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[Ventrue]

I didn't know being single was a requirement. If it is, then I'm completely disqualified. I know plenty of guys in relationships that still whack it on a daily basis, so...

It's the first line of the OP.

who's with me? only single people allowed!

 

[Socreges]

I'm in. It's been over seven years for me, by the way. I'm happily engaged, to the same girl I started dating about seven years ago... I told you, I'm going to win. Game over, so just stop now, the rest of yins.

.................... :lol good lord!

not only is it the first line in my OP, but it's also one of only three simple rules:

Simple rules:

- people may continue to join as of 11:59pm EST on sunday, only if they had not done 'that' since saturday to be fair to others
- wet dreams do not count
- sex does count - you are to report here and have your name crossed out. but with much respect and admiration

i also told a couple people that they couldn't join since they've got a sex outlet (i.e. girlfriend, wife, etc)

I know plenty of guys in relationships that still whack it on a daily basis, so...

and i know plenty that don't! for example, me, in my last relationship. even during 'off' weeks, she'd still whack it for me!

THREE REMAIN

Jake.
HolyStar
_Alkaline_

we still love ya, Soul. i guess you somehow managed to miss all the indicators.... and lack some common sense on this point.

 

[Soul4ger]

Man, I'm an enormous ass. :lol

 

[soultron]

Holy shit. This is still going! I would ejaculate a tidal wave if I didn't masturbate for an entire month.

/salutes to all who're hanging in there.

 

[Future PhaZe]

To those still active...get a plastic bag ready. Your going to need a fucking parachute to catch the explosion....

 

[Socreges]

any updates?? i'd find it hard to believe that anyone still in this contest wouldn't be posting in here to brag. someone must have won by now.

 

[agrajag]

I wouldn't last a day.

 

[Costanza]

any updates?? i'd find it hard to believe that anyone still in this contest wouldn't be posting in here to brag. someone must have won by now.

bumping so someone answers this

 

[StormyTheRabbit]

I have NO idea what this thread is about.

 

[_Alkaline_]

any updates?? i'd find it hard to believe that anyone still in this contest wouldn't be posting in here to brag. someone must have won by now.

I'm still in, just patiently waiting for the other 2 to succumb to temptation.

I don't think I can hold out much longer though. :lol

 

[Socreges]

really?? good god that's ridiculous

Jake? HolyStar?

btw,

DAY 50

 

[DrFunk]

I'm pretty sure those two are dead somewhere

In that case, you may declare me the winner

 

[Kipz]

It is possible they died from semen poisoning.

 

[ATF487]

I'd join now since I'm in a dorm, and wanking is sort of odd when you're sharing a room

 

[aznpxdd]

I'd join now since I'm in a dorm, and wanking is sort of odd when you're sharing a room

Nah, just find out your roommate's schedule and fap in peace.

 

[Easy_G]

Nah, just find out your roommate's schedule and fap in peace.

Canceled classes can be killer though. Lock the door and have a quick reaction "escape" plan ready.

 

[pizzaguysrevenge]

Fap in the bathroom

Spoiler

...of your local Starbucks.

 

[HolyStar]

I think I can go like two more days... Sorry for not checking in I really wanted to wank it but the opportunity never presents it self but it is affecting me in ways like staring at girls for long periods of time. It sucks ass. I also have to take cold showers in the morning to prevent me from wacking in the shower. This contest that means nothing is the only thing I have : (

 

[Jake.]

still going, where the fuck is my prize?

i also went on two dates during this 'competition'. no mad ejaculations though.

move over zen monks.

 

[Socreges]

DAY 59

....really!?

 

[Costanza]

lol are you guys still in?

 

[RadioHeadAche]

Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that.

 

[Ashhong]

fuck that, i dont believe any of them are still in. liars

 

[aznpxdd]

Hahaha, no way anyone is still in.

 

[JDSN]

Im pretty sure they are dead now.

 

[X26]

Do the people that are still "in it" even have more than 1 post in this thread

 

[DrFunk]

pshaw those men are all dead

declare me the victor

 

[whitehawk]

They are such liars, no way they can last 60 days.

 

[HolyStar]

I jerked off like on sunday however I forgot about the contest. ALso this wasn't regualarly updated. God damn this was all for nothing

 

[Suburban Cowboy]

I jerked off like on sunday however I forgot about the contest.

if you honestly forgot then you are still in. Just like if you "forget" you have a girlfriend, its not cheating

 

[Jake.]

still going, but i probably won't be in this weekend if it all goes to plan on saturday night with someone. i'll need to jack it to get my endurance up. :lol

 

[Armitage]

THIS IS STILL GOING? I don't believe you guys. I mean I think you're lying. No one would do this just for the hell of it.

 

[rollingstart]

I forgot all about this thread.

Damn, just jack it and get it over with you last two.

 

[Jake.]

yo...think what you want, as if i give that much of a shit what a bunch of faceless internet dudes think. i just wanna see how far i can go, but i don't think it will past this weekend. then i'll throw in the cum soaked towel.

 

[Socreges]

DAY 67

we just need a status report on _Alkaline_

maybe we could declare Jake. the winner, as is....

 

[Mr. Spinnington]

jake, i'll totally suck your dick if you let me. i'll cradle the balls with my mouth, rub the shaft and swallow the gravy


i mean it

 

[Jake.]

jake, i'll totally suck your dick if you let me. i'll cradle the balls with my mouth, rub the shaft and swallow the gravy


i mean it

swallow? weak. i wanna spray that shit on your face.

 

[_Alkaline_]

Sorry! I'm on holiday right now, so I only just got socreges's PM.

I'm still in, but I don't think I can take it anymore. I was damn close last night and I think it's going to be over soon for me.

I'll see how much longer I can take it.

 

[xsarien]

Jake is either a liar or dead and having someone post in his name.

 

[Socreges]

Sorry! I'm on holiday right now, so I only just got socreges's PM.

I'm still in, but I don't think I can take it anymore. I was damn close last night and I think it's going to be over soon for me.

I'll see how much longer I can take it.

at this point, why are you still in?

 

[Expendable.]

THERE WILL BE CUM




will there?

 

[yuna55]

Holy shit! This continues? Really?

 

[DrFunk]

This has to be over

 

[CzarTim]

This is how long the war in Iraq was suppose to take... :-/

 

[dustytruly]

no way this can be possible...

your prostate is screaming "release!!... RELEASE!!!"

 

[Phaethon0017]

This is how long the war in Iraq was suppose to take... :-/

 

[Xavien]

Holy mother of god...

and i can't even last three days.

 

[Socreges]

DAY 81

apparently

 

[HolyStar]

So like who is still in it?

 

[perfectchaos007]

Go to day 100 then fap your brains out!