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[Tesseract]

danny was based and blessed, he kept his shadow bottled inside where it belonged

he understood the cost of balancing power and responsibility

 

[Tesseract]

imagine being the guy who points the finger at everyone and everything but himself

jack deserved to freeze outside in the cold

 

[Tesseract]

Lockjaw was his father.

 

[TrainedRage]

jack was an alcoholic loser who beat his wife and kid

Watch the video, you may like it... Its just one theory. And explains how Jack escapes the cooler. Why Jack is never 'actually' drunk etc.
I also like the theory that Jack sexually abused Danny, and may be bisexual or gay, giving him his internal rage and breakdown. That would explain why he was reading a PLAYGIRL magazine in the lobby.

 

[Tesseract]

Watch the video, you may like it... Its just one theory. And explains how Jack escapes the cooler. Why Jack is never 'actually' drunk etc.
I also like the theory that Jack sexually abused Danny, and may be bisexual or gay, giving him his internal rage and breakdown.

good theories, adequate rationalizations

jack was a colossal piece of garbage from the jump, bad parenting or just god awful genes

who can be sure

 

[TrainedRage]

good theories, adequate rationalizations

jack was a colossal piece of garbage from the jump, bad parenting or just god awful genes

who can be sure

I empathize with Jack. Fucking annoying ass family trying to keep him down.

 

[Tesseract]

I empathize with Jack. Fucking annoying ass family trying to keep him down.

jack can eat a bullet

 

[TrainedRage]

jack can eat a bullet

 

[Tesseract]

let out all the feels, m8

 

[frostyxc]

This is obviously a The Prestige situation. Which side of that remains to be seen, but you may want to check nearby dumpsters for... doggy detritus?

 

[TrainedRage]

This is obviously a The Prestige situation. Which side of that remains to be seen, but you may want to check nearby dumpsters for... doggy detritus?

There is a spot in the woods with a lot of dog bones piled up.

 

[DonMigs85]

 

[kraspkibble]

That gate is not very high.... He probably just jumped over it and rolled down the stairs.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

WOULD YOU TRUST HIM?????????

 

[CAB_Life]

Hounds of Tindalos - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[synchronicity]

You should do this to your dog, and if he's like, "Yeah, I get that." you'll know.

 

[V4skunk]

This is the gate...

Mate you are pretty dumb if you think your dog can't jump over that gate. It will be able to jump over the banister as well.

 

[and 3 others]

Mate you are pretty dumb if you think your dog can't jump over that gate. It will be able to jump over the banister as well.

Nah, he saw his dog scoot his butt across the floor, and just assumed it was a worm hole.

 

[MetalAlien]

 

[HF2014]

This is the gate...

He can easily jump over, or even pass threw the gates on the left side. I think he pass threw the left side, last row close to smaller gate seem a little more spacey . You should pour something there and see if hes going threw it

 

[bender]

Figured it out

How did the dog turn purple though?

 

[Ailynn]

 

[Woffls]

How did the dog turn purple though?

Dogs are always purple when not being observed.

 

[bender]

Dogs are always purple when not being observed.

If a dog barks in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?

 

[Woffls]

If a dog barks in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?

We can prove it happens because trees have bark all over them. A 'microruff barkground' of sorts.

 

[bender]

We can prove it happens because trees have bark all over them. A 'microruff barkground' of sorts.

 

[Tesseract]

 

[nkarafo]

This is the gate...

Any dog would easily climb that, especially with that helpful small bucked you provided for an extra step.

 

[Woo-Fu]

If dogs could teleport there'd not be a stocked fridge anywhere on the planet.

 

[lock2k]

Your dog is Beast Boy

 

[BadBurger]

Your dog can trangress through todash space. Eventually you're going to be dealing with ruthless monsters as they fester into your reality.

 

[DeceptiveAlarm]

This is the gate...

My grandma could jump that. And she is dead.

 

[Tesseract]

My grandma could jump that. And she is dead.