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[flipping_heck]

:lol :lol :lol @ this entire thread

Uwe, u so crazy!

 

[JB1981]

You really think that's him?

He wrote hate-mail to the guys at CHUD a while back too.

 

[muckhole]

(neutral) Kobun Heat
the reason that independent movies have no chance anymore
(Today, 01:02 PM)


Make it so mods! Then Kobun Heat can brag that his tag was "written by Mr. Uwe Boll, the film maker".

How about "Served by the Boll"?

 

[Odrion]

(neutral) Kobun Heat
the reason that independent movies have no chance anymore
(Today, 01:02 PM)


Make it so mods! Then Kobun Heat can brag that his tag was "written by Mr. Uwe Boll, the film maker".

I think

Kobun Heat
wanna bee filmmaker

would be better.

 

[Phaethon0017]

He's just mad David Jaffe wouldn't let him touch God of War.

 

[robertsan21]

Kobun Heat
Uwe Boll told me to fuck my mom
(Today, 01:02 PM)

 

[rollingstart]

He's just mad David Jaffe wouldn't let him touch God of War.

yeah, the Gametrailers video when they met was hilarious.

Jaffe straight up said he didnt want Boll to make the God of War movie, Boll looked angry.

Jaffe and Kohler vs Boll, make it happen.

 

[Visualante]

Kobun Heat
Has no bolls
(Today, 01:02 PM)

 

[Duke Togo]

Uwe Boll killed my dog for looking at him.

 

[Wes]

Kobun Heat
Uwe Boll told me to BIOSHOCK my mom
(Today, 01:02 PM)

Fixed

 

[Pristine_Condition]

(neutral) Kobun Heat
the reason that independent movies have no chance anymore
(Today, 01:02 PM)


Make it so mods! Then Kobun Heat can brag that his tag was "written by Mr. Uwe Boll, the film maker".

I think:

(neutral) Kobun Heat
untalented wanna bee filmmaker with no balls
(Today, 01:02 PM)

...would be a much greater honor.

 

[Xav]

Uwe Boll is the man.

 

[davepoobond]

hire me for your movies Uwe!

 

[cbrotherson]

Dont worry, Chris. I hear Uwe regrets what he said and wants to make up:

 

[pn18]

I'm Austrian and I ask myself over and over again "how did he get his fVcking hands on my fVcking gold?"

Spoiler

no, seriously: nazi jokes aren't that funny

 

[Patrick Klepek]

I love Uwe Boll. :lol

 

[shinsnake]

Really, I don't follow Uwe Boll news very much and I don't know much about him other than that every move he's made from a game has sucked monkey balls, but I have to know, does he not speak english? His email sounds like he typed it in German and then used a horrible German To English translator on the internet.

Mein leiben!

 

[Visualante]

I'm Austrian and I ask myself over and over again "how did he get his fVcking hands on my fVcking gold?"

Spoiler

no, seriously: nazi jokes aren't that funny

Really..?

 

[Raist]

 

[pn18]

Really..?

for sure.

 

[plagiarize]

i actually know someone that loved Postal. i haven't seen it myself and can't quite bring myself to believe it... but normally her reviews match up to my tastes. plus i enjoyed the game Postal 2 and have little shame in admitting it.

but nah... she's got to be wrong.

http://girlcreeture.com/?p=120

Unless you’re prone to keeping a stick up your ass, Postal is the movie you’ll be telling everyone to see… as soon as it’s back from the chop shop better known as the MPAA unfortunately. Thank God for DVD eh?

It’s awesome; sick and brutally-offensively honest and so fucking funny. Postal is what South Park dreams about at night, and in a strange way, the execution of it is a no-brainer, brilliant way to go about turning Postal the game into Postal the film.

 

[Davidion]

:lol :lol :lol @ this entire thread

Uwe so crazy!

Better

 

[Roxas]

post the little bitches email address

 

[Jon_Danger]

Uwe Boll is the man

 

[cartoon_soldier]

This is more entertaining than the Movie.

