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[Twilight Gap]

omg that bathroom story. I'm embarrassed just reading it.

 

[dankir]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=158417803

OP

My Manlet friends gone from 5'4 to 5'7 in the last year from height training
His routine is like this -

Mon - chest
Tues - back
Weds - height
Thurs - shoulders
Fri - legs

Weekend rest

Anybody else do anything similar? Or is this just something he's discovered

One response

im tired of you manmore phags

We never bash them yet these tall phaggots always make threads on us.

you guys mirin or what why the hell dou you lanky bishes keep making threads.

brb stronger
brb faster filling
brb u are fukkin mirin
brb brb

come at me lanky fgts cause all you have is 6'3 or w.e
this thread is mostly pointed at those bitch tall fgts who have dont look like they lift but all they say is things like :5'7 or im 6'3 feels good blabla
tall and swole or tall and aesthetics gets my props.


fgts

Da fuck?

 

[Arkos]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=158417803

OP

One response

Da fuck?

The homoeroticism is astounding

 

[TCRS]

woah... that cigar porn thread. noice.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=149769303&page=260

 

[BruiserBear]

I find people who are super into working out to be some of the strangest people I come across these days. SOME of them get so self centered and obsessed with their appearance, it just takes them into this other category of society that I literally don't think I could handle being around irl.

 

[Host Samurai]

I find people who are super into working out to be some of the strangest people I come across these days. SOME of them get so self centered and obsessed with their appearance, it just takes them into this other category of society that I literally don't think I could handle being around irl.

Funny thing is, that only 20% of the MISC actually lift. 80% of the MISC are insecure, white knight, forever alones that have no clue on how talk to a girl.

 

[Dennis]

This feels like a GAF thread: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=158416263

Misc looks like our spiritual brother forum......

 

[Perspicacity]

My God...

... people, this is not how you cheat day.

 

[Spiritreaver]

I tried to be a part of the misc community. I stumbled upon a tinychat room of miscers (I thought it was a fitness chat) and I hung around for about a month.

I seriously had to stop because no one had a single genuine conversation in the time I was there. Every day it was the same people... using the same memes.

Also couldn't stand the flood of PMs from steroid peddlers.

 

[flippedb]

This feels like a GAF thread: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=158416263

dat first post lol

 

[AlexBasch]

I was not ready for those MSPaint depictions of the bathroom shitting.

Please, I can do that too.

Spoiler

lol

 

[BruiserBear]

Funny thing is, that only 20% of the MISC actually lift. 80% of the MISC are insecure, white knight, forever alones that have no clue on how talk to a girl.

So 80% of the people on a bodybuilding off topic forum, aren't into bodybuilding? Sure.

 

[Infinity]

Thing that gets me is that he told her he "tried his best..."

Best comment:



I actually believe that he thinks that was as long as an average book.

 

[Race to be King]

So shit = chit for no apparent reason.

Are they like kiddies who aren't allowed to use real swears? That's rather sweet.

 

[Khalifa Jayy]

Subbed for the lulz.

 

[Zen_Arcade]

So shit = chit for no apparent reason.

Are they like kiddies who aren't allowed to use real swears? That's rather sweet.

It looks like swear words are censored on the forum. Unless they type **** out as well. Which would be really weird.

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

So shit = chit for no apparent reason.

Are they like kiddies who aren't allowed to use real swears? That's rather sweet.

Sluts = Sloots

 

[HiiiLife]

I've had good laughs browsing through misc threads on BB and Life & Advice threads on KanyeToThe.

 

[Reversed]

Shit, why don't you make an imageboard instead?

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120420831

 

[flippedb]

So shit = chit for no apparent reason.

Are they like kiddies who aren't allowed to use real swears? That's rather sweet.

The forum censors everything. That's why you see lots of fukkn instead of fucking, and sloots instead of sluts, phaggot instead of faggot, and so on.

 

[Race to be King]

It looks like swear words are censored on the forum. Unless they type **** out as well. Which would be really weird.

It really would, although I'm not sure the typographical speech impediment is much of an improvement.

Pretty chitty.

 

[Race to be King]

The forum censors everything. That's why you see lots of fukkn instead of fucking, and sloots instead of sluts, phaggot instead of faggot, and so on.

Why bother with the filter? It doesn't look like it does anything to improve the standard of conversation.

 

[Host Samurai]

So 80% of the people on a bodybuilding off topic forum, aren't into bodybuilding? Sure.

As a MISCer, I can confirm. (Yes I lift) Just browse the forum. Its mentioned 100X a day that most MISCers dont lift.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=110298491&highlight=average+miscer

 

[ArjanN]

Misc looks like our spiritual brother forum......

If our brother was a really insecure homophobe.

