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[ebullientprism]

So. Rewatching Casino Royale again and that movie has some of the best dialogues in any Bond film. There are some awesome one liners (Do I look like I give a damn?) but the opening exchange is probably my favorite from the entire series.

DRYDEN - If the theatrics are supposed to scare me......you have the wrong man, Bond. If M was so sure that I was bent she'd have sent a double-0. Benefits of being section chief, l'd know if anyone had been promoted to double-0 status, wouldn't I? Your file shows no kills, and it takes--

BOND - Two.

DRYDEN - Shame. We barely got to know each other.

BOND - I know where you keep your gun. I suppose that's something.

DRYDEN - True........How did he die?

BOND - Your contact? Not well.

DRYDEN - Made you feel it, did he? Well......you needn't worry. The second is--

BOND - Yes. Considerably.

That last line is delivered with such icy indifference its fucking amazing.

Which ones did you love GAF?

 

[Penguin]

My personal favorite, and one I use most is

"Shocking. Positively shocking"
From the start of Goldfinger.

But I'm also keen on the introductions.

Pussy Galore: My name is Pussy Galore.
James Bond: I must be dreaming.

Plenty O'Toole: Hi, I'm Plenty.
James Bond: But of course you are.
Plenty O'Toole: Plenty O'Toole.
James Bond: Named after your father perhaps?

 

[Always-honest]

Q: It's not possible.
Bond: No. It's necessary

 

[zchen]

Do you expect me to talk?

No, Mr.Bond, I expect you to die.

 

[Lord British]

"Just look at you, barely held together by your pills and your drink."

"Don't forget my pathetic love of country."

 

[Retrocide]

Do you expect me to talk?

No, Mr.Bond, I expect you to die.

Damn...beat me to it

 

[HIGH DEF JEFF]

Plenty O'Toole: Hi, I'm Plenty.
James Bond: But of course you are.
Plenty O'Toole: Plenty O'Toole.
James Bond: Named after your father perhaps?

This is mine!

 

[Kraftwerk]

Do you expect me to talk?

No, Mr.Bond, I expect you to die.

Cannot be topped.

 

[teruterubozu]

Bartender: Shaken or stirred?
Daniel Craig Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?

 

[Kinyou]

 

[Cheesecakebobby]

"A woman."

 

[Rad-]

This never happened to the other fellow.

 

[funkypie]

006: for England james?
007: No, for me!

anything the bad guys say in tomorrow never dies, all of them say hilarious shit.

first rule of the news? give the people what they want! lol

 

[The Outsider]

"How was your lamb?"

"Skewered. One sympathizes."

Casino Royale.

 

[Trey]

"Well don't worry. The second kill is always easie-"

"Considerably."

Edit: I should read the OP.

 

[GentlemanCrow]

"Where's Fekkesh?"

"Pyramids!"

 

[Two Words]

"I'M INVINCIBLE!!!!!"

 

[NerdEyeBlind]

One my favorites

Spoiler

because it's so terrible

"I thought Christmas only came once a year."

 

[BLunted]

Do you expect me to talk?

No, Mr.Bond, I expect you to die.

Came to post this.

 

[Rad-]

One my favorites

Spoiler

because it's so terrible

"I thought Christmas only came once a year."

Yep that's one of the best ones.

 

[Bobby Roberts]

That Casino Royale exchange in the OP is probably my favorite. I know there's others (already quoted here, and quickly) that have become part of the pop culture pantheon, but that whole back and forth is fucking great.

 

[Anastasia]

"No, no, no. No more foreplay. Take me to Janus."

"BIATCH!"

 

[The Faceless Master]

One my favorites

Spoiler

because it's so terrible

"I thought Christmas only came once a year."

ive always preferred "i don't know any doctor jokes"

 

[Ignatz Mouse]

No, Mister Bond has already been posted, so:

"I'm the money."
"Every penny. "


That whole scene is great, including the skewered line.

 

[Penguin]

"No, no, no. No more foreplay. Take me to Janus."

"BIATCH!"

She did always enjoy a good squeeze

 

[TheGreatDirector]

Do you expect me to talk?

No, Mr.Bond, I expect you to die.

Nothing can top this.

 

[Chained Prometheus]

That Casino Royale exchange in the OP is probably my favorite. I know there's others (already quoted here, and quickly) that have become part of the pop culture pantheon, but that whole back and forth is fucking great.

Likewise. Plus Casino Royale was the first Bond film I got to see in theaters.

However I'm also quite fond of Lazenby's line at the end of OHMSS too:

Spoiler

It's quite alright, you see. We have all the time in the world.

 

[Peru]

"Smythe. St.John Smythe".
---

May I press you to a cucumber sandwich?

 

[Bishop89]

Do you expect me to talk?

No, Mr.Bond, I expect you to die.

This.



Also the best use of "the names bond, James bond " is the end scene of casino royale

 

[Sephzilla]

One my favorites

Spoiler

because it's so terrible

"I thought Christmas only came once a year."

She did always enjoy a good squeeze

These two

 

[PinkCrayon]

"Shocking"

 

[FriedConsole]

Moonraker "looks like he is attempting re-entry"

 

[Peru]

"You're a woman of many parts, Pussy."

 

[John Kowalski]

That time he asked a man who was crushed by a milk van "Got milk?" as he died.

 

[Spider from Mars]

"Nick Nack. TABASCO!"

 

[Ruruja]

"Man talk"

*spank*

 

[Bowdz]

"You know Money Penny, we really are the Last of Us Remastered."

 

[D_prOdigy]

"They'll print anything these days"

 

[hoss]

"That's quite a nice little nothing you're almost wearing." (Diamonds are Forever)

 

[Altazor]

-"shaken or stirred?"
-"do I look like I give a damn?"

 

[Peru]

Heeell no

Spoiler

also worst character contender

 

[Spider from Mars]

Heeell no

Spoiler

also worst character contender

SECRET AGENT??? ON WHOOOOOSE SIDEEEEEE???

 

[Screaming Meat]

Moonraker has a cracking exchange:

[Shooting at pheasants as a sniper takes aim at Bond]

Drax: You missed, Mr. Bond.

[Sniper falls from a tree. Bond's eyebrow arches so high that it almost tears his face off. ]

Bond: Did I?

So fucking smug.

 

[obin_gam]

"Smythe. St.John Smythe".

The most retarded pronunciation of the word "saint" ever recorded.
Seriously - Has Moore ever explained why he thought St. meant "Sinjin"?

 

[ebullientprism]

Everybody who posted a cheesy one liner. I hate you so much. :/

 

[funkypie]

Everybody who posted a cheesy one liner. I hate you so much. :/

Shook or shaken?

 

[xandaca]

It's all about the Drax.

 

[Goodstyle]

2 from Tomorrow Never Dies:

(Rigt after tossing a guy into a printing press and watching him get crushed to death) "They'll print anything these days"

(Right before killing the main villain) "You forgot the first rule of mass media Elliot! GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT!"

 

[Peru]

The most retarded pronunciation of the word "saint" ever recorded.
Seriously - Has Moore ever explained why he thought St. meant "Sinjin"?

That's actually how the name St.John, which is a first name, is pronounced. Another example: https://youtu.be/olDg3nrlcTA?t=31s

 

[obin_gam]

That's actually how the name St.John, which is a first name, is pronounced. Another example: https://youtu.be/olDg3nrlcTA?t=31s

That's a stupid rule then. It should be changed.