GAF Anonymous Confessions thread 4.0 the last huzzah

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My first gig was a Nirvana tribute band and they ROCKED. I must have been to hundreds of the things now. You folks need to get out more, there are a million bands right on your doorstep most likely.
 

DrEvil

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Olimario stayed with our outlet during E3 a few years back where we all shared one big hotel room, small world, isn't it?


edit: First concert was Weird Al Yankovic.

Eat it.
 
Well I might as well just trow it out there.

When I was about 7-8 my "friend" called me up
Friend: Sam, come quickly
Me: what is it?

There was this guy age 10-12 asleep on his back. And she slowly pulls back his pants down.
Me: what are you doing, he's gonna wake up
F: no he's a heavy sleeper

And then she proceeded to show me the male anatomy. I was a girl, so I had never seen a penis that close. She started pulling down the skin, and all I remember was how pink it was and shouting

Me: He's gonna bleed out!

Of course, nothing of that sort happened.Still amazed me that he could pull something out and not be in pain. She then explained me what this and that was like I gave a shit. I mean I was pretty young, all I knew was that it was used to pee.

But I swear the guy did not move a muscle. He never knew about it. Nothing. She "closed" it off like: OK, let's go.

I didn't touch the guy I just looked but damn, the "friend" and I never ever spoke of that again.
 
So fuck it, might as well confess to something I usually do during the summer.

I have a pair of cheap binoculars and my house is in front of an intersection. Last Saturday I must have spent a good hour just scoping out cute girls who have been walking past my house. I felt a lot like James Stewart in Rear Window.

There was a girl who was standing for the bus at the corner, I was staring at her 10 minutes. I even tried to take pictures by pressing the binoculars up to the lens of my camera. Kind of sucked though, by the time I got it going, the bus had came and there was some dude waiting.
 

marrec

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I have a confession to make:

Anytime I see a really fat person having trouble with simple tasks because they're too fat, I can't help but laugh.

Also, I once recommended someone pick up DarkStar One instead of Bioshock.
 
So fuck it, might as well confess to something I usually do during the summer.

I have a pair of cheap binoculars and my house is in front of an intersection. Last Saturday I must have spent a good hour just scoping out cute girls who have been walking past my house. I felt a lot like James Stewart in Rear Window.

There was a girl who was standing for the bus at the corner, I was staring at her 10 minutes. I even tried to take pictures by pressing the binoculars up to the lens of my camera. Kind of sucked though, by the time I got it going, the bus had came and there was some dude waiting.
 
I don't know that it's really a confession since I don't keep it much of a secret, but I daydream regularly about disappearing from where I'm at and starting up someplace else. New name, I don't know anyone, etc. Even if it's a case of "the grass is greener", the notion of having new things eating at me instead of the things I'm used to... it seems so appealing. Just get on a bus or a train, and adios. Maybe when I get debt-free, I'll do it for real.
 

XiaNaphryz

LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
So fuck it, might as well confess to something I usually do during the summer.

I have a pair of cheap binoculars and my house is in front of an intersection. Last Saturday I must have spent a good hour just scoping out cute girls who have been walking past my house. I felt a lot like James Stewart in Rear Window.

There was a girl who was standing for the bus at the corner, I was staring at her 10 minutes. I even tried to take pictures by pressing the binoculars up to the lens of my camera. Kind of sucked though, by the time I got it going, the bus had came and there was some dude waiting.
Sounds like you're in the market for one of these:

 
I wanted to ask this in girl-gaf but I'm too afraid of being banned, yelled at, or ridiculed so I guess I'll do it here.

I'm currently dating a girl and the subject of porn came up. And she admitted that she didn't really get lesbian porn and that it "turned her off". She addmitted she's only ever seen it once but she didn't like it. She also said that while she thinks a few female celebrity are pretty she doesn't "crush" on other women at all. EVER.

I'm a little worried because of all the girls I've dated all of them loved women and had girl crushes and I figure most of them were probably ok with lesbian porn. So should I be worried about this girl? Am I dating a prude? We've had sex but it's been fairly standard, nothing crazy.
It's a shame that girl-gaf has, largely erroneously, garnered a very exclusive "don't talk to us." reputation. They even started a whole new OT.

