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[Trojita]

"I may be sitting on this man’s face at some point, he may be sitting on mine."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ryan-reynolds-deadpool-nude-scene_us_56b90f0ae4b04f9b57dacea4?

Over the course of his career, we've seen a lot of Ryan Reynolds. There was that awkward naked hug with Sandra Bullock in "The Proposal," the time he scaled down a fire escape without clothes in "Buying the Cow" or when he was shirtless in most of "The Amityville Horror" for no apparent reason.

According to Reynolds himself, the actor will go the full monty in a nude fight scene for his upcoming superhero movie "Deadpool." Wade Wilson will reportedly battle Ajax (Ed Skrein) in the buff while a building burns down around them.

“There was a lot of me there,” Reynolds told the crowd at a BuzzFeed Brews event in San Francisco last week. “There’s nothing else you can do except to just sorta grin, bear it, and go, ‘All right, guys, we’re all going to get to really know each other today. I may be sitting on this man’s face at some point, he may be sitting on mine.’ It was ugly but necessary.”

Also Ryan Reynolds described his dick in six words

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Spoiler

A small haiku written in braille

 

[Discotheque]

i remember when eastern promises did it. that was gruesome.

this seems like they're gonna sexualize it haha.

 

[Colonel Nasty]

Spoilarz

 

[bananafactory]

Looking forward to this, because the scene will be hilarious and a lot of people (men) will be very uncomfortable.

I remember walking out of Watchmen in theatre with guys complaining about the giant blue penis all over (which had maybe 20 seconds of screentime total)

 

[Arkeband]

I figure if you guys let me know about all of the "shocking" Deadpool scenes, I won't have to go see it.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

Looking forward to this, because the scene will be hilarious and a lot of people (men) will be very uncomfortable.

I remember walking out of Watchmen in theatre with guys complaining about the giant blue penis all over (which had maybe 20 seconds of screentime total)

It was all they could think of for the next six inches... days... six days!

 

[Strax]

Spoilarz

Agreed

 

[AyaisMUsikWhore]

Day One

 

[DJ_Lae]

I'm not gay but I'd totally be up for Ryan Reynold's penis.

I bet the scene will be hilarious.

 

[The Kree]

I wonder if this movie has anything else to offer besides blood and penises.

 

[Sanjuro]

Will only fat people sweat, or do they have proper BMI to support this?

 

[HStallion]

This is sounding like the Thunder Gun Express movie from Its Always Sunny. Wonder if Reynolds hangs dong?

 

[PSqueak]

But what if it is after his skin is all mangled and decaying?

 

[Impotaku]

 

[Krev]

Looking forward to this, because the scene will be hilarious and a lot of people (men) will be very uncomfortable.

It's actually a very serious scene.

 

[Inferno313]

Does he have just the mask on and nothing else? Because that would be pretty good.

 

[N.Domixis]

I was going to watch this with my little brother probably will skip now.

 

[Shiv47]

So more Eastern Promises or Borat? Or a mix?

 

[Slayven]

I wonder if this movie has anything else to offer besides blood and penises.

That line could be used to question the last 10 years of deadpool

 

[gosox333]

how could it possibly be a surprise that RR was gonna hang dong in this given all the 'it's gotta be R' hubbub?

really now

 

[RandomExpletive]

This movie keeps getting better and better!

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

Oh jesus what a brilliant fucking idea.

 

[Lebron]

Girlfriend damn near had a heart attack when I told her this.


We made it brehs

 

[mdubs]

"I may be sitting on this man’s face at some point, he may be sitting on mine."

 

[Clinton514]

I'll have to go get some snacks during that scene.

 

[Samimista]

Lol, I'm even more excited for the movie now.

 

[ElRenoRaven]

That is pretty damn ballsy I think.

 

[Coffee Dog]

I'm not gonna lie, i would have preferred not knowing there was a naked fight scene.

 

[midramble]

Who edited out the finger in the corner?

 

[atr0cious]

What the fuck is up with the spoilers for this movie via pr? I'd like to not have known about this, before i go to see it this weekend.

 

[styl3s]

I wonder if this movie has anything else to offer besides blood and penises.

I would be ok if it was just 90 minutes of naked Ryan Reynolds killing people.

 

[Tarkus]

They will CG 3-4 more inches.

 

[FUME5]

 

[kitchenmotors]

I was going to watch this with my little brother probably will skip now.

How old are you and your brother? If this is an issue, I don't think you should be taking him to an R rated movie.

Either way, I don't really get this, it's just a penis... both of you have them. If anything, I think some of the crude jokes should be more embarrassing than some thing you both have on your body.

 

[Soriku]

Actual legit porn style nudity or strategically covered nudity?

 

[H.Protagonist]

Trojita... ;_;

Did you have to bloody put it in your thread title...? That would have been a lovely surprise when I go see it this weekend.

 

[Trojita]

Trojita... ;_;

Did you have to bloody put it in your thread title...? That would have been a lovely surprise when I go see it this weekend.

I'm sorry ;_;

Thought it would be okay since it was said to the public by Ryan Reynolds.

 

[Bronx-Man]

Mediocre. Wake me up when Hulk & Thanos have a nude fight scene in Infinity War.

 

[squidyj]

is he not scarred all over?

 

[Soriku]

Trojita... ;_;

Did you have to bloody put it in your thread title...? That would have been a lovely surprise when I go see it this weekend.

is he not scarred all over?

He looks like a testicle with teeth in this movie.

 

[radios shipping overview]

So the gun placement is intentional.

 

[gnexus]

Sounds like a great date movie, then.

 

[psylah]

is he not scarred all over?

Yeah, uh, Deadpool is covered in hideous scar tissue and tumors?

 

[atr0cious]

So the gun placement is intentional.

The tagline is like a triple entendre

 

[Escape Goat]

 

[Currygan]

Having Borat flashbacks here, not sure if want

 

[Concept17]

hahah omg

 

[Zen_Arcade]

That line could be used to question the last 10 years of deadpool

The last like, three years of the main Deadpool comic have been great. Some of the best Deadpool stuff ever written. Better than most stuff Marvel is putting out these days.

 

[thecouncil]

I'm not gay but I'd totally be up for Ryan Reynold's penis.

I bet the scene will be hilarious.

Why would it be hilarious?

 

[HStallion]

I kind of want to see this on opening weekend to watch people's reactions.

I can already hear the uncomfortable jokes coming after the scene is over by dude Bros too embarrassed to keep quiet lest people take their silence as they mightbe gay or something.

I wonder how many people will out right walk out?