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[SmithnCo]

Dynasty Warriors has been done. Next up is DongPlus.

 

[RelentlessRolento]

I don't know why but this makes sense in my head.

 

[Secret Fawful]

I'll be honest. I want to play as Lanky again, but I'd also play a shitton as Cranky.

 

[chertipros]

How about pikmin warriors

You command an army of pikmin against dozens of much stronger enemies and watch as they all get devoured

 

[Ibuki]

GAF Musou

My character fires hype-rays out of my tits, how about yours

Mine uses "Ultimate First Post Quote Technique" rendering all other attacks useless.

 

[Neiteio]

I notice Gonzo forgot to include Swanky Kong + Parry the Parallel Bird

How come no one ever remembers Parry the Parallel Bird

 

[Chie Satonaka]

Game of the forever

 

[MrSaturn99]

what am I reading

Spoiler

only if we get the songs from the tv show

 

[Crimsonclaw111]

what am I reading

Spoiler

only if we get the songs from the tv show

I'm nobody's herooooooo

 

[Nanashrew]

"You are waifu a shit" lmao

 

[hatchx]

When I read the OP title I was like 'craziness no way!'

Then I read the OP and the idea soothly warmed its way into my soul.

Now I have frothing demand.

 

[wondermega]

Also, Advance Wars Wars

 

[Neiteio]

"You are waifu a shit" lmao

 

[James Scott]

what am I reading

Spoiler

only if we get the songs from the tv show

Best DK songs, imo

 

[Phantasmal Repose]

Do not pursue K. Rool.

 

[Nanashrew]

Maybe I am, wanna fite m8!

 

[moltonasty]

Holy shit i don't know why that idea never occurred to me. I would buy the shit out of this game!!!!

 

[Neiteio]

Actually, the waifu pic got me thinking, we need a new character named Banchou Kong

Just picture the stock DK gorilla (I.E. DK, Funky) with the banchou jacket and pompadour

He could be Funky's Japanese half-cousin who got kicked out of Japan's school system and now goes to school on DK Island

I think it could work

 

[-Horizon-]

Yes, I would like to preorder the deluxe "sayonara laifu" edition.

Dynasty Warriors has been done. Next up is DongPlus.

...if you're suggesting what I think you're suggesting >.>

 

[Nanashrew]

Actually, the waifu pic got me thinking, we need a new character named Banchou Kong

Just picture the stock DK gorilla (I.E. DK, Funky) with the banchou jacket and pompadour

He could be Funky's Japanese half-cousin who got kicked out of Japan's school system and now goes to school on DK Island

I think it could work

Oh man. I can see it in my head now. Someone get Retro on the phone!

 

[Nickle]

King K. Rool wouldn't make it.

 

[Neiteio]

King K. Rool wouldn't make it.

Haha, this is probably true

 

[Mozz-eyes]

Holy shit. Consider my dong expanded.

 

[TheUnsunghero26]

Stanley the bug-man and crew as unlockable characters.

 

[Neiteio]

Stanley the bug-man and crew as unlockable characters.

This is incredible

 

[starwarsfan541]

I need this, I need this now

 

[Dad]

Stanley the bug-man and crew as unlockable characters.

Why are there 302 episodes of Donkey Kong podcasts on this channel

 

[Harken Raiser]

Yes, OP. Hell yes.

 

[Secret Fawful]

Stanley the bug-man and crew as unlockable characters.

Stanley the Bugman doesn't get enough love.

Why are there 302 episodes of Donkey Kong podcasts on this channel

 

[Blues1990]

I notice Gonzo forgot to include Swanky Kong + Parry the Parallel Bird

How come no one ever remembers Parry the Parallel Bird?

 

[Hibiki Kurosawa]

Speaking of Nintendo musou games, Fire Emblem first.

 

[TheUnsunghero26]

Why are there 302 episodes of Donkey Kong podcasts on this channel

The first number is the "season" (or year in this case) and the last two numbers refer to the episode. So 302 just means season 3 episode 2.

 

[Dad]

The first number is the "season" (or year in this case) and the last two numbers refer to the episode. So 302 just means season 3 episode 2.

I feel slightly better about this, but its still upsetting me.

 

[oreomunsta]

Jesus, Gonzo... This is an amazing idea!

 

[Jotamide]

I'm in tears.

 

[Gonzo The Great]

I notice Gonzo forgot to include Swanky Kong + Parry the Parallel Bird

How come no one ever remembers Parry the Parallel Bird

Forgot? Heavens no. I just didn't care. Even Glimmer the Angler Fish is more interesting than this... thing. Maybe they can bring back Redneck-y Kong from the Diddy Kong Pilot beta. I'd hit that.

King K. Rool wouldn't make it.

 

[NipplesAndToes23]

This is one of the weirdest suggestions I've heard, and hell nah.

 

[me0wish]

I didn't know I wanted this....but I do.

My feelings exactly, just a brilliant idea.

 

[SalvaPot]

Just make it DLC for Hyrule Warriors, give ganon a DK costume, Link a Diddy Costume, and Sheik a Funky Kong Costume.

Ghirahim can be Lanky Kong.

 

[Weetrick]

This idea is so dumb I would have to preorder it.

 

[marvel8797]

OP, this is such a stupid idea that already I want to shell out cash for a preorder. nicely done...

 

[massoluk]

Who's the Lubu/Tadakatsu of this game?

 

[Sponge]

I need this in my life.

 

[Verder]

Feature wu-kong from the SMT series while your at it.

 

[Gonzo The Great]

Who's the Lubu/Tadakatsu of this game?

Cranky

Isn't it obvious? He uses his cane instead of a spear while riding around on Expresso. What can possibly top that?

From MarioWiki:

Cranky Kong referenced Expresso in the Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest instruction manual by saying, "A more tragic looking bunch of useless no-hopers you'll never see! I liked Expresso and Winky--where have they gone?", as well as in the Donkey Kong 64 instruction manual with, "I just hope they've included poor old Winky and Expresso this time instead of that bone-brained rhino that always seems to get in the games."

 

[Diddy Kong]

I want this

 

[KuwabaraTheMan]

I don't see Swanky Kong listed as a playable character, which is a pretty big red flag right from the start.

Otherwise, Day 1.

 

[Brofield]

Do I want this? Yes. I want this.

Spoiler

Is there a meme with this phrase? I feel like it's already been done but if not I want to make a jif

 

[BorkBork]

Fits better than Mario Dynasty Warriors. I'm in.

 

[Yudoken]

Evolve kinda fulfills the stitch and doesn't annoys and bores me like every Dynasty Warrior game (I tried them out and had to stop after a half hour).