So ladies, any help for confessor?
 
It's a shame that girl-gaf has, largely erroneously, garnered a very exclusive "don't talk to us." reputation. They even started a whole new OT.

So ladies, any help for confessor?
Why's he worried? Is the asker a girl? If not, why do you care if she likes women or not. What an odd thing to be worried about in a relationship.
 
The song came out after that. But I will say the whole concert was like a live level of robot unicorn attack.
That sounds awesome. I've yet to get a chance to go to a live show of any famous musicians. I went to see a handful of local punk bands play when I was in high school and was still angry and all that. I really should start looking to go to some real concerts soon. Feel like I'm missing out. I don't even know who I'd want to see as most of my favorite bands are disbanded. or ska.
 
It's a shame that girl-gaf has, largely erroneously, garnered a very exclusive "don't talk to us." reputation. They even started a whole new OT.

So ladies, any help for confessor?
I don't think he should be worried about the girl or think she's a prude, it's just something that she doesn't enjoy as much as others might. It's not as abnormal or uncommon as he think it is. Like, I would imagine there are straight men out there who don't get turned on from watching gay porn, lol.
The only problem I see arising if she's uncomfortable with him watching lesbian porn ;p If so then he should talk to her about that.
 

Red_Man

I Was There! Official L Receiver 2/12/2016
So fuck it, might as well confess to something I usually do during the summer.

I have a pair of cheap binoculars and my house is in front of an intersection. Last Saturday I must have spent a good hour just scoping out cute girls who have been walking past my house. I felt a lot like James Stewart in Rear Window.

There was a girl who was standing for the bus at the corner, I was staring at her 10 minutes. I even tried to take pictures by pressing the binoculars up to the lens of my camera. Kind of sucked though, by the time I got it going, the bus had came and there was some dude waiting.

Just gonna throw it out there, and say this is pretty fucking weird....
 
So fuck it, might as well confess to something I usually do during the summer.

I have a pair of cheap binoculars and my house is in front of an intersection. Last Saturday I must have spent a good hour just scoping out cute girls who have been walking past my house. I felt a lot like James Stewart in Rear Window.

There was a girl who was standing for the bus at the corner, I was staring at her 10 minutes. I even tried to take pictures by pressing the binoculars up to the lens of my camera. Kind of sucked though, by the time I got it going, the bus had came and there was some dude waiting.
Yikes. If you were just people watching that would be one thing, but you've gone full creeper, man.
 
So fuck it, might as well confess to something I usually do during the summer.

I have a pair of cheap binoculars and my house is in front of an intersection. Last Saturday I must have spent a good hour just scoping out cute girls who have been walking past my house. I felt a lot like James Stewart in Rear Window.

There was a girl who was standing for the bus at the corner, I was staring at her 10 minutes. I even tried to take pictures by pressing the binoculars up to the lens of my camera. Kind of sucked though, by the time I got it going, the bus had came and there was some dude waiting.


That is really weird, dude.
 
So fuck it, might as well confess to something I usually do during the summer.

I have a pair of cheap binoculars and my house is in front of an intersection. Last Saturday I must have spent a good hour just scoping out cute girls who have been walking past my house. I felt a lot like James Stewart in Rear Window.

There was a girl who was standing for the bus at the corner, I was staring at her 10 minutes. I even tried to take pictures by pressing the binoculars up to the lens of my camera. Kind of sucked though, by the time I got it going, the bus had came and there was some dude waiting.
Well, this post is going to be used in court one day when you finally get charged.
 
One point: If anybody thinks they are too fucking good for Mickey D's, I will put my foot up your ass. I worked at Mickey D's from 15 till almost 21 (Which at that point, I had my CNA and just started my nursing school portion of my BSN). It's a job and a damn respectable one too.

And why you ask its respectable? Its because you have a job, its because you are willing to go out there and work for your own keep. I respect that, I acknowledge that, and that makes them (and anybody else out there struggling) my equal.

