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[qcf x2]

Here are some sexy gifs

I just read through the entire thread. I'm speechless. However, who the dancing chick in the gif? Where's it from? Give me more.

 

[antiloop]

Great thread, guys. I am amazed.

 

[-viper-]

Oh damn. I should've taken part in this.

I CLEARLY would've won.

I haven't wanked for more than a year or two.

 

[Aselith]

Oh damn. I should've taken part in this.

I CLEARLY would've won.

I haven't wanked for more than a year or two.

You must do a lot of knitting. Anything to keep your mind off it, right?

 

[Adama]

I just read through the entire thread. I'm speechless. However, who the dancing chick in the gif? Where's it from? Give me more.

Yes please, who is she!!! I would've been eliminated in 3 days. I blame the the hot ass neighbor.

 

[cashman]

I watch this video to keep my mind off jacking off

 

[SpacLock]

Oh damn. I should've taken part in this.

I CLEARLY would've won.

I haven't wanked for more than a year or two.

wat

 

[Blueblur1]

Wait. This is still going???

 

[Socreges]

talk about an anti-CLIMAX amirite???

 

[pakkit]

Both Jake and Alkaline had said a month ago that they were reaching the end...

WHAT HAS HAPPENED?

On second thought, I think you should both just wank on Election Day for a righteous kill.

 

[mikeybwright]

Both Jake and Alkaline had said a month ago that they were reaching the end...

WHAT HAS HAPPENED?

On second thought, I think you should both just wank on Election Day for a righteous kill.

I'm sure one of them has dishonorably discharged.

 

[seat]

I wonder how many prostates have suffered irreparable damage because of this thread.

 

[maynerd]

I'm sure one of them has dishonorably discharged.

:lol

 

[_Alkaline_]

We need to keep this thread alive.

Anyway, since my scare last month I've refrained from commiting the deed. So that means, yep, I'm still in.

It started off easy, then got really hard for a while and I was so close to the edge, but the last few weeks have been cake for some disturbing reason.

So, is Jake still in?

 

[yuna55]

Holy fuck!

I almost bumped this the other day for updates, but I told myself I was fucking crazy to believe it would still be going.

 

[_Alkaline_]

Holy fuck!

I almost bumped this the other day for updates, but I told myself I was fucking crazy to believe it would still be going.

We've nearly reached 4 months. :lol

 

[agrajag]

are there any women participating in this contest?

 

[xKilltheMx]

I win already since I've never wanked in my life.

/it's already been done

 

[cashman]

We've nearly reached 4 months. :lol

How old are you? there is no possible way you're under 20.

 

[_Alkaline_]

How old are you? there is no possible way you're under 20.

I just turned 19.

I came out of a relationship about half a year ago and honestly, I have no real interest in pursuing a girl right now. There's a really nice girl who I know is interested in me, but with work and training I just don't have the energy right now. I'll wait till Uni next year.

I'm sure that if i wasn't in this contest, I'd probably be having a bat every two days or something, but I'm just not that tempted right now.

 

[Costanza]

We need to keep this thread alive.

Anyway, since my scare last month I've refrained from commiting the deed. So that means, yep, I'm still in.

It started off easy, then got really hard for a while and I was so close to the edge, but the last few weeks have been cake for some disturbing reason.

So, is Jake still in?

holy fuck

 

[pakkit]

I win already since I've never wanked in my life.

/it's already been done

I call bullshit. There's a skeeter on your avatar, for chrissakes.

 

[Costanza]

I win already since I've never wanked in my life.

holy fuck x2

 

[starchild excalibur]

I didn't wack off until I was 17, so i can actually believe that some of the younger posters here maybe never have.

 

[Costanza]

I started at 14 and thought I was pretty late, lol.

 

[Meohsix]

it feels as if this thread was made JUST FOR ME !

Spoiler

i would have lost 1000's of times by now >_>

 

[_Alkaline_]

I started at 14 and thought I was pretty late, lol.

I was in grade seven, so 13. I think you'll find the average male starts around the time they reach middle school.

edit: HOLY SHIT there's a George and a Constanza on this page!

 

[Tornado Condor]

I didn't wack off until I was 17, so i can actually believe that some of the younger posters here maybe never have.

wat

 

[cashman]

I started at 12, but that shit felt painful. A year later I tried again and have been doing it on a regular basis since then.

 

[neptunes]

Nobody strong enough to start over?

 

[DrFunk]

Nobody strong enough to start over?

I'm down

 

[whitehawk]

I didn't wack off until I was 17, so i can actually believe that some of the younger posters here maybe never have.

How? I started 12 or 13, and started doing it all the time by the time I was 14.

 

[Socreges]

absolutely ridiculous

 

[pizzaguysrevenge]

Shit, I've done it at least 200 times since the last time you did it.

 

[Nander]

Seriously, you haven't done it once since JULY?!

 

[Danthrax]

@ everyone who started masturbating in their teens


I remember first doing it when I was 4.

 

[RadioHeadAche]

Oh damn. I should've taken part in this.

I CLEARLY would've won.

I haven't wanked for more than a year or two.

I don't know whether to shake your hand or give you a comforting pat on the back.

 

[_Alkaline_]

Nobody strong enough to start over?

We can't start over yet until this contest is finished.

I'm still going. Yes, I do realise I'm insane. Surely Jake has given up by now? He hasn't posted in this thread for ages.

 

[Kipz]

We can't start over yet until this contest is finished.

I'm still going. Yes, I do realise I'm insane. Surely Jake has given up by now? He hasn't posted in this thread for ages.

Your testicles don't work it doesn't count.

 

[althe13]

We can't start over yet until this contest is finished.

I'm still going. Yes, I do realise I'm insane. Surely Jake has given up by now? He hasn't posted in this thread for ages.

he hasnt updated on the contest since like august.

just give it to this dude people!

 

[_Alkaline_]

Your testicles don't work it doesn't count.

I'm hoping to find out soon if they still work!

Man, I'm really hoping this contest ends soon. I've had to turn down several girls just to stay in this thing. Damn you GAF. :lol

 

[Spider Silva]

You could lie like George and win.

Since there's not much of a Seinfeld thread anywhere else I could find, I thought I would post this about George. The other day, like a couple weeks ago or so, I was watching Criminal Minds on CBS and the guy who played George on Seinfeld was the main bad guy in it. He was a serial killer and had an odd gray haired mullet and goatee. It was one of the strangest things I've seen, he was acting as a super smart serial killer professor. I wish I had the picture. :lol

 

[Costanza]

You could lie like George and win.

Since there's not much of a Seinfeld thread anywhere else I could find, I thought I would post this about George. The other day, like a couple weeks ago or so, I was watching Criminal Minds on CBS and the guy who played George on Seinfeld was the main bad guy in it. He was a serial killer and had an odd gray haired mullet and goatee. It was one of the strangest things I've seen, he was acting as a super smart serial killer professor. I wish I had the picture. :lol

i wanna see this, someone find it

 

[ezekial45]

I missed out last time this happened. I want in.

 

[_Alkaline_]

i wanna see this, someone find it

Here you go!

5:15 in.

 

[rollingstart]

Here you go!

5:15 in.

the hair, omg, the hair

 

[Tornado Condor]

Someone make another contest like this. I want to play

 

[watervengeance]

Seriously? There are people that are still in this?

 

[X26]

Seriously? There are people that are still in this?

if there is, they're full of shit

or semen

...or both?

 

[_Alkaline_]

Seriously? There are people that are still in this?

Two. Well, maybe. I'm still in it, but the other one (Jake) hasn't posted for months.

I'm just waiting for Socreges to confirm things.