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[Kaako]

I mean, being bathed is a very intimate experience. Moreso than sex tbh.

One of my friends makes fucking bank as a professional bather. She told me around $250K/year. Thinking of doing this professionally myself tbh.

 

[Puck Beaverton]

Like, she ain't gonna be your fake gf after this.

Shit gonna change you forever.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Periscope?

 

[Count Dookkake]

It's really nice when a young lady washes your balls and ass.

 

[Air Zombie Meat]

No she's in the driveway

What the hell is she doing out there. You're doing it wrong!

 

[perfectchaos007]

OP you've been on a roll with your threads lately.

 

[Razyl]

One of my friends makes fucking bank as a professional bather. She told me around $250K/year. Thinking of doing this professionally myself tbh.

She bathes people professionally as a job? Is this something like getting a massage?

 

[Lightning Count]

There will be maximum nuts

Spoiler

Pitcure taken accidentally and posted here

Lol I will laugh myself silly someone uploads a dick pic and gets banned.

 

[xxracerxx]

No she's in the driveway

Getting the hose ready?

 

[Zackat]

we're in here

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Do you have any wet clothes or sponges nearby?

 

[Hidden One]

Your girl has really hairy and rather mannish legs.

 

[Puck Beaverton]

One of my friends makes fucking bank as a professional bather. She told me around $250K/year. Thinking of doing this professionally myself tbh.

I'd pay

Shit it's like a massage with soap. That sounds wonderful.

 

[Smokey_Run]

Still waiting for the swerve.

 

[How About No]

Did you pay more for her than you would a Bloodborne PC port?

Your girl has really hairy and rather mannish legs.

All part of the Fake Yeti GF experience

 

[Übermatik]

Everyone strap in.

 

[Media]

One of my friends makes fucking bank as a professional bather. She told me around $250K/year. Thinking of doing this professionally myself tbh.

I could totally do that.

Or wait, does it require erm...release?

 

[ReBurn]

Many Asian massage parlors will do it as part of the house fee. Make sure you ask.

 

[xxracerxx]

Make sure to playfully pull her into the tub where at first she will be upset, then you both will laugh and playfully splash water on each other.

 

[Jenov]

Is this a Cleverbot thread?

 

[HStallion]

Everyone strap in.

Maybe the girl is bringing a strap on.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Make sure to playfully pull her into the tub where at first she will be upset, then you both will laugh and playfully splash water on each other.

Lmao

 

[Lightning Count]

Everyone strap on.

Fixed that for you.

Odds on whether this comes after being bathed or maybe before.

Edit: beaten.

 

[Kaako]

She bathes people professionally as a job? Is this something like getting a massage?

Yes but much more intimate due to the nature of the bath. I'm gon be riiiich.

I could totally do that.

Or wait, does it require erm...release?

Nope. But you can totally charge extra for those services if you want to. Case by case basis.

 

[SexyFish]

Yes but much more intimate due to the nature of the bath. I'm gon be riiiich.

...I'm going to just assume handies have to be involved.

 

[wenis]

Yea, once.

 

[HStallion]

Is this going to turn out that thread about the OP getting invited to an orgy. I hope its not nearly as disappointing. Don't get the Flu!

 

[Media]

Yes but much more intimate due to the nature of the bath. I'm gon be riiiich.


Nope. But you can totally charge extra for those services if you want to. Case by case basis.

I think my husband would not be cool with that then. Damn.

 

[PizzaFace]

Did you call Drip Doctors?

 

[SoldierOfLight]

I could totally do that.

Or wait, does it require erm...release?

Shoot for that much money?! Who cares....Unless...

 

[perfectchaos007]

One of my friends makes fucking bank as a professional bather. She told me around $250K/year. Thinking of doing this professionally myself tbh.

So she makes roughly $1000 per day ( assuming she works 5 days per week - holidays ). If she bathes 4 dudes a day, she's charging $250 per bath. That's too expensive for my blood. Not my fetish either.

 

[How About No]

Everyone strap on.

Fixed that for you.

Stop playing with my dreams

 

[NumberThree]

I wish I had a tub. I'm sure getting bathed would be nice.

 

[Mammoth Jones]

Like soak in a bath? Yes. Very relaxing.

 

[Jpop]

Oh boy looks like I have arrived just in time.

 

[Sapientas]

Am I missing something? Did the "Fake GF" take this pic?

 

[Air Zombie Meat]

OP must have a really long driveway.

 

[Media]

Shoot for that much money?! Who cares....Unless...

I'm married so it'd be like, cheating. Or something.

I give amazing handjobs too. Damn it. I'd get so rich. Stupid laws of civilized society!

 

[brau]

OP must have a really long driveway.

pun intended?

 

[Gutek]

Dude's name is righthandmouse. That's all you guys need to know.

 

[Jzero]

Uh... What's going on in here

 

[perfectchaos007]

Am I missing something? Did the "Fake GF" take this pic?

Its pretty obvious hes just holding the camera from his face with the lens pointing towards his legs.

 

[Lightning Count]

Stop playing with my dreams

How about no?

Spoiler

Sorry, but I could not resist.

 

[gutshot]

I gotta admit, you keep a pretty clean bathtub there, OP.

 

[MrS]

EviLore's alt account exposed

 

[Air Zombie Meat]

pun intended?

Nope but I'll still take credit if you like it.

 

[Breads]

Is this an ARG?

 

[Puck Beaverton]

Even if OP is lying (best to assume he is because lolgaf) I find this thread to be nice to discuss the intimate and underrated fetish of bathing.

Get on that shit PornHub. Money on the table.

 

[SuperStiltzkin]

We are the fake GF. OP is in the tub with us.

 

[Sapientas]

Its pretty obvious hes just holding the camera from his face with the lens pointing towards his legs.

Thought it was pretty obvious that I was joking too.