You are one mistake of an abortion that could have been if you think you're better. So, if you have the chance to hold down a job, you do it. You go there, you work hard, you clock out, and you go home to do it again the next day. And you wonder why? Because its called work ethic and that is the most important ethic a man or a woman can have.

So this is not exactly directed to anyone in particular, however to that one post about him calling it soul-crushing, it shouldn't be viewed as that. View it as a opportunity, a chance to prosper and see the new paths available in life, and a chance to hone your skills and become a better person for it.
sure, yknow, except for during the majority of human history.
 
It's a shame that girl-gaf has, largely erroneously, garnered a very exclusive "don't talk to us." reputation. They even started a whole new OT.

So ladies, any help for confessor?
I'm bi so yeah... Most lesbian porn is fucking boring though, it's just two pretty girls modelling together, not two women wanting to fuck each other's brains out, so I understand what she says.

And girl-crush? Nothing wrong with not having any, why would this be an issue?

And you don't have to be anonymous to talk about this.
 

jorma

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The source is the brain of someone who actually thinks for a second and isn't being a trolling contrarian.

Unless you seriously think it's not creepy to get off on taking secret pictures of hot girl strangers from your room.
Strawmen gets you nowhere.

Anyway, how do paparazzis operate in the US?
Also, your source is kinda shitty.
 
I'm bi so yeah... Most lesbian porn is fucking boring though, it's just two pretty girls modelling together, not two women wanting to fuck each other's brains out, so I understand what she says.

And girl-crush? Nothing wrong with not having any, why would this be an issue?

And you don't have to be anonymous to talk about this.
I think it's almost become an expectation from many men that women should be bisexual, or be turned on by other women but not other men - which plays pretty well into most male fantasies.

Smh.
 
Strawmen gets you nowhere.

Anyway, how do paparazzis operate in the US?
Also, your source is kinda shitty.
He's right, though.

I think it's almost become an expectation from many men that women should be bisexual, or be turned on by other women but not other men.

Smh.
We are on average more likely to show interest on the other gender I think, but there's a huge difference between being perfectly okay on talking about someone's good looks and crushing on them.
 
Strawmen gets you nowhere.

Anyway, how do paparazzis operate in the US?
Also, your source is kinda shitty.
You're deliberately being a bit of a jerk about this, dude, and you know it. Other people are picking up on your "I'm always contrarian" gimmick too.

But fine, if you want to be childish and play it like that...literally the first google hit for voyeurism:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voyeurism

Citing:

http://definitions.uslegal.com/i/invasion-of-privacy/


Invasion of privacy is the intrusion into the personal life of another, without just cause, which can give the person whose privacy has been invaded a right to bring a lawsuit for damages against the person or entity that intruded. It encompasses workplace monitoring, Internet privacy, data collection, and other means of disseminating private information.

Celebrities are not protected in most situations, since they have voluntarily placed themselves already within the public eye, and their activities are considered newsworthy. However, an otherwise non-public individual has a right to privacy from: a) intrusion on one's solitude or into one's private affairs; b) public disclosure of embarrassing private information; c) publicity which puts him/her in a false light to the public; d) appropriation of one's name or picture for personal or commercial advantage.

The Supreme Court has ruled that there is a limited constitutional right of privacy based on a number of provisions in the Bill of Rights and subsequent amendments. This includes a right to privacy from government surveillance into an area where a person has a "reasonable expectation of privacy" and also in matters relating to marriage, procreation, contraception, family relationships, child rearing and education. However, records held by third parties such as financial records or telephone calling records are generally not protected unless a specific federal law applies. The court has also recognized a right of anonymity and the right of groups to not have to disclose their members' names to government agencies.

The criminal voyeurism statute of some states cover "a place where [one] would have a reasonable expectation of privacy", meaning:

A place where a reasonable person would believe that he or she could disrobe in privacy, without being concerned that his or her undressing was being photographed or filmed by another; or
A place where one may reasonably expect to be safe from casual or hostile intrusion or surveillance.

