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Goodbye GAF! (P.S. I'm Drinky Crow)

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Beezy said:
I'm the Holy Ghost and I request a ban of my fake account, Jesus Christ.
So, that's what the holy trinity is all about?
240px-GOBwithaJOB.JPG

I demand a banning of God!

SFA_AOK said:
Do you have to visit the gaming forum to "get" all this?
Do you now the Simpsons Halloween episode in which both the Republican and the Democratic presidential candidate turn out to be an alien from the same race?
It's almost the same, only the aliens are a guy called Andrew Vestal and the subject is A VIDEOGAME MESSAGE BOARD ON THE INTERNET (and not just some election).
 
Heh, I remember when Drinky and MAF would wonder if anyone who liked the DS actually lived in Japan. :lol :lol :lol

So who's isamu?
 
Anyway...if this is true, I'd say that the Drinky Crow personality is pretty worthless. Nintendo-hate from someone that wrote a 500-word essay professing his love to Aeris? I can't respect the good 'ol Drinkster anymore. I'll just gloss over DC's posts from now on.
 
This is obviously bullshit. Unless drinky is fucking crazy and spends all of his time fabricating a second life, there are too many contradictions between the two. Jackfrost hated valentines day because his girlfriend was moving back to the states and gave him like a weeks notice, effectively ending the relationship. Drinky is married and has a daughter. I remember a gaming confessions thread where drinky talked about fisticuff over mariokart, killer 7 love, yugioh embarrassment. Jackfrost proceeds to say he sucks at the rts genre and rockstar are pretentious assholes who are going to ruin the industry, and he and drinky then had a good back and forth about the inherent flaws of the competitive online rts.

And the mods dont ban drinky for namecalling, trolling, joke threads, etc. because he has immunity. Do you really think they would care if he had a second account?
 
Probationsmack said:
This is obviously bullshit. Unless drinky is fucking crazy and spends all of his time fabricating a second life, there are too many contradictions between the two. Jackfrost hated valentines day because his girlfriend was moving back to the states and gave him like a weeks notice, effectively ending the relationship. Drinky is married and has a daughter. I remember a gaming confessions thread where drinky talked about fisticuff over mariokart, killer 7 love, yugioh embarrassment. Jackfrost proceeds to say he sucks at the rts genre and rockstar are pretentious assholes who are going to ruin the industry, and he and drinky then had a good back and forth about the inherent flaws of the competitive online rts.

And the mods dont ban drinky for namecalling, trolling, joke threads, etc. because he has immunity. Do you really think they would care if he had a second account?

Vennt is putting a stop to "immunities" and bringing some law & order back to GAF :D

p.s. I am Vennt
 
HeadsUpSevenUp said:
Vennt is putting a stop to "immunities" and bringing some decency back to GAF

p.s. I am Vennt

Id like to see some proof of this
Vennt's always crying about the ds vs psp bullshit but they let drinky and maf perpetuate it.
 
Acrylamid said:
So, that's what the holy trinity is all about?
240px-GOBwithaJOB.JPG

I demand a banning of God!

God sent the mods a PM to explain that He's actually the sister of Jesus/Holy Ghost/SpirtusSanctus, which is why He posts from the same IP address and can we not ban Him please. We are totally convinced by this explanation.
 
Rather than "joke accounts," I prefer the term "fiction suits." Drinky Crow is a basic MeMePlex parapersona that anybody can adopt as simply as pulling cards from a hat.
 
I haven't been here nearly long enough to know exactly what's going on and who's who... but my guess:

Jackfrost has another major account, one that is either his real one or that he prefers more, but didn't want to just quietly retire his JF account without a word nor expose the other one as a result of the multi-account purge. His solution? Ask Drinky for a little help in sending out his JF account with a bang. JF account goes dead but not before all eyes are on it, Drinky remains as controversial and immune as ever while stirring more shit up, and JF's true account remains unscathed in this whole mess.

Maybe.
 
I can't take this anymore.