 

[Jbird34]

As a MISCer, I can confirm. (Yes I lift) Just browse the forum. Its mentioned 100X a day that most MISCers dont lift.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=110298491&highlight=average+miscer

Lifting miscer checking in, much like here i mostly lurk.

 

[Rapstah]

If our brother was a really insecure homophobe.

Makes sense, a lot of people have insecure, homophobic brothers.

 

[Perspicacity]

So 80% of the people on a bodybuilding off topic forum, aren't into bodybuilding? Sure.

Lots of non-gamers on GAF

 

[Varjet]

Lots of non-gamers on GAF

They all post on the gaming side, though.

 

[kitch9]

You always hear about NeoGAF, 4Chan, Reddit, IGN, etc., but you rarely every hear about one of the biggest, most active, and quite frankly strangest forums on the Internet, Misc.

Everyone pretty much posts the same way there: it's weird. Literally every other post contains one of the forum's characteristic catchphrases:

phaggot
srs
negged
brb [insert verb here]
would wife
manlet
aesthetic
bruh
mirin
sloot

The conviction with which some of these people post threads like Every male should fuk a whale atleast once (srs) is astounding to me.

Roided dudes will literally fuck anything and all they think about is sex in between smashing the wife's head in with the iron.

Seriously.

 

[Shadow Ranger]

Just like GAF if you replace all of those variations of "/thread" with "dat first post".

EDIT: lol shit banderas.gif even made an appearance on the second page.

As far as I am concerned, Bandaras gif was bigger on misc until you guys abused it even further.... I think it went 4chan to misc to GAF.

 

[Cow Mengde]

The conviction with which some of these people post threads like Every male should fuk a whale atleast once (srs) is astounding to me.

Invalid link bruh.

 

[Host Samurai]

Threads like this are a dime a dozen and always make a good laugh

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=158422163

 

[Twilight Gap]

Threads like this are a dime a dozen and always make a good laugh

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=158422163

haha

 

[Imm0rt4l]

misc is full of yolo's

Spoiler

you only lift once

 

[Dennis]

Threads like this are a dime a dozen and always make a good laugh

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=158422163

That exact thread might as well be on GAF.

In fact, I think we have had this exact thread.

 

[Toa TAK]

That exact thread might as well be on GAF.

In fact, I think we have had this exact thread.

How to poop at work.....a beginner's guide

 

[fredrancour]

As a MISCer, I can confirm. (Yes I lift) Just browse the forum. Its mentioned 100X a day that most MISCers dont lift.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=110298491&highlight=average+miscer

That's what every specialty forum on the internet is like. Look at 4chan: lit hates books. Mu hates music. Vp hates pokemon, v hates videogames, fit lifts as little as misc does....

 

[phazedplasma]

I remember seeing a thread on here when zyzz died and it had the most amazing lifting cartoons.

 

[Nibel]

Thanks to this thread I'm lurking misc so hard right now

 

[Flek]

Thanks to this thread I'm lurking misc so hard right now

me too, its so awesome. Would wife is my new favorite term of like forever

 

[NEOPARADIGM]

"What kind of poverty job do you have where you have reason to believe the people you work with have worms?"

Amazing.

 

[Gorillaz]

Threads like this are a dime a dozen and always make a good laugh

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=158422163

That exact thread might as well be on GAF.

In fact, I think we have had this exact thread.

strong case of deja vu honestly

 

[Silphonica]

Lettuce be cereal, misc is the greatest of all time, yall be mirin.

 

[Zaverious]

How to properly masturbate. NSFW

 

[SJRB]

This feels like a GAF thread: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=158416263

Holy shit hahaha

How to properly masturbate. NSFW

This guy is taking "fuck yo couch" to a whole new level. Misc is pretty amazing.

 

[Aeneas]

How to properly masturbate. NSFW

I lost it when the pics start zooming on the couch.

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

Legit funny place to lurk.

 

[Hylian7]

How to properly masturbate. NSFW

I love the string of replies they straight up ask "Did you just fuck your couch?"

 

[Mr. RHC]

Legit funny place to lurk.

When I first checked the place, I didn't believe it was for real! :lol

 

[-Deimos]

Ah, bodybuilding.com. I remember a few years ago I was looking up a meme and discovered it originated from a website called bodybuilding.com. I clicked on a link to the forums and learned that a lot of memes were actually born there. After reading some threads, I concluded that it was just some cesspool of internet trolls and that the name bodybuilding.com was actually ironic or something. You can imagine my surprise when I realized that it was an actual fitness website.

Anyone have that story about the dude who got a boner on a date, so he ended up shitting on his date's bathroom floor?

edit: FOUND IT! (NSFW)
looks like the original got deleted, but the repost is identical anyway

I'm calling bs on this.