. So the series is on a downward trajectory.

6 was still good.

7 was the biggest drop in quality but there were obvious and understandable reasons for that.

 

[Grizzlyjin]

I dunno. For all the love we give this franchise on GAF, if we're being honest, 7 was worse than 6 which was way worse than 5. So the series is on a downward trajectory.

There is absolutely nothing memorable about 6. It's almost Thor: The Dark World levels of forgetting the plot before you get home from the theater.

I actually dug 7. It's just a bunch of set pieces strung together but for some reason it works. I say that as someone who absolutely despises the Transformers films.

 

[darkwing-buck]

Lmao, are these movies worth watching? The last fast and the furious film I saw was tokyo drift.

 

[Solo]

At least we can all agree that 5 is not only the high water mark, but is likely to remain so no matter how many more of these they pump out.

 

[ClosingADoor]

Lmao, are these movies worth watching? The last fast and the furious film I saw was tokyo drift.

Go watch Fast Five, it is amazing.

 

[RoninChaos]

I love these movies. But. There's no conceivable way I'm believing Don turns on everyone. Doesn't matter what the circumstances are. So I'm not sure why they're going this route.

 

[darkwing-buck]

Go watch Fast Five, it is amazing.

I don't need to see the fourth one?

 

[tapedeck]

Me: this looks stupid.
Internet: this looks stupid. I'm so in!

.

 

[VAD]

I only watched the first one, the second, fast five and it it looks like I will be watching F8.

 

[DeathyBoy]

I love these movies. But. There's no conceivable way I'm believing Don turns on everyone. Doesn't matter what the circumstances are. So I'm not sure why they're going this route.

He was just parked by a tree chilling and a bunch of mobsters and politicians showed up in sports cars and asked him to move. Dom said no, you move.

And thus the Long Beach Accords were created.