If this kid were my son, I'd simply have to grab him behind the head with both hands and knee him to the face as hard as possible, hoping to strike directly in the middle, smashing his nose back into his brain, killing him instantly, and hoping to destroy the entire planet while I'm at it, just to be sure. I can't even compute this. From the (lack of) haircut to the stupid look on his face, everything is wrong here. Everything.
My daughter is 7. What kind of stupid shit will she being doing in a 5 or 6 years???