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[speculawyer]

Somebody needs to find a translation of what Kasparov said after the cockblock.

 

[Cruzader]

Holy shit, that was funny!!!!!!!!!!!

Never expected an actual flying penis!!!!!

 

[Mermandala]

knight takes bishop

 

[AlexMogil]

I wish I could have gotten in at the ground floor of the flying genitalia market. Now everyone's gonna want one.

 

[Dever]

This is fucking amazing :lol :lol Can't remember the last time I laughed so hard at something on the internet :lol :lol

 

[atomico]

~~-avatar-~~

fixed to GAF avatar req's (I think)

edit: k, all good now :lol

 

[AlexMogil]

fixed to GAF avatar req's (I think)

Put a mustache on it with a smoke and an eyepiece.

Or maybe have it walk down Bohan.

 

[Gagaman]

This made my day :lol :lol

 

[mj1108]

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We need a version of it that says "Cock Blocked!". It can be used in girl threads.

 

[dabig2]

Thought this would be another satirical headline! I was so not expecting a true flying penis :lol

manhood....DENIED!

 

[atomico]

Put a mustache on it with a smoke and an eyepiece.

I'm about to leave work, this is the best I can do for now.

(thread's pretty nsfw already, but I'm linking, just in case)


feel free to add the stache and bandana anyway you see fit, GAF

 

[Blablurn]

news of the day :lol

 

[Escape Goat]

toy penis with wings :lol

 

[Tauntaun]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol This is pretty much the greatest thing EVAR! :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[AtomskEater]

:lol :lol :lol That diligent security guard needs to get some kind of award.

 

[speculawyer]

This is fucking amazing :lol :lol Can't remember the last time I laughed so hard at something on the internet :lol :lol

I was literally in tears. The juxtaposition of russia politcs and flying penis was too much. :lol

 

[AlexMogil]

?!


CYPHER!?

 

[reaver18]

seems like its missing a "GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE!"

 

[thorns]

After beating it down, he steps on it as well.. listen to the second crunch :lol :lol

 

[ShinOkazaki]

Poor dick
Anyway, whoever did that is pure genius. :lol

 

[BobFromPikeCreek]

I hope this becomes a new tradition.

 

[Rindain]

OMG, funniest thing I've seen in weeks. :lol :lol :lol

 

[∀ Narayan]

I hope this becomes a new tradition.

Yes. I really hope this happens more often. I will seriously consider watching more speeches and press conferences if it means I can see a flying penis ensuing some sort of hilarity.

 

[twinturbo2]

That guy is not amused.

He wishes that his meat whistle was that big... :lol

 

[BobFromPikeCreek]

Yes. I really hope this happens more often. I will seriously consider watching more speeches and press conferences if it means I can see a flying penis ensuing some sort of hilarity.

I hope it becomes so common that speech givers come to expect it, and make time at the beginning of every speech for a ceremonial "flying of the penis."

 

[Pancakes]

that is gold, Cockblock owned.

 

[Youta Mottenai]

:lol

I like the guy at :53, diligently taking notes. Truly a worldly man.

"Kasparov comments about X, saying Putin...
Flying penis soare the room..."

Somebody needs to find a translation of what Kasparov said after the cockblock.

This.

So what´ll be next?
A flying vagina?
Shirtless Putin pics?

 

[Eriatarka]

Did anyone noticed how they moved away from the guy giving the speech once they noticed it was a penis? I think this is genius. Imagine if they had put a gun inside the penis? They would just move out of the way thinking it's only a joke and then the target would get a bullet between their eyes.

 

[ChunderMan]

 

[WickedAngel]

A fleet of these brought down the Iron Curtain.

 

[castle007]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

that is amazing

 

[zon]

After many years of rigid training, Vladimir finally saw the opportunity to show the rest of the world how skillful he has become at spanking the monkey.

 

[MickeyKnox]

Holy shit, life imitates 2nd Life.

 

[Rindain]

Is this on Youtube? Or would it be against Youtube tos?

 

[Mike Works]

my actual favorite part of the video is the initial reaction of the main bodyguard when he doesn't know what it is

dude was fucking BORN to be a bodyguard

 

[Verano]

Epic cockblock

Holy shit!!!!!
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[speculawyer]

I hope this becomes a new tradition.

Could you imagine a flying penis at a Hillary rally? :lol

 

[Verano]

Could you imagine a flying penis at a Hillary rally?

 

[Falch]

:lol haha.

 

[Outlaw]

Could you imagine a flying penis at a Hillary rally? :lol

 

[Vaxadrin]

Could you imagine a flying penis at a Hillary rally? :lol

 

[Verano]

I spoke too soon.
:lol

 

[mugwhump]

Could you imagine a flying penis at a Hillary rally? :lol

OMFGGGGGGGG

Someone do it

please

 

[ZealousD]

Could you imagine a flying penis at a Hillary rally? :lol

:lol :lol :lol :lol

That would be both the best and worst thing that could ever happen.

Too bad it could never happen. Secret Service would catch it before it could even get off the ground.

 

[ckohler]

I never thought real life would imitate Second Life. (nsfw)

 

[Witchfinder General]

Jesus, I've never laughed so hard in my life. I have tears streaming down my face.

What makes it all the more bizarre is that I'm currently reading a book about Putin's regime and his dirty-tricks campaign.

 

[Flynn]

The dong-copter is the single most important advance made in aviation this century.

 

[Sanjuro]

 

[Stabby McSter]

oh shit :lol

 

[Baraka in the White House]

Hah, you can tell by the reactions from the guys behind him that they were totally thinking, "Oh shit, that's a bom...uh, no...wait, it's just a penis."