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GEORGE: "Well, I'll tell you this, though - I am never doing.. that , again"

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HolyStar said:
This sucks, I am supposed to be studying for the ACTs right now and reading, but everytime I try studying, every 10 minutes or so my mind drifts to more "sexual" thoughts. It is pretty annoying since I can't get shit done. I need 3 more points dammit, and I can't concentrate. Plus school starts two weeks from Tuesday, and I don't want a continuous bonar throughout class.
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Well, you know how to fix this.

What's more important, your education or fake respect on a message board?
 
Link Man said:
Well, you know how to fix this.

What's more important, your education or fake respect on a message board?
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True, that and my lack of a girlfriend is bothering a hell of a lot more than it usually does. I was planning on just winning this shit, but I might just drop out early if the pain doesn't subside.
 
OK, I have to come clean.

I've been jerking off during this competition but never to the point of no return. I think without this technique I could never have lasted more than 3 or 4 days.

If the NeoGAF deems this as cheating, I will gladly releave myself from this and hang my head in shame.
 
$h@d0w said:
OK, I have to come clean.

I've been jerking off during this competition but never to the point of no return. I think without this technique I could never have lasted more than 3 or 4 days.

If the NeoGAF deems this as cheating, I will gladly releave myself from this and hang my head in shame.
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Yeah, your out man. George said he would never do that again. Even if you don't explode, you're still doing it man.
 
how is masturbation without completion RELIEF? it would be torture to me.

anyway i think this contest is more or less run by committee so i'd like to see a few more opinions before i decide whether or not he's out. personally i don't think he should be. the abstention is not really from masturbation itself, but the climax. that's the challenge, i feel. but for this to be an advantage for him should perhaps disqualify him... i dunno. more opinions needed
 
So I'm curious now to the guys that are now out- was the release amazing and mindblowing, or just kind of weak? I remember I went for a couple of months years ago and expected the end release to be the most incredible thing of all time, but it was rather disappointing.
 
Wendo said:
So I'm curious now to the guys that are now out- was the release amazing and mindblowing, or just kind of weak? I remember I went for a couple of months years ago and expected the end release to be the most incredible thing of all time, but it was rather disappointing.
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Do you really want to know this?
 
HolyStar said:
Yeah, your out man. George said he would never do that again. Even if you don't explode, you're still doing it man.
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See I disagree. I don't think it's doing "that" until you, well, ejaculate. Otherwise it's just teasing. I say if he can bear that without letting loose, he should stay in.
 
Wendo said:
So I'm curious now to the guys that are now out- was the release amazing and mindblowing, or just kind of weak? I remember I went for a couple of months years ago and expected the end release to be the most incredible thing of all time, but it was rather disappointing.
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Last time I did this I only went a week and when I finally did, it was great but I had this weird tingling down there that lasted for about an hour. Also my spunk looked really miscoloured. I'm not really looking forward to what may come out of there in the next week.

Hope everyone is happy they know this now.
 
Hard to describe. I mean it wasn't fuckin' purple or something, but it wasn't the normal white/clear. Kind of off-white. I think there was a little hint of tan in there as well.
 
fistfulofmetal said:
Hard to describe. I mean it wasn't fuckin' purple or something, but it wasn't the normal white/clear. Kind of off-white. I think there was a little hint of tan in there as well.
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WTF did you hold it up to Home Depot paint swatches?!
 
Socreges said:
how is masturbation without completion RELIEF? it would be torture to me.

anyway i think this contest is more or less run by committee so i'd like to see a few more opinions before i decide whether or not he's out. personally i don't think he should be. the abstention is not really from masturbation itself, but the climax. that's the challenge, i feel. but for this to be an advantage for him should perhaps disqualify him... i dunno. more opinions needed
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If this counts, then what's the difference between this and normal boners? WHERE DOES IT END?



and this thread is getting a little too...personal.
 
gprime said:
Do you really want to know this?
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I don't want to know specific details! I'm just curious about what point in this process you see diminishing returns. Lots of guys claim that waiting a week is awesome, but that going longer than that is worthless.
 
Wendo said:
I don't want to know specific details! I'm just curious about what point in this process you see diminishing returns. Lots of guys claim that waiting a week is awesome, but that going longer than that is worthless.
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That has been my personal experience. If I wait too long it happens too quick, and without the buildup just isn't enjoyable. The NEXT time is usually very good though.
 
