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[Lightning Count]

Ouromov "This is Colonel Ouromov, come out with your hands above your head."

Bond "How original."

 

[Lagamorph]

The insurance company is never going to believe this

 

[CorvoSol]

Do you expect me to talk?

No, Mr.Bond, I expect you to die.

promptly leaves room, expecting laser beam to slice bond in half with no problems


Goldfinger expected it a bit too much

 

[creatchee]

Ice cold.

 

[Saturday]

"You wouldn't kill me. You'd miss me."

"I never miss."

 

[H.Cornerstone]

"Don't worry, you're not my type of woman"

"What, intelligent?"

"No, Single."

Vesper and Bond in Casino Royale.

 

[Rich!]

promptly leaves room, expecting laser beam to slice bond in half with no problems


Goldfinger expected it a bit too much

Ah that's the thing though.

Goldfinger never left that room. Really. Rewatch the scene.

 

[ebullientprism]

Shook or shaken?

Do I look like I give a damn?

 

[RevengeOfDoh]

Now the whole world's gonna know you died scratching my balls!

 

[HyperZone<3]

"What do we do with the money?"
"Launder it."

love the villains. Also as, uh, problematic as many of the Roger Moore entries were, they still had their moments.

"You wouldn't kill me (having just boned)!"
"Well I certainly wouldn't have before..."

 

[Arkos]

Also the best use of "the names bond, James bond " is the end scene of casino royale

Yeah that was an epic ending, with the slow buildup of the music and the name drop.

 

[temp]

Bond: I've never killed a midget before, but there can always be a first time.
Nick Nack: Oh, monsieur!

 

[dragonyeuw]

The bubbles tickle my.. Tchaikovsky!!
-a view to a kill

Draco: My apologies for the way you were brought here. I wasn't sure you'd accept a formal invitation.
Bond: There's always something formal about the point of a pistol.
-On her majesty's secret service


Bond: Did you see who shot Fairbanks?
Dance chick:No, I was in his arms. My eyes were closed.
Bond: Well, at least he died happy.
-Man with the golden gun

M: 07!
General: Triple X!
Some dude: Bond! What do you think you're doing?
Bond:Keeping the British end up, sir.
-Spy who loved me

 

[The Chef]

"You wouldn't kill me. You'd miss me."

*shoots her in the freakin throat

"I never miss."

Forgot about this one. So good.

 

[sixteen-bit]

Vesper Lynd: Rolex?
James Bond: Omega.


Casino Royale went all out with product placement, but this shit had me rolling

 

[funkypie]

This thread makes me want to start from goldfinger and watch all.

 

[dragonyeuw]

Vesper Lynd: Rolex?
James Bond: Omega.


Casino Royale went all out with product placement, but this shit had me rolling

Don't forget the Sony Blu-ray player in the hotel surveillance room, right when they were hitting the market . Or the hundred of shots with Sony Ericssons : )

 

[VeryGooster]

GoldenEye:

"Don't say it!"
"The writing's on the wall?"
"Along with the rest of him!"

Goldfinger:

"My name is Pussy Galore."
"I must be dreaming..."

Casino Royale:

"Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!"

"Take the next one. There isn't enough room for me and your ego."

"I'm sorry. That last hand... nearly killed me."

The Living Daylights:

"You were fantastic! We're free!"
"Kara... we're inside a Russian airbase in the middle of Afghanistan..."

 

[G-Fex]

Drax: Desolated Mr. Bond?

Bond: *after shooting Drax in the heart with a dart* Heartbroken Mr. Drax

 

[QuicheFontaine]

"A woman!"

 

[direct_quote]

"Don't worry, you're not my type of woman"

"What, intelligent?"

"No, Single."

Vesper and Bond in Casino Royale.

Was going to post this one.

 

[DeathyBoy]

Solitaire: 'Is there time before we leave, for Lesson number 3?'

Bond: 'Of course. There's no sense going out half-cocked.'

See it's funny because he's got more fuel in the tanker, and he need to expel the fuel before he can leave. It's a play words. Also unrelated, he wants to fuck her again. Bond's a 00, he never misses.

 

[usea]

One of my favorite scenes is in Quantum of Solace. Mathis (portrayed as one of Bond's only "friends", but more like a colleague) dies in Bond's arms as Bond comforts him. Bond then dumps his body coldly in a dumpster and steals the money from his wallet.

Camille: Is that how you treat your friends?

Bond: He wouldn't care.

The best part of the new Bond films to me is what they say about killing and relationships and emotional detachment. Bond is a font of emotion, but he also has to be detached. There's a lot of good scenes in Casino Royale about it. For example:


[Bond quits MI6 and runs away with a girl he's fallen for, then is betrayed by her and she dies in the ensuing gunfight. However it turns out she went to her death willingly and was on Bond's side in the very end.]

M: Get back as soon as you can; we need you.

Bond: Will do.

M: If you do need time...

Bond: Why should I need more time? Job's done. The bitch is dead.

 

[Duane Cunningham]

I always liked the whole exchange over the baccarat table in Goldeneye:

James Bond: It appears we share the same passions: three, anyway.

Xenia Onatopp: I count two: motoring and, uh, baccarat.

[Xenia wins the hand]

I hope the third is where your real talent lies.

James Bond: (suggestively) One rises to meet a challenge.

[James wins the next hand]

Xenia: (curses in Russian)... Enjoy it while it lasts.

James Bond: The very words I live by.

[Xenia stand up to leave, James follows]

Tell me, what words do YOU live by?

Xenia: The trick is to quit while you're ahead.

James: That's the trick I've never learned. Maybe you'll show me?