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GEORGE: "Well, I'll tell you this, though - I am never doing.. that , again"
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Lion Heart
Banned
Im thinking about lighting a candle at night with some Barry White in the background and going at it.
rollingstart
Banned
HolyStar said:
You are having trouble. Just give in.
I'm having my wisdom teeth removed this week. 2 weeks of pain will ease me by without thinking about it.
DrFunk
Jake.
HolyStar
Soul4ger
Linkzg
_Alkaline_
6 remain
Ford Prefect
GAAAAAAAAY
Wow, this is really heating up!
Socreges, I demand that list be sorted in chronological order.
Socreges, I demand that list be sorted in chronological order.
Ford Prefect
GAAAAAAAAY
I should think Masturbation Tracker would be quite the lucrative position!
You ought to try hiring yourself out for weddings and such.
You ought to try hiring yourself out for weddings and such.
Karma Kramer
Banned
Ford Prefect said:
Karma Kramer
Banned
Socreges said:Kramer, what was that
how about some love for my "THE FIGHTING HARD-ONS"
"That's gold, Jerry! Gold!"
Its from another thread... its Ford Prefect talking about how he likes these yellow drawn cartoons.
Ford Prefect
GAAAAAAAAY
Karma Kramer said:
_Alkaline_
Member
Oh shit. Only 7 to go!
I have to admit lately I've had the urge more than just a couple of times, but everytime i even contemplate it, I can only think of GAF and this damn contest. :lol
There's no way I am going to let myself lose this. I've already come this far.
I have to admit lately I've had the urge more than just a couple of times, but everytime i even contemplate it, I can only think of GAF and this damn contest. :lol
There's no way I am going to let myself lose this. I've already come this far.
Lion Heart
Banned
And then there was six
A Link to the Past
Banned
I'm masturbating while I write this post.
AtticusFinch
Banned
Jake. said:
Ooh, I like your tactics. Trying to get in everyone's head.
The Hermit
Member
Everyone still in this contest are either liars or virgins.
Before I had sex I actually stopped for 3 months, now I can barely take 2 weeks of break.
Before I had sex I actually stopped for 3 months, now I can barely take 2 weeks of break.
_Alkaline_
Member
HolyStar said:
I was fine up until this week, but now I'm beginning to struggle. Pride's the only thing keeping me in this contest now. :lol
Link Man said:
One benefit that I see from abstaining is that my dick seems bigger flacid. That shouldn't matter, but some people think how big you are flacid is your normal dick, so it is always good to stay inflated.
One dream I had the other day is that I was at a party. It seemed to take place at my old Elementary school, but it had a theme park with roller costers built in to the school and shit. It had a bunch of new areas, some weird shit happened, but one thing that was weird was that everyone was dressed up weird. Either in costumes or marching band attire, and the weirdest thing was that people were fucking singing when I went outside. Not just a song, but they were dancing as well, like a fucking musical, I woke up after that.
Last night I can't even remember, but I do remember sex, but I wasn't participated, just watching
.rollingstart
Banned
it has only been 3 weeks or so. That isn't very long at all.
For the next contest, it should be required that everyone has to watch at least 5 minutes of porn a day to speed things up.
For the next contest, it should be required that everyone has to watch at least 5 minutes of porn a day to speed things up.
Expendable.
Member
Whoever had the idea of sending a stripper to do a private lapdance for the winner (before he masturbates) is a genius idea. He may cum just by a light touch. We need it on video.
who are these "some people"? who exactly has seen your dick lately, oh master-abstainer? or are you just saying that it is good to have a large flaccid penis since that is what matters in principle? the fact is that when people see my dick.... chances are i'm at max.... after sex the 'flaccidity' doesn't really matter, i wouldn't thinkHolyStar said:
how about this theory, though:
confidence is increased by abstaining. i find that when i'm hard-up to get-off i see myself as the sexiest beast out there. it's great. i'm much more fearless (/desperate).
DrFunk
Jake.
HolyStar
Soul4ger
Linkzg
_Alkaline_
6 remain
rollingstart
Banned
Because pictures that can be posted without getting you banned won't be doing much good.
Expendable.
Member
Did anyone cum?
_Alkaline_
Member
Was tempted a few days ago but the last few have been easy, I think it's because I've been a lot busier. The less free time I have, the less tempted I am.
I get the feeling that this contest is going to last for a long while yet. Better get used to it fellas. :lol
I get the feeling that this contest is going to last for a long while yet. Better get used to it fellas. :lol
rollingstart
Banned
Yeah, I will drop out of this contest. It has been a over month for me personally, and while I havent done that, I'm just going to end my involvement with the contest right now. Plus, I want to avoid that creepy thing where I would have to post after I did it, which would be creepy. In other words...
HAY GUYZ LINKZG IS ABOUT TO GO WHACK OFF EWWWWWLinkzg said:Yeah, I will drop out of this contest. It has been a over month for me personally, and while I havent done that, I'm just going to end my involvement with the contest right now. Plus, I want to avoid that creepy thing where I would have to post after I did it, which would be creepy. In other words...
the final 5 now...
_Alkaline_
Member
And then there were 5. :lol
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