Send the admins to OT.
Tell them to go to my thread.
I'm DrinkyCrow.

I'm sooo sorry.
 
So does this mean that if Waychel started a lawsuit against Doug Erickson, she'd be suing the wrong person? Damn, she would've looked even more retarded than usual on that court date.
 
To keep the junkster>junkwaffle>wafflecopter circle of life intact, I'd like to add that Drinky Crow, despite the wishes of many, will not only survive but will continue to thrive. Truly, how many times have we seen his demagoguery succeed, regardless of how familiar or played out it all seems? As long as he posts skillfully enough, and we all know he can, it just won't matter. People will respond as expected. Period. But why does it have to be a one-joke persona?!

I tend to like enjoy his posts for the writing, but almost never enjoy the threads he starts. Not to say that I like what he stands for, frankly I find his bullying on the younger or lesser emotionally grounded posters an easy shot seemingly far below his intellect. I like the Drinky persona, I just wish he'd spread his action onto more hearty targets once in a while, is all. But hey, who am I to direct others?

As to the multiple accounts, I've probably dedicated more drawings to Drinky than any other single poster, and well, don't I feel betrayed! Although, I guess taking shots back at Drinky is part of the fun, it was more fun thinking he was one guy. So, the daughter walking around with GBmicro was ......made up? Also, .... who did I do that business transaction with, Drinky? Doug accepts checks for you? The package was shipped from Seattle, right? You know, unless this really is another 'joke' of some kind, this is a little more than a wtf moment for me. Who did I do business with?
 
White Man said:
So does this mean that if Waychel started a lawsuit against Doug Erickson, she'd be suing the wrong person? Damn, she would've looked even more retarded than usual on that court date.
nah, she would have run out of the courtroom crying once the judge let loose his barrage of witty forehead ripostes and pointed out that she was 12 years old.
 
The GAF conspiracy theorist in me finds this too hard to believe. :) I want to say that JackFrost is either leaving GAF or had a different account, and this is all a big Drinky Crow joke like "Thursdayton" all over again. If it's true, Drinky will never be the same. :/

But then who the hell was I playing DOA4 with that one time? ME AM CONFUSED :lol

White Man said:
So does this mean that if Waychel started a lawsuit against Doug Erickson, she'd be suing the wrong person? Damn, she would've looked even more retarded than usual on that court date.

:lol
 
junkwaffle said:
To keep the junkster>junkwaffle>wafflecopter circle of life intact, I'd like to add that Drinky Crow, despite the wishes of many, will not only survive but will continue to thrive. Truly, how many times have we seen his demagoguery succeed, regardless of how familiar or played out it all seems? As long as he posts skillfully enough, and we all know he can, it just won't matter. People will respond as expected. Period. But why does it have to be a one-joke persona?!

I tend to like enjoy his posts for the writing, but almost never enjoy the threads he starts. Not to say that I like what he stands for, frankly I find his bullying on the younger or lesser emotionally grounded posters an easy shot seemingly far below his intellect. I like the Drinky persona, I just wish he'd spread his action onto more hearty targets once in a while, is all. But hey, who am I to direct others?

As to the multiple accounts, I've probably dedicated more drawings to Drinky than any other single poster, and well, don't I feel betrayed! Although, I guess taking shots back at Drinky is part of the fun, it was more fun thinking he was one guy. So, the daughter walking around with GBmicro was ......made up? Also, .... who did I do that business transaction with, Drinky? Doug accepts checks for you? The package was shipped from Seattle, right? You know, unless this really is another 'joke' of some kind, this is a little more than a wtf moment for me. Who did I do business with?

That last part coulda been sent by PM so as to not spoil everything...
 
junkwaffle said:
To keep the junkster>junkwaffle>wafflecopter circle of life intact, I'd like to add that Drinky Crow, despite the wishes of many, will not only survive but will continue to thrive. Truly, how many times have we seen his demagoguery succeed, regardless of how familiar or played out it all seems? As long as he posts skillfully enough, and we all know he can, it just won't matter. People will respond as expected. Period. But why does it have to be a one-joke persona?!

