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[Andrew Korenchkin]

Inspired by that awesome Twilight Zone episode, what would you do? Why?

I would probably use it to explore areas on my own without the risk of getting robbed or having to deal with people. I could walk through Camden NJ without being a victim of crime.

 

[Eusis]

I'd stop time when the alarm goes off and go back to sleep.

 

[IfritTower]

sleep

 

[SodiumBenzoate]

I mean most people would just steal stuff, right?

 

[Lord Fagan]

Naturally, I'd use it to kill Medusa at the end of stage 2.

 

[Septimus Prime]

Take a nap.

 

[Vault Dweller 111]

You can stop time and you decide the way to use that power is to walk through a New Jersey neighborhood?

 

[louiedog]

Team up with French Stewart to save my dad.

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

Make the ultimate DIO cosplay.

 

[akira28]

I mean most people would just steal stuff, right?

at that point it isn't even stealing. you're part of the entropic cycle now, my boy. this is physics! *steals steak dinner from rich fat cat's table*

 

[Poppy]

depends on how it affects the universe physically

You can stop time and you decide the way to use that power is to walk through a New Jersey neighborhood?

hey man, if you lived in jersey maybe you'd understand

 

[Dynamite Shikoku]

have you been watching japanese porn?

 

[Imperfected]

Finally take my revenge on Jonathan's descendants.

 

[Transistor]

Would I age when time is frozen? If so, I would use it sparingly as I would age much faster than the world around me.

 

[Geno Breaker]

Something that nobody would flat out say. :^)

 

[norm9]

 

[Andrew Korenchkin]

You can stop time and you decide the way to use that power is to walk through a New Jersey neighborhood?

I will not steal and abuse the watch. Maybe I would borrow something, though.

 

[Tudor]

Perform harmless practical jokes until I got bored and wanted a Ford Mustang......

Seriously though I would use it to turn very quiet areas of town into a private race track, and to have more time on Final exams to focus on writing good extended responses.

 

[Goofalo]

Make it appear that I died quickly as opposed to having my friends and family see me slowly deteriorate from disease.

 

[JBuccCP]

Pull down Trump's pants during the State of the Union over and over. I'm trying to think of a way to make money that isn't just "steal shit." Maybe I would bet on sports and randomly freeze time and run out onto the field and smack the ball out of the hands of the team I bet against.

 

[ProtomanNeo]

Learn.

 

[Zutroy]

Barnard's Watch

 

[EchoChamber]

Steal shit.

 

[Permanently A]

I can't remember the countless amounts of time I was studying and thought "man, if I only had one more hour..."

 

[Basoes]

rape? I'd prob use it to steal money cuz with power it's hard to resist greed

 

[Lulubop]

You can stop time and you decide the way to use that power is to walk through a New Jersey neighborhood?

Lmao. What an answer.

 

[Eusis]

Would I age when time is frozen? If so, I would use it sparingly as I would age much faster than the world around me.

Ffffffff oh hell I'd still use it how I described. Sleep as much in real time as I can before "aw fuck I'm out of time" and just freezing it to sleep in. You might even live a bit longer that way, somewhat paradoxically, just because you'd make sure you had enough rest.

 

[Subpar Scrub]

Didn't take long for depression gaf to get in here. Not surprising seeing as that accounts for like 90% of Gaf, though.

I'd use it to get rich, obviously. I'd need to know if I aged in the frozen time though. I'd probably live my favourite

Spoiler

THE WORLD

moments too.

 

[JoJoShabadoo]

You can stop t-time and you decide the way to use that power is to *burp* walk through a New Jersey n-neighborhood, Morty?

Fixed.

 

[TheLostBigBoss]

rob a bank and get rich

 

[Chojin]

Take a nap. Furiously masturbate. Nap some more.

 

[Lulubop]

rape? I'd prob use it to steal money cuz with power it's hard to resist greed

Uh

 

[Maintenance]

MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

 

[Mighty Chin]

I would rob a bank

 

[voodoowoolf]

If it stopped ageing I would devour literature and create music for 500 years or so.

 

[PSqueak]

Die an "early" death as the usage of it would make me age faster in the eyes of everyone else.

Also probably not use it unless i get guarantee that there is safety measures to prevent accidentally freezing time eternally.

 

[CreepingFear]

Steal money and kill certain people that deserve it.

 

[B-Dubs]

Finally take my revenge on Jonathan's descendants.

DIO! YOU MONSTER!

MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

LOL

 

[Conciliator]

i would get super high and then throw a bunch of shit into the air and then stop time and just like check it out

 

[johancruijff]

i'm trying but i can't think of anything good

 

[Akuun]

Yep, sleep.

 

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[Voror]

It would depend on how some things worked. Like could I cook things or use electronics or are they frozen as well?

A few things would probably getting more sleep when I want as well as being able to get some reading. If I could play games I could get through my backlog a lot quicker too.

If my age didn't freeze though I'd probably use it more sparingly.

Stealing stuff or money is an idea, but I'd rather not break the law if possible.

 

[PingPongvonLaserstein]

Do I continue to age while time is stopped?

If not (and I realize this the lamest possible answer) I'd probably use it to study skills and fields that have always interested me, but that I just don't have the time to pursue.

 

[Yoshimitsu126]

Sleep more.

 

[Subpar Scrub]

Wow... there's a lot of people here who would steal, kill and do other horrible shit if they were given the power to get away with it. Shit's scary.

 

[wenis]

Would I be beholden to Clockstoppers rules?

Do I age when I use the device? If not, totally I'd be stealing shit, but mostly from big companies.

I'd definitely stuff my bank account up to. Fuck it.

 

[Speely]

I'd probably wait until a public appearance of a certain governmental figure where certain other figures were in attendance and kill them, then paint the words "The Universe now self-corrects" with their blood.

 

[Cbajd5]

FART
IN
YOUR
CEREAL

 

[Dirca]

Pull down Sean Astin's pants revealing his red speedo. Other than that, steal shit.