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What the fuck

 

[breadtruck]

wtff where is this from?

Its posted earlier in thread. Its called "We need to talk about Kevin"

 

[C.Dark.DN]

 

[Travo]

So you watched the whole thing THEN called the police?

 

[GifGafIsTheBestGaf]

lmao

sorry to hear your experience op, ive never seen a dude wank in front of my home but it must have been a shocking experience

 

[Deleted member 1235]

you called the police? lol. Why didn't you find the largest piece of fruit you had in the house and try and hit his windshield with it?

also, did you tell the police his license plate? If you watched him jack it for a god while, you probably had time to note that down.

Oh mam this movie is such a bummer

that movie was so shit.

 

[Sciortino]

Not everything is what it seems OP.

 

[MUnited83]

He stopped briefly when I opened the window and started looking around but I hid and peeked through the blinds to see what he was going to do next.

What the fuck

 

[nitewulf]

There was a dude sitting in that suv fapping like the world was going to end any minute. He stopped briefly when I opened the window and started looking around but I hid and peeked through the blinds to see what he was going to do next. Rather than leaving, he legit pulls down his pants and grabs a jacket to cover and started having a two handed sausage party.

I called the police and reported it only for them to show up 30 minutes later and to crack masturbating jokes then leave.

What the fuck

geee, that's not creepy or anything...

but more on topic, is this a thing now? my friend just said he saw a homeless man jacking it on the sidewalk yesterday

 

[No Love]

LMAO wow. Good shit.

 

[FiggyCal]

Lmao

 

[Sniper McBlaze]

Was it this guy?

 

[Sniper McBlaze]

Or maybe me was playing Oculus Rift?

 

[T-Dot]

Bump.

OP did the right thing by calling the cops.

 

[bengraven]

Anything more than 3 seconds is voyeurism.

 

[That1BlackGuy]

Haha.

 

[Astral Dog]

Really, it's not a bad movie.

And it has this scene!

 

[Daffy Duck]

Guess that's why they call it window pane.

 

[Dunkley]

I was going to make a gif about this but nothing is ever gonna beat this.

 

[8bit]

Not everything is what it seems OP.

 

[Einhander]

The technique those folks are using of washing dishes and polishing knobs in those gifs is impressive. Much practicing jerking off improves your house chores.

 

[Arkos]

I wanna see a gif where one person brings up the plate and then the other person stands up and is furiously wanking.

 

[mcz117chief]

this is legit one of the best gifs I have ever seen XD

 

[Grazzt]

Pffft, nearly spilled my milk.
So perfect. You are a legend.

 

[Rest]

If Tilda Swinton walked in on me I wouldn't stop either.

 

[Ben Morales]

If Tilda Swinton walked in on me I wouldn't stop either.

Tilda is bae

I'm renting this movie tonight

 

[psychotron]

"Well, did he cum, or what?"

 

[super6646]

You think that's bad? Lol your just lucky your not Canadian, as people can fap in public when they choose too. Obvious, 99% of people wouldn't even consider it, but I've seen in a couple more times than you would have wanted to...

Either way, if it was an issue, just don't look out the window. The police aren't going to sentence this guy because he decided to watch porn in his car. As long as no one saw him, it would be as if it never happened.

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

OH

MY

FUCKING

GOD

 

[suzu]

Can't tell if some people who are ragging on op for calling cops are joking or what. lol

hahaha

 

[LUFTRAUSER]

how do you even do this holy shit amazing

 

[funkypie]

Honestly though, how often do you see shit like this? You hear about these stories on the Internet or from a friend. I'd take a none homo peak just so I can tell people and laugh.

 

[akira28]

Sunhi, as always. But Bernardo, wow. *high five*

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

And I'm guessing that gif contains the precise moment they need to talk about.

Not exactly

 

[whoszed]

Couple of weeks back I saw my neighbor pose in front of her mirror naked, playing with her hair and whatnot.

Spoiler

Did not fap. She's pretty though.

 

[Alavard]

You think that's bad? Lol your just lucky your not Canadian, as people can fap in public when they choose too. Obvious, 99% of people wouldn't even consider it, but I've seen in a couple more times than you would have wanted to...

As a Canadian, what the fuck are you talking about?

 

[Nelo Ice]

Sunhi and Bernado omfg hahaha.

 

[User 479360]

Gross

I don't know how people can do that in their vehicles. There's nowhere to wash one's hands.

At least he did it in the confines of his own vehicle, though, and not outside.

 

[loki 16]

LMAO the best gif.

 

[Ashhong]

damn, two hands? i hope you clapped after he finished

 

[Rest]

damn, two hands? i hope you clapped after he finished

We need to stop this stereo type of Americans clapping after we finish eating. It's not true!

 

[GuessMyUserName]

You think that's bad? Lol your just lucky your not Canadian, as people can fap in public when they choose too.

O_O

I know what I'm doing this week

 

[zeopower6]

YESSS!!!

 

[Xero]

i can't even figure out the logistics of this, wouldn't your hands just constantly be hitting each other

its the only way i do it. Its like when you cup both your hands together to shoot water out at like a pool, just with your dick instead of water.

 

[Cow Mengde]

The legend!

 

[Dennis]

loooool

 

[Lowmelody]

You think that's bad? Lol your just lucky your not Canadian, as people can fap in public when they choose too. Obvious, 99% of people wouldn't even consider it, but I've seen in a couple more times than you would have wanted to...

Either way, if it was an issue, just don't look out the window. The police aren't going to sentence this guy because he decided to watch porn in his car. As long as no one saw him, it would be as if it never happened.

https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Canadian_Criminal_Law/Offences/Indecent_Act

Masturbation from inside a vehicle while making eye contact with passer-by falls into sexual context.[2]

There are a million things to say but I'm too busy being dead.

 

[Hazaro]

I made a diagram explaining:

Now in animated form

 

[ElTorro]

Too much Internet for today.

 

[Aeriscloud]

Now in animated form

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Why Dendi, WHY?