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[Christine]

I had wondered when you would get around to using this scene.

OMG :lol

 

[parasight]

Why so high LOL :lol

Why so serious?

 

[Hellsing321]

why? (and define edge's "decent")

Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded.

 

[Kyoufu]

Not surprised by the mediocre review. The demo is horrible.

 

[GhaleonQ]

Oh, NeoGAF. Don't ever change.

 

[brandonh83]

My pants have been shat from laughing. Greatest gif ever? Well, it's up there.

 

[McBradders]

:lol awesome gifs!

 

[NomarTyme]

Gameinformer is not credible at all. I'll wait for more reviews.

 

[scoobs]

You see to them you're just a geek..... LIKE ME!!!

.

 

[Keyser Soze]

 

[SSM25]

Gameinformer is not credible at all. I'll wait for more reviews.

You are right, the score is suspiciously high......

 

[Hero of Canton]

So it's as good as Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door, then? Awesome. :lol

 

[delirium]

I just woke up my parents laughing at that gif.

 

[Atilac]

You are right, the score is suspiciously high......

lolololololololololol

 

[jrricky]

OMG thats awesome. Did you record and did this?

GAF is so badass using one arm to fight.:lol

Oh and, IT BEGINS.........

PS. That star trek gif is so awesome.

 

[Ænima_TooL]

:lol :lol awesome

 

[Mr. Pointy]

The internet deserves a better class of animated .gif. And we're gonna give it to them.

 

[dominuece]

God I would love to see what Dyack brought to show-and-tell during his grade school days.

Edit: Now that think about it, he probably brought an even more under(over?)whelming version(pop up book?) of Too Human.

 

[MrTroubleMaker]

http://i35.tinypic.com/sxdlzk.gif

:lol that's cool

 

[gray_fox224]

:lol

 

[Doubledex]

6.75 / 10

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Bad story. Bad cut-scenes that are poorly animated. Supposedly the story gets worse and worse as the game progresses

I stopped reading here...! Crap-game confirmed

 

[Danielsan]

Normally I wouldn't care but after all the bullshit that Dyack has been spouting I can only rejoice that his terrible game got a nice mediocre score. Lets hope the rest of the press judges the game for what it is as well.

Also the gifs are amazing :lol

 

[-Clover]

Here's the cover:

Dear GAF,
just to remind you,someone has "The Batman" info an they wont give it to you.

whatiswrongwithyou.gif

 

[Jinfash]

dear god i feel bad for enjoying this too much... into the OP!!

 

[Gribbix]

Dear GAF,
just to remind you,someone has "The Batman" info an they wont give it to you.

whatiswrongwithyou.gif

I don't have the issue. All I've come across so far is the cover and the Too Human review.

 

[Rorschach]

http://i35.tinypic.com/sxdlzk.gif

NeoGAF is wearing a Doyers jersey? +1

Those kids are awesome.

 

[Jinfash]

I don't have the issue. All I've come across so far is the cover and the Too Human review.

yeah i've been searching for some info for a while (also i'm sure duckroll did) but i couldn't get a hold of anything yet.

EDIT: plus there's a thread for speculation about it :lol i wish i checked it before replying

 

[ZealousD]

My friend works at an EB Games here in Australia and apparently Too Human had a quarter the amount of pre orders Halo 3 did; and he says its strange considering Too Human isn't even being advertised in their shop as a "mainstay", compared to Gears of War 2 etc.

Preorders are a strange beast though. Our store had like 15 preorders on Two Worlds (very much above average) but sales dropped like a fucking rock after that.

Now I'm not saying that Two Worlds = Too Human. I'm just saying that just because Too Human has one-third the preorders of Halo doesn't mean it'll sale at one-third the pace of Halo.

 

[Always-honest]

there we go.

 

[AranhaHunter]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[KingJ2002]

figures... the demo wasnt fun...

now about that new batman... lets get some info on that.

kudos to EA for supporting an original batman game instead of a movie tie in.

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[antiloop]

Great score.

 

[domokunrox]

:lol @ the pics and gifs

 

[Owzers]

star trek gif is just hilarious :lol

 

[Rpgmonkey]

I was totally waiting for more TH threads and the gifs that would follow. :lol

 

[Xabora]

This is just the quake.

Aftershocks are going to be tremendous!

 

[M74]

"Will you be taking the 6.75, master Informer?"

"In the middle of the day? Not very subtle, GAF."

"The 7 then, much more subtle."

:lol

 

[MattKeil]

- No health regeneration for any characters except Bio Engineer, except through health orbs that are used on contact thus causing all characters playing alone besides a Bio to die A LOT which leads to..

- Lengthy death sequence, with no way to skip.

Surely the lengthy (~15 seconds) death sequence couldn't be an incentive to stop sucking and not die?

I don't expect everyone to fall in love with Too Human, but the GI review sounds like it was written by someone who never fully "got" the game. There's absolutely no reason you should be dying often enough for the death sequence to become an issue.

 

[R&R]

:lol @ the gifs! :lol

 

[echoshifting]

Oh, the subtitle of the Batman game. I'm giddy. I don't even need details right now.

Introduce a little quality Batman gaming (ffs).

 

[Jinfash]

oh god i hope that GAF isn't celebrating way too early :lol

 

[wayward archer]

:lol

funniest gif i have ever seen on neogaf.

 

[Jinfash]

:lol

funniest gif i have ever seen on neogaf.

you should check the ones in Momma Robotnik's tag, now THOSE were legendary.

 

[fanboi]

The most funny is the execution the the kid is about to do... :lol

 

[[Nintex]]

So nothing has changed compared to the demo.
Is this the last we've heard of Dyack?

 

[Jaagen]

Come on GAF. Only two gifs?

On a more serious note, this is disappointing, but I'm holding out for more reviews, before I'm deciding on buying the game or not. One thing that's really disappointing though, is that it got marked down for a bad story. Didn't SK hire in a shitload of people, just to get an deep, layered and moving story?

 

[deepbrown]

DIdn't they give Lair 9/10? If so...don't you think Gameinformer can't be trusted? Or that Game Informer inflates scores? You decide.

Edit. No they gave it 7.25 and 8.

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

Fuck Too Human, wheres the rest of the reviews n news.

 

[Doubledex]

So nothing has changed compared to the demo.
Is this the last we've heard of Dyack?

I hope so