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[How About No]

GF is going to stand for something stupid other than girlfriend, isn't it?

It was a typo, he meant Fake GAF. All of them. Helping him bathe.

 

[FStop7]

 

[TissueBox]

Or is this a girlfriend experience type of fake girlfriend?

That's what it sounded like to me. ^^'

Good luck OP. I, uh...I just say, wing it. o_o

Spoiler

Yes, 'wing it', that was not a typo >_<.

 

[righthandmouse]

Lmao I am not lying. I put the tub on. She's almost here

 

[FairyD]

OP you gotta explain yourself what a fake gf is.

I'm assuming you called an escort to come over to bathe you.

 

[Robdraggoo]

Finally getting in on the ground floor for one of these threads.

Subbed

 

[Bold One]

I will share pics. I am just curious of what to do.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

Lmao I am not lying. I put the tub on. She's almost here

Are you going to post while in the tub or something?

 

[HStallion]

OP is really an 80 year old man waiting for his nurse to come give him a sponge bath. Liver spots as far as the eye can see.

 

[righthandmouse]

Are you going to post while in the tub or something?

Yea duh

 

[Smokey_Run]

This thread is going places, time to sub.

 

[ElTorro]

Are you going to post while in the tub or something?

OP revealed?

 

[Marvel]

And subbed.

 

[Haloid1177]

Wait is this like the girlfriend experience or a sex doll what're we dealing with here.

 

[jfkgoblue]

This is already weird af.

 

[righthandmouse]

I'll bring my yeti filled with the nectar of coors.

 

[Garmonbozia]

I'm bracing myself for the bait-and-switch.

 

[jfkgoblue]

I'll bring my yeti filled with the nectar of coors.

What does that even mean?

 

[facetheslayer92]

Uhhhh.......

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

I'm a little concerned after your other thread today.

 

[Robdraggoo]

I'll bring my yeti filled with the nectar of coors.

This is like some weird fever dream

 

[Kite]

not so funny anymore

 

[davidwhangchoi]

I'm a little concerned after your other thread today.

Yooooo, OP please don't do it.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

This is like some George Costanza shit, combining all your lascivious desires.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Only in blood.

 

[Iriscomeback]

I asked my wife to bathe me as a birthday present one time...

She refused :-(

 

[SoldierOfLight]

What is Almost? Like 5 minutes?

What's a fake gf?
Did you click in Craigslist ad?

 

[Smokey_Run]

I'm a little concerned after your other thread today.

Well, shit. This thread doesn't seem so fun anymore.

 

[Brazil]

I was bathed on a daily basis when I fit in the little bathtub.

 

[kavanf1]

I'm bracing myself for the bait-and-switch.

Bait is in place...just the switch left.

 

[jfkgoblue]

Is this a backpage hooker or something?

 

[SoldierOfLight]

I'm a little concerned after your other thread today.

I bet OP lives in Oregon (10)

Lets start the GAF wagers!

 

[Robdraggoo]

I'm a little concerned after your other thread today.

Uh oh, fake gf isn't a hair dryer is she?

You ok op?

 

[How About No]

I was bathed on a daily basis when I fit in the little bathtub.

When I was little they called it the "kitchen sink"

I'm a little concerned after your other thread today.

Uh oh, fake gf isn't a hair dryer is she?

You ok op?

...oh my lordest of lords

 

[Santiako]

What the fuck is going on here?

 

[DeathoftheEndless]

I'm a little concerned after your other thread today.

Fuck. This thread probably needs to be locked.

 

[Lonewulfeus]

Is this a backpage hooker or something?

It's this it has to be. You know he's paying fetish rate too

 

[facetheslayer92]

What the fuck is going on here?

I don't know. I'm scared.

 

[Air Zombie Meat]

We'll give you a few minutes to answer the door but don't you dare slack off on the updates.

 

[zeitgeist]

Were you injured and a nurse is coming to bathe you? That's my guess.

 

[Steve Youngblood]

I'm so confused. What is a fake girlfriend? I didn't watch Deadwood. What cool scenes are we talking about?

 

[LookAtMeGo]

OPs moms coming over.

 

[davidwhangchoi]

i'm out.

i gotta go to work anyway. OP please don't do anything harmful and hope this is a light hearted thread.

 

[Camel Master]

OP pls respond

 

[Media]

I am so confused right now.

 

[Steve Youngblood]

I'll bring my yeti filled with the nectar of coors.

Coors!? Come on!

 

[SoldierOfLight]

It all makes sense.

-Fake gf
-Assisted suicide thread
-'Dead'wood'
- bath tub
-???

Don't do it OP

F

 

[How About No]

On a lighter note!

 

[Santiako]

How do you fill a yeti with coors? Do you force feed it?

 

[righthandmouse]