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[Dkong]

I made the mistake of googling the word "YIKES" to find an image in response to that pic. Actually found something worse...

...and I'm definitely not posting it.

(goes to delete private data)

GODDAMN **** THAT ****ING SHIT!

 

[J2 Cool]

They must be thinking of Jessica Alba year's back. Anyway, the real list..

1. Scarlett Johansson
2. Elisha Cuthbert
3. Jessica Biel
4. Monica Bellucci
5. Jessica Alba

In a non-ranked order. Not saying Alba's not hot, but not #1 certainly.

Why is Kirsten Dunst on the list? I think they were running out of women or something.

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Kevtones]

I never did as much "click-save as" as I did in that thread. Ever. Tamborine's banning in that thread will be considered by many as a noble, and honorable sacrifice.

That Monica Red Riding Hood pic is going on my desktop.

Damn, he did get banned.

 

[J2 Cool]

Nevermind. Alba has been severely bumped off by Keeley Hazell just now.

 

[Pimpbaa]

Eva Longoria wouldn't be on that list if more saw those pics of her without makeup :lol And why is Britney Spears on that list?! Even before she became bald and psycho, it was clear she was just rich trailer trash. Anyway, a lot of my favorites are in there, but not at the proper ranking.

 

[Cold-Steel]

Monica Bellucci, completely robbed from that list.

Too bad the Drew Barrymore thread had to get closed

 

[methodman]

Why do you have to post her? No-one can compare.

 

[probune]

they got #2 right

They most certainly did.

 

[White Man]

this thread needs a certain...picture

 

[John Dunbar]

No Monica Bellucci really is a crime. She's just stunning.

 

[Cold-Steel]

Why do you have to post her? No-one can compare.

We almost single-handedly converted NeoGAF in one sweep last night.

Biel was tossed to the curb like old socks and Alba was kicked around like a soccer ball.

 

[Ruas]

wtf how about kate bosworth?

 

[bluemax]

Needs the teeth picture. Love the file name on that one though.

 

[Forgotten Ancient]

Aside from the implications that it'd make me nearly a pedophile in saying so (I <3 you, Hayden Panettiere)....

This list is about 4 years too late.

 

[Forceatowulf]

6. Hayden Panettiere

Hayden is considered a woman officially? So I can fap to her without feeling guilt? Awesome!

 

[Raistlin]

1. Jessica Alba
2. Keeley Hazell
3. Eva Longoria
4. Adriana Lima
5. Scarlett Johansson
6. Hayden Panettiere
7. Cheryl Tweedy
8. Angelina Jolie
9. Emily Scott
10. Elisha Cuthbert

WTF!?!? :lol

 

[Forceatowulf]

WTF!?!? :lol

First time seeing the platinum :lol

 

[Raistlin]

First time seeing the platinum :lol

I figure breaking the top 10 for sexiest of the year deserves Platinum :lol

 

[Beezy]

WTF!?!? :lol

:lol

 

[methodman]

6. Hayden Panettiere

Hayden is considered a woman officially? So I can fap to her without feeling guilt? Awesome!

She ain't even that hot... wtf

 

[Drensch]

1. Jessica Alba
2. Keeley Hazell
3. Eva Longoria

4. Adriana Lima


Invalidated.

 

[mrWalrus]

#1 Lucy Pinder needs to be much higher on that list #92 is an injustice.
#2 No Lily Cole = fail.

 

[tedtropy]

She ain't even that hot... wtf

She's pretty hot, I just feel, ya know, conflicted about it.

 

[probune]

She ain't even that hot... wtf

She will be when she's 18. I can't say she's hot right now without feeling dirty.

 

[methodman]

She's pretty hot, I just feel, ya know, conflicted about it.

She doesn't seem like top 20, let alone 6th.

 

[Wes]

Well in the past FHM UK have also had the Olsen Twins listed before their 18th birthday. This dangerous territory is not new to them!

 

[Like the hat?]

:lol :lol love the platnum

 

[Forceatowulf]

She will be when she's 18. I can't say she's hot right now without feeling dirty.

Bingo.

 

[Odrion]

Ohh pfft, what is she? 17? That's not pedo.

 

[Tornado Condor]

I made the mistake of googling the word "YIKES" to find an image in response to that pic. Actually found something worse...

...and I'm definitely not posting it.

(goes to delete private data)

curiosity killed the salva =(

 

[Forgotten Ancient]

curiosity killed the salva =(

Thanks. You just HAD to say that to get me curious.

 

[140.85]

 

[Sinatar]

I made the mistake of googling the word "YIKES" to find an image in response to that pic. Actually found something worse...

...and I'm definitely not posting it.

(goes to delete private data)

Jesus tapdancing christ.

 

[Beezy]

Jesus tapdancing christ.

My curiosity is high. Please describe the pic before I end up ruining my night.

 

[rollingstart]

My curiosity is high. Please describe the pic before I end up ruining my night.

yeah, atleast a few hints about it

 

[methodman]

My curiosity is high. Please describe the pic before I end up ruining my night.

Opposite of pedophilia.

 

[rollingstart]

Opposite of pedophilia.

ugh...even without seeing the picture, the image in my mind is terrible...

 

["God's Beard!"]

Robbed.

 

[methodman]

ugh...even without seeing the picture, the image in my mind is terrible...

What would you guess?

 

[rollingstart]

What would you guess?

old people...doing it...tons of saggy skin flapping around

 

[probune]

Yikes indeed. That's quite a good descriptor for it

 

[Beezy]

Opposite of pedophilia.

Thanks. I think I'll pass. :lol

 

[KeepitGeriatric]

Britney Spears #54 bitches I love that h0. Can't wait for her album promos and such towards the end of the year

 

[Almighty_Chocobo]

6. Hayden Panettiere

Wow, really didn't expect this. She hasn't even really shown or done anything that could be considered risque(no, stupidity known as Bring It On 2 doesn't count).

 

[Forceatowulf]

DO NOT GOOGLE "YIKES", DO NOT! I REPEAT DO NOT! BAIL OUT!

 

[Macam]

We almost single-handedly converted NeoGAF in one sweep last night.

Biel was tossed to the curb like old socks and Alba was kicked around like a soccer ball.

:lol

Careful with the pictures there, you're gonna resurrect the Barrymore-complex and get us all banned.

 

[Cold-Steel]

:lol

Careful with the pictures there, you're gonna resurrect the Barrymore-complex and get us all banned.

Why must mods hate my beauty?

 

[Grecco]

Albas number one thats alal that matters.

 

[theBishop]

This list has no credibility without Autumn Reeser.

 

[Matt_C]

Was this list created before Grindhouse was released because Rose McGowan am robbed.

Normally I would be pissed off due to the lack of AZNs in the list, I guess Maxim doesn't publish much in that region of the world but the lack of Rose McGowan is a travesty.