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I Took 5 Shits Today
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slugbahr
Unconfirmed Member
captainraincoat
Banned
For giggles I actually engaged one of those tender for app work type sites for my idea for an app
The app utilises some of the new measuring functions in the new apple and Samsung phones and the idea is
You take a shit...you are proud of your big brown baby and you then use the phone to take a picture of it...the phones camera would measure it and you can upload it to a central site where others can rate and rank the shits...I called it “shwitter”
An Indian gentleman offered me $200 to make it for me and could have it done in a couple of days...I just need to provide artwork/logo and the site to upload to...which he could also do for some extra money.
I’m actually debating to drop some coin down as I think this app could be popular
The app utilises some of the new measuring functions in the new apple and Samsung phones and the idea is
You take a shit...you are proud of your big brown baby and you then use the phone to take a picture of it...the phones camera would measure it and you can upload it to a central site where others can rate and rank the shits...I called it “shwitter”
An Indian gentleman offered me $200 to make it for me and could have it done in a couple of days...I just need to provide artwork/logo and the site to upload to...which he could also do for some extra money.
I’m actually debating to drop some coin down as I think this app could be popular
StreetsofBeige
Gold Member
Haha. Got that right. Perfect laxative..... along with Big Macs.
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slugbahr
Unconfirmed Member
You'll have to now. Others will steal your idea now you've put it in public.
Kazza
Member
It's been a while since I wrote that. Good to get confirmation that someone noticed that line
synchronicity
Member
It's been a while since I wrote that. Good to get confirmation that someone noticed that line
Hey, I always try to keep up with shit, but I fell behind.
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slugbahr
Unconfirmed Member
That's the shit.
StreetsofBeige
Gold Member
Destroyed the bowl at work today. All within 6 hours.
8 am at home (good size and form), 10:30 am (good size and form), around 2:00 pm (a smelly pint sized splat).
After the third one, I felt like I could run a marathon.
8 am at home (good size and form), 10:30 am (good size and form), around 2:00 pm (a smelly pint sized splat).
After the third one, I felt like I could run a marathon.
ThatStupidLion
Member
just had an indian buffet for lunch. been back at work for about 15 minutes and my anus is already clenching. whhhew nelly this is gonna be a fun afternoon
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Musky_Cheese
Banned
How long is your commute?just had an indian buffet for lunch. been back at work for about 15 minutes and my anus is already clenching. whhhew nelly this is gonna be a fun afternoon
Kazza
Member
I've been doing intermittent fasting for the past 6 weeks of so, only eating between 12 noon and 6pm. On Thursday, a friend invited me to a business dinner at a plush hotel. Although it was at 6:30pm, I felt I couldn't really refuse. It was a very fine meal indeed, consisting of many dishes including sashimi, Alaskan crab and steak (foods not so common where I am in China). I was well and truly stuffed, and very satisfied with the meal.
Unfortunately, my digestive has become unaccustomed to dealing with such large quantities of strange and exotic foods, especially after 6pm. I've felt pretty bloated the past couple of days, and today I've taken 5 or 6 shits and still somehow feel bloated and uncomfortable. I'm thinking of going on a 24 hour fast or something.
Unfortunately, my digestive has become unaccustomed to dealing with such large quantities of strange and exotic foods, especially after 6pm. I've felt pretty bloated the past couple of days, and today I've taken 5 or 6 shits and still somehow feel bloated and uncomfortable. I'm thinking of going on a 24 hour fast or something.
Insane Metal
Member
It's normal if you're not used to it anymore. But is it just normal shits or that watery stuff? If it's the latter you might have gotten intoxicated.
Kazza
Member
Nah, pretty normal, thankfully. Not watery at all. The Alaskan crab was worth the pain!
Insane Metal
Member
Maybe it's just your body getting rid of all the shit it needs to get rid of then. Lol
Constant Flux
Member
I had dinner from Tudor’s yesterday and it made me have the shits bad. Had it again today, but I am doing fine. Weird stuff, man.
ThatStupidLion
Member
My dog has had some serious shits recently. He was hunched over spewing out a putrid puddle with his little backend and tail quivering with a high frequency, he made me laugh as I watched from a far as it reminded me of when a hippo takes a dump and swats it everywhere with its tail....but poor doggy though, I went over to scoop it up and I found blood in it. So worried for him. Been keeping an eye on it for the past few days now. Hopefully it was just a single instance.
currently awaiting my coffee output for the day.
currently awaiting my coffee output for the day.
PennywisetheDancingClown
Member
You sound like my friend, OP
I don't even shit once every day. That can't be healthy. But I often get soft movements too, for whatever reason.
My cat had some sort of flu and had explosive liquid shits this weekend. I'm thankful he's over that and that the smell is gone.
I don't even shit once every day. That can't be healthy. But I often get soft movements too, for whatever reason.
My cat had some sort of flu and had explosive liquid shits this weekend. I'm thankful he's over that and that the smell is gone.
Chairman Tickles
Banned
Speaking of shits, I spent all morning 6am-11am out in the heavy rain trying to unclog my parent's drainage pipe. Total fail. So gave up and bought 2L of acid. Fingers crossed.
I can't stress this enough, when you take a shit, flush multiple times. Don't half flush, don't flush after shitting and wiping. Fucking flush multiple times during and after or you will block your drain.
I can't stress this enough, when you take a shit, flush multiple times. Don't half flush, don't flush after shitting and wiping. Fucking flush multiple times during and after or you will block your drain.
haxan7
Volunteered as Tribute
Yep. One flush for the dump, then a flush for every 2-4 wipes.
My main toilet has trouble handling big dumps so I actually have to flush mid-dump (with the poop still exiting my ass). Need to replace the thing.
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Chairman Tickles
Banned
That sounds more like a plumbing issue.
haxan7
Volunteered as Tribute
Could be. I'm living in an apartment building that's about 10 years old, where they're renovating each unit as the tenants move out. I've heard from the maintenance guys that people in the building have similar issues to mine, where people have complained and had their toilets replaced.
I won't be here more than another year or 2 so I think I'll just have to deal with it.
chromhound
Member
Poor asshole