Hot Coldman
Banned
Is it a bad game. It just seems like its generic. It doesn't do anything bad does it?
At this point a lot of people are so sick of games settling for "generic" that it's become a crime in itself, in their eyes anyway.
Objectively, the game works, and it doesn't appear to be bad so much as boring, but boring still sucks, you know? Games are weird. Nowadays you can get more fun out of a fucked-up game like Sonic 06 than a perfectly competent-albeit-dull one like, I dunno, that Transformers game was pretty snoozeworthy.
3/5 is kinda high, though. It's not the middle-ground, it's above the middle ground. Woof doesn't seem like an "above-average" game, but I haven't played it and Brad has, so I'll take his word that it's not as fucking banal as it looks.