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Seth C said:
That has been my personal experience. If I wait too long it happens too quick, and without the buildup just isn't enjoyable. The NEXT time is usually very good though.
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One thing I know is that jacking off once doesn't satisfy. I have to do it several times in a day to calm me down. By then, my balls hurt really bad. Also, Dice Man, your avatar pisses me off for some reason.
 
I'm reentering myself into the contest for an undisclosed reason. Just know it is very important that I do not masturbate for a few weeks. I know I cannot technically reenter the contest, but I need to be held accountable by something if I'm going to get past my problem.
 
_Alkaline_ said:
With the last 3 exits, i think we're down to 11, right?

Can we have an update on the list?
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SpeedingUpToStop?? urgh i've gotten so lazy. so lazy that i cant bring myself to j/o. going on day 5 right now. maybe because there's a likelihood of sex in the not too distant future and that somehow quells any urge. does that make sense to anyone?
 
SpeedingUptoStop said:
when i'm out, i'm out for good man.:lol
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dude, you were my sidekick. i felt like i had molded you into a thread-updating warrior, until the day when you finally overtook me by providing chronological order!

k ill do it
 
fistfulofmetal said:
I hope that that's the first thing that pops in your mind when you guys pop.

"OH GOD UUGHGGHGHHGH WHERES MY COMPUTER I NEED TO POST ON GAF"
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:lol

every so often this thread really delivers the laughs


Socreges (07/18 @ 11:00am)
_Alkaline_
chubigans (07/13 @ 2:29pm) **Brokeneck Beater**
Lion Heart
Greatness Gone (07/14 @ 5:39pm)
USD (7/16 @ 9:26 PM)
HolyStar
Soul4ger
Linkzg
Guzim (7/16 @ 1:37 PM)
cryptic (07/13 @ 5:19pm)
DrFunk
StoOge (07/22 @ 4:44am)
diunxx (07/14 @ 10:30pm)
SA-X (07/15 @ 1:00am)
Bulla564 (07/14 @ 2:12pm)
$h@d0w (07/29 @ 11:40am)
Karma Kramer (07/13 @ 10:00pm)
fistfulofmetal (07/28 @ 4:54pm)
shagg_187 (07/14 @ 12:48am)
FootNinja (07/14 @ 11:26am)
InsertCredit (07/14 @ 3:59pm)
RedShift (7/17 @ 3:52 AM)
fisheyes (7/16 @ 5:38 AM)
X26 (07/13 @ 9:30pm)
SpeedingUptoStop (07/22 @ 9:01am)
Ford Prefect (07/21 @ 1:46am)
Perspicacity (07/19 @ 2:10am)
Dice Man (07/28 @ 5:18pm)
NaughtyCalibur (07/14 @ 11:42pm)
Flow (07/15 @ 4:07pm)
Krypton Zod
ICallItFutile (07/16 @ 11:01pm)
SethC (07/16 @ 10:10pm)
hXc_thugg (07/20 @ ????)
Zeronax
Vic (07/14 @ 11:41pm)
Wiggum2007 (07/15 @ 6:18pm)
pissmypants (07/16 @ ????)
Ace 8095 (07/14 @ 8:27pm)
dustytruly (07/22 @ 1:41pm)
Gildor (07/19 @ 12:54am)
TheQueen'sOwn (07/19 @ 12:30am)
Ashhong (07/15 @ 2:26am)
Tom_Cody (07/15 @ 2:49am)
Baiano19 (07/23 @ 8:56am)
AlphaSnake (07/19 @ 12:04am)
Shalashaska (07/14 @ 5:09pm)
KRS7 (07/26 @ 12:30am)
Thaedolus (07/14 @ 1:00am)
kablooey (7/16 @ 12:27 PM)
siyou (7/17 @ 2:55 AM)
Jake.
Darunia (07/15 @ 4:34pm)
 
ENTERING DAY 18

WHO IS THE PUNK THAT CAN CAN TRUNK THE MOST SPUNK

WE ARE DOWN TO.... THE FINAL TEN....

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THE FIGHTING HARD-ONS!

_Alkaline_
Lion Heart
HolyStar
Soul4ger
Linkzg
DrFunk
Bulla564*
KryptonZod*
Zeronax
Jake.

*haven't seen lately
 
If this continues beyond mid-August, I'm going to have to bail out soon since college will be starting. There's no way I'm going to enter school without a fresh start.


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