 

[slaughterking]

How can you be sure this really is written by Boll? I mean he sure is a weird guy judging by his movies, but to be offensive on such a low level... ;I

 

[InterMoniker]

So I was at the US premiere of Postal last week, and was not really in love with it.

Uwe Boll was not happy.



I am so excited!

He went Postal on your ass!

"wanna bee"

*chuckle*

:lol :lol

Uwe Bell.

yeah, the Gametrailers video when they met was hilarious.

Jaffe straight up said he didnt want Boll to make the God of War movie, Boll looked angry.

Jaffe and Kohler vs Boll, make it happen.

That was hard to watch :lol

 

[Stormbringer]

Haha, what an asshole.

 

[GrayFoxPL]

Wow, what an immature ass. If this guy didn't create movies, I'd think he was 14, not 42.

But you're right. His brain didn't develop over 14.

Spoiler

Can't wait for Bloodrayne2 and more "gate fucking - monkey style".

 

[Sloane]

To be honest, I found the Postal trailer mildly amusing. Haven't seen the whole film though.

 

[cw_sasuke]

:lol :lol

Uwe Bell.

:lol :lol :lol

 

[plagiarize]

How can you be sure this really is written by Boll? I mean he sure is a weird guy judging by his movies, but to be offensive on such a low level... ;I

oh it's pretty certainly Ooo vey. he does this kind of stuff all the time, or did you forget that he challenged a bunch of net critics to take him on at boxing?

 

[Chao]

 

[InterMoniker]

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/23431.html

Here's Uwe Boll and Jaffe discussing the possibility of a Uwe Boll directed God of War movie.

 

[ant1532]

:lol

Automatically amazing.

 

[Oblivion]

(neutral) Kobun Heat
For whom the Boll Trolls
(Today, 01:02 PM)

 

[rollingstart]

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/23431.html

Here's Uwe Boll and Jaffe discussing the possibility of a Uwe Boll directed God of War movie.

the event happens at 3 minutes in.

 

[Rody]

Is Uwe 10-year-old or something?

 

[soco]

uwe boll has spoken.

get to work...

 

[Ramirez]

Ask him if you fuck your mom if he'll stop making movies.

 

[Nuke]

 

[GSG Flash]

I wanna fight Uwe Boll

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/23431.html

Here's Uwe Boll and Jaffe discussing the possibility of a Uwe Boll directed God of War movie.

:lol

Jaffe is the man!

 

[balliinn]

God Bless you, Dr. Boll.

Am I the only one who prefer Dr. Boll over Michael Bay?? I mean, if you give Dr. Boll $100mil, i'm sure he'd make Transformers 1000x better than Bay's shitty ver.

 

[Zenith]

Shoulda challenged you to a boxing match.

I liked how he didn't invite that boxer from 1UP, so the guy wrote this huge troll against Boll's films and placed it on the front page.

 

[Kobun Heat]

Things get more interesting! An email from Boll's publicist.

We can afford to by-pass these guys. We only want press that is fair in their reporting. They will take your earlier reply and work it against you.

Uwe let me reply with a nice thank you but I will inform that your schedule won’t allow any more interviews for the time being.

This is a trap and it won’t help you with some of the theatre owners if this continues on as a pissing war

 

[Christoff Yurievich]

Worst topic ever?

you don't know who Kobun Heat is?

 

[rollingstart]

I liked how he didn't invite that boxer from 1UP, so the guy wrote this huge troll against Boll's films and placed it on the front page.

I bet it was Seanbaby.

chances are Seanbaby could have f'ed up Boll in a fight.

 

[Evazan]

hahaha holy crap this is getting better and better....how does uwe continue to get employment?

 

[Death_Born]

Every time Uwe Boll makes a movie, God kills a kitten. No wait, I meant person.

 

[CrunchinJelly]

You better do what Uwe Boll says.

Otherwise he might make us all suffer by making House of the Dead 2.