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[Monocle]

So ready for this.

 

[H.Protagonist]

I'm sorry ;_;

Thought it would be okay since it was said to the public by Ryan Reynolds.

I don't know what you mean so it must be a promo they haven't shown here. It's not like I'm on total media lock down or anything, but it's a bummer. I might cry over this, T. I'm 9 months along now and I cry when I see Carl's Junior commercials. This might lead to a fountain of tears. What have you done?

 

[Monocle]

I wonder if this movie has anything else to offer besides blood and penises.

Probably.

But honestly, what more could you want?

 

[TheOfficeMut]

I'll have to go get some snacks during that scene.

That insecure or uncomfortable?

 

[Pinko Marx]

i remember when eastern promises did it. that was gruesome.

this seems like they're gonna sexualize it haha.

That scene was my shit. Viggo Mortensen knife fighting in the nude, lawdy!
😰😰😰😰😰😰😰

 

[thelastcrusader]

Movie looks amazing so I'll watch it but I'd personally rather not have to stare at his flopping dick but whatever I'm sure I'll live.

 

[Zantetsuken]

...

 

[Pyrokai]

I'll have to go get some snacks during that scene.

This is a real comment in a thread.

I've stayed for many boobs in movies. Not particularly a fan. But like.....they're in SO many movies.

I also highly doubt you'll see more than a butt. Omg I can't believe I'm replying to this but it irritated me

 

[HStallion]

This is a real comment in a thread.

I've stayed for many boobs in movies. Not particularly a fan. But like.....they're in SO many movies.

I also highly doubt you'll see more than a butt. Omg I can't believe I'm replying to this but it irritated me

Is this in 3D? Could be too in your face for him

 

[Llyranor]

It can be good if done right. I loved Jackie's scene in Accidental Spy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awWGaPHEtQc

 

[Monocle]

I'll have to go get some snacks during that scene.

I'm gay and I'm just fine with naked women in my shows and movies. It's absurd to have such a sensitivity to the human body. It's not like you're going to be watching a couple of hairy slobs press their clammy bellies together. Athletic physiques are beautiful regardless of whether they turn you on. And dicks are just bits of skin. Why even care?

You don't have to touch Ryan Reynolds' mandoodle, not even if you see it in 3D.

 

[Wilsongt]

 

[Claude Augario]

I'll have to go get some snacks during that scene.

Pretty sure the concession stand isn't in the bathroom. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[Sai-kun]

Day One

Why is this gif always so perfect lmfao

So hyped for this

 

[Monocle]

Is this in 3D? Could be too in your face for him

I heard Deadpool's 3D is so good you can actually feel the boner resting on your shoulder.

 

[unholyrevenger72]

So more Eastern Promises or Borat? Or a mix?

I'm guessing the intensity of Eastern Promises with the comedic timing and cinematography of Borat.

 

[HStallion]

I'm guessing the intensity of Eastern Promises with the comedic timing and cinematography of Borat.

He meant their actual dicks not that nonsense going on around them.

 

[Penguin]

Oh gawd that's awful

But yeah remember that Deadpool is pretty scared all over.

 

[Reversed]

And this was rated 15 and over (B15) in Mexico.

Hope it's not Kingsman 2.0 all over again.

 

[Mister Wilhelm]

Fucking spoiler. Thanks.

 

[vinnygambini]

Seeing it in Imax, ready.

InDestinysChild.gif

 

[Monocle]

Who the hell let you film in my bedroom?

 

[TWrecks310]

Since the reviews have come out so positive, I absolutely cannot wait until Thursday.

Kinda wish this wasn't spoiled for me though.

 

[Finaika]

That's a lot of sweat.

 

[Krev]

I kind of want to see this on opening weekend to watch people's reactions.

I can already hear the uncomfortable jokes coming after the scene is over by dude Bros too embarrassed to keep quiet lest people take their silence as they mightbe gay or something.

I wonder how many people will out right walk out?

The scene isn't going to make bros uncomfortable. It's hyper macho violence played completely straight, and you don't see anything. This article is just (successful) marketing.

 

[outunderthestars]

Really wish people wouldn't put spoilers in thread titles. This would have been much funnier if it hadn't just gotten spoiled for me.

 

[JTripper]

This is still one of GOAT gifs

 

[Goldrush]

Avoiding all the trailers, but wouldn't Deadpool's nude require Ryan Reynolds to be in full body prosthetics?

 

[akira28]

I'm not going to care, but doesn't his face look like he exfoliates every morning with a hot waffle iron?

 

[Persona7]

whoa I didn't expect deadpool to hang dong

 

[Grazzt]

Hope it's not too hairy

 

[gabbo]

Avoiding all the trailers, but wouldn't Deadpool's nude require Ryan Reynolds to be in full body prosthetics?

Maybe it's pre WeaponX?

 

[Clinton514]

That insecure or uncomfortable?

Not my thing and there's not much to explain about it. I just don't see the funny.

 

[Clinton514]

This is a real comment in a thread.

I've stayed for many boobs in movies. Not particularly a fan. But like.....they're in SO many movies.

I also highly doubt you'll see more than a butt. Omg I can't believe I'm replying to this but it irritated me

Well that's all good for you. Enjoy.

 

[User1608]

I'm going to enjoy this. Now my fantasies with Ryan Reynolds can come true.

 

[Calvero]

Hawt.

 

[MilkLizard]

Well thanks Huff Po and OP for the spoiler. A mild spoiler of course, but still.

 

[wetwired]

Now I know why why wife who doesn't know who deadpool is and has little interest in comics wants to see this

 

[Broken Joystick]

I heard Thanos' brother Phallus is in this movie.

 

[neorej]

Thanks for this. Not a massive spoiler, but it kind of ruins the moment.

 

[Ratrat]

'Super unfuckable', 'The insides of other peoples' assholes'....
No thanks.

 

[Lord Panda]

Girlfriend damn near had a heart attack when I told her this.

It's over breh. Time to move on.

 

[maquiladora]

Well now that scene won't be a surprise, thanks.

 

[Loomba]

Would have been fun to watch this without knowing but whatever. Going to have to watch the gfs face now, she is going to be mortified; gonna be hilarious.

 

[Cheerilee]

I don't think women (and gay men) should want to see Deadpool's cancer-ridden penis.

 

[MANGOD]

Cheers for the spoilers

 

[Dereck]

Spoilarz

Yep

 

[Bad_Boy]

Probably.

But honestly, what more could you want?

I am so fucking hyped after watching this.

I got about 10 tickets already for me and my friends. Cant fucking wait.

 

[Bluth54]

Can't wait to see if there's a backlash from parents who took their kids to this movie since it's "just a superhero movie" even though it's rated R.

 

[neorej]

Can't wait to see if there's a backlash from parents who took their kids to this movie since it's "just a superhero movie" even though it's rated R.

"I took little Jimmy to Deadpool and now he's scarred for life. I blame Ryan Reynolds' schlong."