When I eat mushrooms, I get nice smooth shits.
Haha. Got that right. Perfect laxative..... along with Big Macs.
You'll have to now. Others will steal your idea now you've put it in public.For giggles I actually engaged one of those tender for app work type sites for my idea for an app
The app utilises some of the new measuring functions in the new apple and Samsung phones and the idea is
You take a shit...you are proud of your big brown baby and you then use the phone to take a picture of it...the phones camera would measure it and you can upload it to a central site where others can rate and rank the shits...I called it “shwitter”
An Indian gentleman offered me $200 to make it for me and could have it done in a couple of days...I just need to provide artwork/logo and the site to upload to...which he could also do for some extra money.
I’m actually debating to drop some coin down as I think this app could be popular
It's been a while since I wrote that. Good to get confirmation that someone noticed that line
That's the shit.Hey, I always try to keep up with shit, but I fell behind.
How long is your commute?just had an indian buffet for lunch. been back at work for about 15 minutes and my anus is already clenching. whhhew nelly this is gonna be a fun afternoon
It's normal if you're not used to it anymore. But is it just normal shits or that watery stuff? If it's the latter you might have gotten intoxicated.I've been doing intermittent fasting for the past 6 weeks of so, only eating between 12 noon and 6pm. On Thursday, a friend invited me to a business dinner at a plush hotel. Although it was at 6:30pm, I felt I couldn't really refuse. It was a very fine meal indeed, consisting of many dishes including sashimi, Alaskan crab and steak (foods not so common where I am in China). I was well and truly stuffed, and very satisfied with the meal.
Unfortunately, my digestive has become unaccustomed to dealing with such large quantities of strange and exotic foods, especially after 6pm. I've felt pretty bloated the past couple of days, and today I've taken 5 or 6 shits and still somehow feel bloated and uncomfortable. I'm thinking of going on a 24 hour fast or something.
It's normal if you're not used to it anymore. But is it just normal shits or that watery stuff? If it's the latter you might have gotten intoxicated.
Maybe it's just your body getting rid of all the shit it needs to get rid of then. LolNah, pretty normal, thankfully. Not watery at all. The Alaskan crab was worth the pain!
Yep. One flush for the dump, then a flush for every 2-4 wipes.I can't stress this enough, when you take a shit, flush multiple times. Don't half flush, don't flush after shitting and wiping. Fucking flush multiple times during and after or you will block your drain.
Could be. I'm living in an apartment building that's about 10 years old, where they're renovating each unit as the tenants move out. I've heard from the maintenance guys that people in the building have similar issues to mine, where people have complained and had their toilets replaced.That sounds more like a plumbing issue.