Given the similarity to voyeurism, a jury might find that placing a hidden camera in a certain location may amount to the torts of outrage or negligent infliction of emotional distress.

http://criminaljustice.state.ny.us/legalservices/ch69_2003_stephanie_vidvoy.htm

A person is guilty of unlawful surveillance in the second degree when:
1. For his or her own, or another person's amusement, entertainment,
or profit, or for the purpose of degrading or abusing a person, he or
she intentionally uses or installs, or permits the utilization or
installation of an imaging device to surreptitiously view, broadcast or
record a person dressing or undressing or the sexual or other intimate
parts of such person at a place and time when such person has a reason-
able expectation of privacy, without such person's knowledge or consent.
2. For his or her own, or another person's sexual arousal or sexual
gratification, he or she intentionally uses or installs, or permits the
utilization or installation of an imaging device to surreptitiously
view, broadcast or record a person dressing or undressing or the sexual
or other intimate parts of such person at a place and time when such
person has a reasonable expectation of privacy, without such person's
knowledge or consent.
3. (a) For no legitimate purpose, he or she intentionally uses or
installs, or permits the utilization or installation of an imaging
device to surreptitiously view, broadcast or record a person in a
bedroom, changing room, fitting room, restroom, toilet, bathroom, wash-
room, shower or any room assigned to guests or patrons in a motel, hotel
or inn, without such person's knowledge or consent.
(b) For the purposes of this subdivision, when a person uses or
installs, or permits the utilization or installation of an imaging
device in a bedroom, changing room, fitting room, restroom, toilet,
bathroom, washroom, shower or any room assigned to guests or patrons in
a hotel, motel or inn, there is a rebuttable presumption that such
person did so for no legitimate purpose.
4. Without the knowledge or consent of a person, he or she inten-
tionally uses or installs, or permits the utilization or installation of
an imaging device to surreptitiously view, broadcast or record, under
the clothing being worn by such person, the sexual or other intimate
parts of such person.


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If the original poster hadn't admitted he does this just for sexual voyeurism ("pretty girls") then he may be able to get away with it. But any reasonable judge (or any human being not completely ignorant) will realize HE'S RECORDING THEIR BOOBS AND BUTTS.
 
He's right, though.


We are on average more likely to show interest on the other gender I think, but there's a huge difference between being perfectly okay on talking about someone's good looks and crushing on them.
I can't find any studies on it but I think most people think that women are more likely to show interest in other women even if they are straight - whether this is actually the case or not, I have no idea.
If it's not true, then it seems to me that the idea is a result of a larger male influence in society leading to male ideals and fantasies being more established.

If it is true on the other hand, then I could think of a number of different explanations.
It could be bonding mechanism between females, or a method to get sexual satisfaction when one is not in the position to become pregnant (would fit the "college lesbian"-myth, at a young age you don't want to become pregnant but might still need sex)

Or it could, again, be a result of male fantasies and stereotypes having an effect on straight women's sexual preferences by making same-gender romances and sexual attraction "okay" or even more desirable than the straight male-on-male counterpart.
 
Or it could, again, be a result of male fantasies and stereotypes having an effect on straight women's sexual preferences by making same-gender romances and sexual attraction "okay" or even more desirable than the straight male-on-male counterpart.
I think it's this. Women are "hotter" the moment they find interest in other women, which pushes more women to want to at least talking about it. The same doesn't happen in reverse.
 

jorma

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You're deliberately being a bit of a jerk about this, dude, and you know it. Other people are picking up on your "I'm always contrarian" gimmick too.
Dude i recognise how your quote can be used against people who take "upskirt" pictures of other people without their consent or knowledge, or install a webcam in the changing room, but not against staring at people waiting for the bus. I'm not american and that's why i asked how paparazzis made a living if that was so.

And it has nothing to do with being contrarian, i'm fucking consistent in my postings if nothing else.
 
I'm bi so yeah... Most lesbian porn is fucking boring though, it's just two pretty girls modelling together, not two women wanting to fuck each other's brains out, so I understand what she says.

And girl-crush? Nothing wrong with not having any, why would this be an issue?

And you don't have to be anonymous to talk about this.
Depends on what kind of "lesbian porn" you watch, and what you're looking for in "lesbian porn". I will agree that most girl/girl porn is garbage though.
 
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