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[Raistlin]

It feels like wool.

:lol



(I don't think anyone got that one)

 

[katastrophy]

It fields like shoving your dick into a jar packed tightly with the warmed up entrails of children.

aaaaaaawwwwww gaaaaawwwwwdd

Spoiler

michael jackson

 

[Fireblend]

does it actually feel like warm cherry pie?

Yeah, ask the internet.

 

[Bit-Bit]

Well I'm not sure what sex feels like. But cherry pies are damn delicious.

 

[Ark-AMN]

Oh, I have many questions about sex.

I do have to wonder if the stuff I see in Hentai is even possible.

 

[Junpei Heat]

Oh, I have many questions about sex.

I do have to wonder if the stuff I see in Hentai is even possible.

:lol I wonder this too

It fields like shoving your dick into a jar packed tightly with the warmed up entrails of children. :lol

 

[NinSoX]

Oh, I have many questions about sex.

I do have to wonder if the stuff I see in Hentai is even possible.

You mean a 30 inch penis from the ass and out the mouth? Yea i've tried that once...

 

[Ark-AMN]

Well, I also wonder if even the so-called "normal" stuff I see would actually work in real life to. I mean, if I touch a girl there, would they get wet enough to fill a cup? And are they gonna cry out as if they're in pain (what I take from those Japanese women VA's during sex)?

 

[GilloD]

Well, I also wonder if even the so-called "normal" stuff I see would actually work in real life to. I mean, if I touch a girl there, would they get wet enough to fill a cup? And are they gonna cry out as if they're in pain (what I take from those Japanese women VA's during sex)?

Oh my.

 

[Junpei Heat]

Well, I also wonder if even the so-called "normal" stuff I see would actually work in real life to. I mean, if I touch a girl there, would they get wet enough to fill a cup? And are they gonna cry out as if they're in pain (what I take from those Japanese women VA's during sex)?

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[Chipopo]

Well, I also wonder if even the so-called "normal" stuff I see would actually work in real life to. I mean, if I touch a girl there, would they get wet enough to fill a cup? And are they gonna cry out as if they're in pain (what I take from those Japanese women VA's during sex)?

A cups worth usually means you're a rookie.

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

in b4 lock

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:lol :lol

 

[Widfara]

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:lol :lol

salva is by far my favorite gaf member

 

[jamesinclair]

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:lol :lol

Check the post history, its true :lol

 

[Oldschoolgamer]

Well, I also wonder if even the so-called "normal" stuff I see would actually work in real life to. I mean, if I touch a girl there, would they get wet enough to fill a cup? And are they gonna cry out as if they're in pain (what I take from those Japanese women VA's during sex)?

:lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[Umino]

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:lol :lol

As a rule of thumb, mods choose not to lock threads (no matter how outlandish) if Salva posts "in b4 lock" before they lock it. It's become a high stakes game of deception and reverse psychology.

 

[GDJustin]

Well, I also wonder if even the so-called "normal" stuff I see would actually work in real life to. I mean, if I touch a girl there, would they get wet enough to fill a cup? And are they gonna cry out as if they're in pain (what I take from those Japanese women VA's during sex)?

Hooooly shit, dude. You alternate between these posts and "why can't I get a job in the VG industry?!?" posts and don't bat an eyelash????

 

[Scenester]

salva is by far my favorite gaf member

People have favourite GAF members other than themselves?


Back on topic: Sex is pretty hard out really, and can buzz you out half the time, especially if the bitch is all crazy and shit. But dont worry it can be pretty mean, like one time I pulled out of a girl and came all over my Dreamcast lol

 

[ForzaItalia]

does it actually feel like warm cherry pie?

Hmmm for you to understand, picture capturing a Pokemon, or doing a crazy move in D&D or maybe that feeling you got when you saw your first Star Trek episode...

 

[Diablos]

Thread delivers.*
















*Sarcastic statement.

