Dirk Benedict
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Once every other day. I dont sweat a lot, so theres really no need to do it daily.
Once every other day. I dont sweat a lot, so theres really no need to do it daily.
Where I come from we use words when we have something to say.I take it you're not familiar with avatar quotes.
On topic: 2 times a day sometimes 3, if I am landscaping.
Where I come from we use words when we have something to say.
In the civilised world, we have this stuff:
I'm from the UK, and unfortunately toilet paper is all we have. Fifth largest economy in The World, and 99% of people don't even have bidets.
Shower after a every dump is a must. I like being clean.
Also a power shower so it feels fucking great when it hits the right area
In the civilised world, we have this stuff:
I'm from the UK, and unfortunately toilet paper is all we have. Fifth largest economy in The World, and 99% of people don't even have bidets.
Shower after a every dump is a must. I like being clean.
When i can start to smell my dick through my jeans
I just make 2-3 swipes, then sit in the bath tub edge and turn on the bath tub water at full pressure. Problem solved.
I shower every time I have sex. So... three or four times a day.
The booty crack gets sweaty too.Wasting all that water just to wash one hand.
The booty crack gets sweaty too.
Did one of these chicks beat you in arm wrestling also?I was talking to some Brazilian chicks about cultural differences and they were saying that they found it gross when they meet people who don't shower twice a day. Obviously I lied and said I also shower twice a day, but surely once a day is enough? What say you
millennials are ruining showers. here's why.
You need to get your system in order.You just reminded me of one of my pet hates: having to do a shit just after I finished my shower. I could have cleaned that dirty arse properly if it'd come out like 15 mins earlier
Do you go full bald eagle or leave a little runwayOn topic: 2 times a day sometimes 3, if I am landscaping.
I'm from the UK, and unfortunately toilet paper is all we have. Fifth largest economy in The World, and 99% of people don't even have bidets.
Shower after a every dump is a must. I like being clean.
Also a power shower so it feels fucking great when it hits the right area
Actual civilised places have this:In the civilised world, we have this stuff:
Does that mean you don't shit at work? Man you're missing out. No better feeling than being paid to pinch one out.
Does that mean you don't shit at work? Man you're missing out. No better feeling than being paid to pinch one out.
You must be a stinky person yourself to assume thatThere are people who dont shower before bed and only in the morning?
Your bed sheets must fucking stink like ass after 2 or 3 days...How on earth can you spend all day out and about then come home and just what? Get changed and go to sleep?
barbarians
You must be a stinky person yourself to assume that
That probably depends on what you do for a living, and where you move about during the day.How can showering in the morning be cleaner than at night? Yes people sweat in their sleep but you are active during the day, moving a lot more than at night.
Then take into account being out in public, around sick people, traffic and car fumes...the list is endless, then just going to bed with all that potential filth on you?
No thank you sir.
There are people who dont shower before bed and only in the morning?
Your bed sheets must fucking stink like ass after 2 or 3 days...How on earth can you spend all day out and about then come home and just what? Get changed and go to sleep?
barbarians
I’m having flashbacks to when you described explosive shitting all over a toilet seat while a female coworker waited outside
What is that? Looks like some kind of a sex toy. I'd rather keep my anal virginity, thanks.During winter once a day, during summer twice. Always shower after exercising or sports.
Actual civilised places have this:
You are simply not ready to bathe in the magnificence which is the japanese style bidet seat. With different temperature and pressure settings, heating and cooling of the seat itself, and different sounds to play as a bonus. After using these for a while, going back to toilet paper feels like scrubbing my ass against a tree in the woods.What is that? Looks like some kind of a sex toy. I'd rather keep my anal virginity, thanks.
Different sounds? Can I get it to play the Super Mario Bros. 1up chime after it cleanses me? If so, SOLD.You are simply not ready to bathe in the magnificence which is the japanese style bidet seat. With different temperature and pressure settings, heating and cooling of the seat itself, and different sounds to play as a bonus. After using these for a while, going back to toilet paper feels like scrubbing my ass against a tree in the woods.
You are simply not ready to bathe in the magnificence which is the japanese style bidet seat. With different temperature and pressure settings, heating and cooling of the seat itself, and different sounds to play as a bonus. After using these for a while, going back to toilet paper feels like scrubbing my ass against a tree in the woods.