"NX, you know we belong together.
I have no time for you to be playing with my heart like this.
You'll be mine forever, Ninty, you just see.
We belong together,
And you know that I'm hype.
Why do you play with my heart?
Why do you play with my mind?
Some said we'd see in September
From sources who never lied.
How could you be rumored and tease me
With never a reveal supplied?
When I can't sleep at night without holding you close,
NX, each time I try I just break down and post.
Pain in my head oh I'd rather be dead...
Spinnin' around and around...
Although we've come to Nintend'o the road
Still I can't let you go.
It's unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you...
Come to the end of the road
Still I trust Miyamoto.
It's unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you.
Ninty, I know you really love me,
You just don't realize...
You've never released a hybrid before
It's only your first time.
Maybe I'll forgive you, hmm.
Maybe your reveal is nigh.
We should be happy together
Forever, you and I.
Will you hype me again like you hyped me before?
This time I want you to hype me much more.
This time instead just use a Direct.
And, Ninty, just don't let me down
Although we've come to Nintend'o the road,
Still I can't let go.
It's unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you.
Come to the end of the road,
Still I trust Miitomo.
It's unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you
NX, I'm here for you.
All those times at night when you just teased me
And just leaked out with that other rumor
Ninty, I knew about it, I just didn't care.
You just don't understand how much I'm hype for you do you?
I'm here for you.
I'm not out to go out and play PS4 on you all night
Just like core gamers did, Ninty, but that's all right.
Hey, I'll buy you anyway,
And I'm still gonna be here for you 'till my dying day, Ninty.
Right now, I'm just in so much pain, Ninty
'Cause you just won't be revealed to me
Will you? Just be revealed to me.
(Lonely)
Yes, Ninty, my heart is lonely
(Lonely)
The hype hurts, baby
(Lonely)
Yes I feel hype too
Ninty, please
This time instead just reveal Direct,
And, baby, just don't let me down.
Although we've come to the Nintend'o the road
Still I can't let go.
It's unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you...
Come to the end of the road,
Still I trust Mario.
It's unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you."