 

[White Man]

Boy, here I am, getting home with my delicious, frothing, giant, blue Slurpee. I sure would hate for something bad to happen to my Slurpee since I love them ever so much. Now, let's see what's happened since I left:

Well, I also wonder if even the so-called "normal" stuff I see would actually work in real life to. I mean, if I touch a girl there, would they get wet enough to fill a cup? And are they gonna cry out as if they're in pain (what I take from those Japanese women VA's during sex)?

Pfffffffft</sprays frothy, blue Slurpee on monitor>

 

[Scenester]

Hooooly shit, dude. You alternate between these posts and "why can't I get a job in the VG industry?!?" posts and don't bat an eyelash????

You forgot the "Wheres Too Human?" threads

Its a pretty sweet 3 way combo if you ask me

 

[Joe Molotov]

Well, I also wonder if even the so-called "normal" stuff I see would actually work in real life to. I mean, if I touch a girl there, would they get wet enough to fill a cup? And are they gonna cry out as if they're in pain (what I take from those Japanese women VA's during sex)?

I had a feeling this thread wouldn't disappoint. :lol

 

[demon]

Well, I also wonder if even the so-called "normal" stuff I see would actually work in real life to. I mean, if I touch a girl there, would they get wet enough to fill a cup? And are they gonna cry out as if they're in pain (what I take from those Japanese women VA's during sex)?

are you the next Phoenix Dark or what?

 

[Tornado Condor]

As a rule of thumb, mods choose not to lock threads (no matter how outlandish) if Salva posts "in b4 lock" before they lock it. It's become a high stakes game of deception and reverse psychology.

Check the post history, its true :lol

. iRule

 

[Corwood Rep]

Posting in a legendary thread, tag me, etc.

 

[travisbickle]

Well, I also wonder if even the so-called "normal" stuff I see would actually work in real life to. I mean, if I touch a girl there, would they get wet enough to fill a cup? And are they gonna cry out as if they're in pain (what I take from those Japanese women VA's during sex)?

If this is a real post, please, PLEASE, get some help!

I thought I was a bit strange.

 

[Ark-AMN]

I must admit, I have felt that watching hentai has made me a bit overconfident that I could satisfy a woman. It just seems to easy watching it, you'd think there'd be no trick to it at all. I just hope I don't get a virgin, they seem to bleed like a gunshot wound.

 

[GDJustin]

I must admit, I have felt that watching hentai has made me a bit overconfident that I could satisfy a woman. It just seems to easy watching it, you'd think there'd be no trick to it at all. I just hope I don't get a virgin, they seem to bleed like a gunshot wound.

You're joking now, right?

...

 

[Scenester]

I must admit, I have felt that watching hentai has made me a bit overconfident that I could satisfy a woman. It just seems to easy watching it, you'd think there'd be no trick to it at all. I just hope I don't get a virgin, they seem to bleed like a gunshot wound.

the next level!

 

[travisbickle]

I must admit, I have felt that watching hentai has made me a bit overconfident that I could satisfy a woman. It just seems to easy watching it, you'd think there'd be no trick to it at all. I just hope I don't get a virgin, they seem to bleed like a gunshot wound.

See you're joking now, but I think there's a hidden meaning behind what you're saying. Go out and actually meet real women, I had the same thought as you, when I was 14 and the internet was new to me, I was a bit of a pervert back then looking at weird stuff on the web but even I realised the difference between fantasy and reality. In some ways I think the internet has made people reclusive and psychologically stunted, in other ways the internet is the best thing ever created. I know you're probably trying to wind us all up but if there is any of your real character in this online persona...change.

 

[May16]

It feels like wool.

He's not one of us!

 

[sonikokaruto]

is it true that a girls juice tastes like watermelon?

 

[Red Scarlet]

Oh my.

 

[travisbickle]

is it true that a girls juice tastes like watermelon?

It tastes like tuna brine.

 

[sonikokaruto]

Oh my.

is red scarlet a girl?

 

[Deleted member 1235]

Only time I have had sex it was anal (with a girl )

You ****ing legend.

 

[Amakusa]

More like a really warm and wet sprong