InfiniteBento
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So I came home from a long day and open the windows in my apartment to let in the breeze. I look down and see an SUV parked below. At first I didn't think anything of it but I saw movement and did a double take. I didn't believe what I saw.
There was a dude sitting in that suv fapping like the world was going to end any minute. He stopped briefly when I opened the window and started looking around but I hid and peeked through the blinds to see what he was going to do next. Rather than leaving, he legit pulls down his pants and grabs a jacket to cover and started having a two handed sausage party.
I called the police and reported it only for them to show up 30 minutes later and to crack masturbating jokes then leave.
What the fuck
There was a dude sitting in that suv fapping like the world was going to end any minute. He stopped briefly when I opened the window and started looking around but I hid and peeked through the blinds to see what he was going to do next. Rather than leaving, he legit pulls down his pants and grabs a jacket to cover and started having a two handed sausage party.
I called the police and reported it only for them to show up 30 minutes later and to crack masturbating jokes then leave.
What the fuck