ok first I don't hate mobile gaming I just dislike it very much for reasons I will state below.
The games will die with firmware upgrades
Most games are f2p, you never really own it.
They are a service, you never "own" your games and they are in at the mercy of Apple/Google and the owners wallet.
They are dumbed down to one click instant gratification, that isn't even funny in the bedroom.
The quality are often bad imo.
The built in pay walls.
People talk power in smartphones, I still have yet to see a game that is even close other than some faux low poly high res texture crap. Everything looks really bad yo.
But what I actually hate is the FUCKING STAMINA BARS! Hey, perhaps I shouldn't say something since I would never ever buy another game on iOS/Google Play ever again but having that fucking stamina bar is like telling me to put my dick in a African Bee nest laced with some extra syphilis, you know for the feel. No fucking way. Mobile gaming at large is meant to hold the attention of a kid, "oooh funny". Nothing even remotely deep among the majority of them.
Of course there are exceptions, unfortunately they where mostly ports of already established games that dropped in playability due to the control schemes. But exceptions that aren't ports? They are very rare and I would still find it very hard to support them. Nah, call me back when they are actually worth the problem and I'll have another look.
PS. Be my guest and mention something that is good and follows the f2p road but does it well.(puzzle and dragons does this but is way to boring.)
EDIT: Ohh I can't believe I actually forgot Heart Stone. That one is a good one but not for me. Got bored to quickly.
EDIT2: Ohh and the always constant fucking idiotic thing of always being online? Wtf? Sure I get it you don't want people to cheat as in the early days. Remember buying, BUYING, something for $12 a racer I think, and then finding out I had to pay to unlock all the cars. I took that shit apart and fiddled with the files and viola, all cars unlocked. Then I threw that shit away since It was still shit and didn't deserve my time.
The games will die with firmware upgrades
Most games are f2p, you never really own it.
They are a service, you never "own" your games and they are in at the mercy of Apple/Google and the owners wallet.
They are dumbed down to one click instant gratification, that isn't even funny in the bedroom.
The quality are often bad imo.
The built in pay walls.
People talk power in smartphones, I still have yet to see a game that is even close other than some faux low poly high res texture crap. Everything looks really bad yo.
But what I actually hate is the FUCKING STAMINA BARS! Hey, perhaps I shouldn't say something since I would never ever buy another game on iOS/Google Play ever again but having that fucking stamina bar is like telling me to put my dick in a African Bee nest laced with some extra syphilis, you know for the feel. No fucking way. Mobile gaming at large is meant to hold the attention of a kid, "oooh funny". Nothing even remotely deep among the majority of them.
Of course there are exceptions, unfortunately they where mostly ports of already established games that dropped in playability due to the control schemes. But exceptions that aren't ports? They are very rare and I would still find it very hard to support them. Nah, call me back when they are actually worth the problem and I'll have another look.
PS. Be my guest and mention something that is good and follows the f2p road but does it well.(puzzle and dragons does this but is way to boring.)
EDIT: Ohh I can't believe I actually forgot Heart Stone. That one is a good one but not for me. Got bored to quickly.
EDIT2: Ohh and the always constant fucking idiotic thing of always being online? Wtf? Sure I get it you don't want people to cheat as in the early days. Remember buying, BUYING, something for $12 a racer I think, and then finding out I had to pay to unlock all the cars. I took that shit apart and fiddled with the files and viola, all cars unlocked. Then I threw that shit away since It was still shit and didn't deserve my time.