I tend to like enjoy his posts for the writing, but almost never enjoy the threads he starts. Not to say that I like what he stands for, frankly I find his bullying on the younger or lesser emotionally grounded posters an easy shot seemingly far below his intellect. I like the Drinky persona, I just wish he'd spread his action onto more hearty targets once in a while, is all. But hey, who am I to direct others?

As to the multiple accounts, I've probably dedicated more drawings to Drinky than any other single poster, and well, don't I feel betrayed! Although, I guess taking shots back at Drinky is part of the fun, it was more fun thinking he was one guy. So, the daughter walking around with GBmicro was ......made up? Also, .... who did I do that business transaction with, Drinky? Doug accepts checks for you? The package was shipped from Seattle, right? You know, unless this really is another 'joke' of some kind, this is a little more than a wtf moment for me. Who did I do business with?

and the plot thickens...

This is approaching the Sera and Alpha love affair proportions.
 
Also, .... who did I do that business transaction with, Drinky? Doug accepts checks for you? The package was shipped from Seattle, right? You know, unless this really is another 'joke' of some kind, this is a little more than a wtf moment for me. Who did I do business with?

That about wraps it up for this joke. Unless Junkwaffle is the true puppetmaster in all of this.

The question remains is what will happen to Jack. Will he come back? Start a new account and start over? Or just leave GAF for good.
 
NLB2 said:
So you're not that fat guy with a gatorade bottle, but someone pretending to be that fat guy with a gatorade bottle :lol :lol :lol

:lol

When Drinky said something about practicing 10 years in some form(s) of karate, I thought back to that picture, and that's when I really wondered what the fuck was going on...
 
duderon said:
and the plot thickens...

This is approaching the Sera and Alpha love affair proportions.

:lol WTF?

But that was debunked very quickly.

Anyways, Junkwaffle's post pretty much confirms it all:

BULL.
SHIT.
 
FiRez said:
btw
what's the point about DrinkyCrow now?
even the nbots will not pay too much attention to him

You're joking right? I mean look at this thread alone. 5 pages already.
 
FiRez said:
btw
what's the point about DrinkyCrow now?
even the nbots will not pay too much attention to him
Exactly. No one goes to the magic show once they know the rabbit was in the hat all along.
 
junkwaffle for the win.


Ristamar said:
:lol

When Drinky said something about practicing 10 years in some form(s) of karate, I thought back to that picture, and that's when I really wondered what the fuck was going on...

You obviously haven't spent much time in some karate dojos :P
 
... what kinda sick fuck pretends to have a daughter? Even sharing tales of how his daughter killed her first Zubat.

I subscribe to the conspiracy theory angle. Why would a guy with baggage jump to a previously untainted character only to drag all the old baggage with him? Also this kind of thread is just the notoriety that Drinky revels in.
 
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And who the hell is THIS?! :lol



Oh, and I wanted to add that who ever I did biz with, he was great! I mean really more than fair and honorable. Seriously.
 
I still can't believe people have multiple accounts, or even build them up to the extent that was Drinky Crow/JackFrost. That's just creepy.
 
junkwaffle said:
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And who the hell is THIS?! :lol



Oh, and I wanted to add that who ever I did biz with, he was great! I mean really more than fair and honorable. Seriously.

heh, I was hoping someone would dig up the pic Drinky posted in the Post New Pics thread.
 
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I'm Brian, and so is my wife!

hodded pitohui said:
Guys, guys, only magazines are allowed to do April fools stuff early. :(
But this is humor on such a scale that it will take us 3 weeks to truly get it.


Matlock said:
gahiggidy's avatar was:

"http://home.comcast.net/~brendan/vapor_trojan.wmf"

Keep that fucker banned.
It's been that way ever since images were disabled. He lamented at one point that noone had noticed his joke yet.
 
It seems that GAF has fallen for another one of Drinky's schemes, only this time he got the off-topic forum. Drinky, I hope this is just a warm up for E3.
 
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