Lionel Mandrake
Member
For those of you just joining us...
Our story began when our OP Ashodin started a thread in which he claimed that an Asian woman he met online was paying for him to fly over 1000 miles to come meet her in person. They had only met just a couple of weeks ago, but Ashodin says that within minutes of meeting he knew that she was "the one."
Now, obviously GAF assumed that the OP was most assuredly going to be murdered, or at the very least disappointed with his geeky soulmate. So they told him as such in gifs and jokes. But Ashodin remained firm and said we could continuously update once he arrived.
Then he went silent for quite some time. And it was during this time, that none other than those precocious GAF Detectives accepted the case. It seems that our OP Ashodin has a bit of a.... history when it comes to meeting soulmates online.
It appears our old friend Ashodin... Well... He should probably start to take things slow.
But nevertheless, not too long ago, there was another post from our OP.
Whether this means he's merely arrived safely at his airport, or if he's in the vicinity of his alleged love, we're not certain, but we do know that this thread has merely just begun. And it's moving quickly.
Also, someone believes to have discovered the profile of this girl...
Will Ashodin arrive safely? Will he really find his one true love this time? Will he be captured by an eccentric billionaire who forces him onto his elaborate nature preserve, where the billionaire and his associates hunt him for sport, because as we all know, man is the most dangerous game of all? Let's find out...
Our story began when our OP Ashodin started a thread in which he claimed that an Asian woman he met online was paying for him to fly over 1000 miles to come meet her in person. They had only met just a couple of weeks ago, but Ashodin says that within minutes of meeting he knew that she was "the one."
Now, obviously GAF assumed that the OP was most assuredly going to be murdered, or at the very least disappointed with his geeky soulmate. So they told him as such in gifs and jokes. But Ashodin remained firm and said we could continuously update once he arrived.
Then he went silent for quite some time. And it was during this time, that none other than those precocious GAF Detectives accepted the case. It seems that our OP Ashodin has a bit of a.... history when it comes to meeting soulmates online.
So this girl the OP is flying out to see marks the THIRD girl that has been "the one" for him since July.
Assuming he someday learns to count, I think his opener should be "I truly love you, as you are only the third the one for me in half a year! Remember that singular time we conversed with our voices?? From then on I knew it was my density to be with you, my new waifu!^_^"
That line is a guaranteed way to secure his sugar mama for life
It appears our old friend Ashodin... Well... He should probably start to take things slow.
But nevertheless, not too long ago, there was another post from our OP.
Whether this means he's merely arrived safely at his airport, or if he's in the vicinity of his alleged love, we're not certain, but we do know that this thread has merely just begun. And it's moving quickly.
Also, someone believes to have discovered the profile of this girl...
Profile:
http://www.gk2gk.com/members/profile.aspx?MemberId=750173&c=y
Pic:
Page was somewhere in the teens, I think.
Will Ashodin arrive safely? Will he really find his one true love this time? Will he be captured by an eccentric billionaire who forces him onto his elaborate nature preserve, where the billionaire and his associates hunt him for sport, because as we all know, man is the most dangerous game of all? Let's find out...
Thanks for the mini-summaries. You guys did all my work for me.
