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Cunth · Jul 23, 2020

The application has a 'diversity' section where I can choose my gender and skin colour and shit. I'm unqualified for the job and have no experience in the field but lets see if I can get in as a diversity hire.

LoV · Jul 23, 2020

I'd hire you. Fuck those racists. I mean bigots. Wait, I mean white supremacists.

Fuck the police

Tesseract · Jul 23, 2020

all in the game ~ cunth

triplestation · Jul 23, 2020

monday and tuesday im chinese and on weekends im black so these forms are kind of stupid and limited

Gamerguy84 · Jul 23, 2020

It depends if they are ready diversified. Some companies will be scared to hire you as they know they will never be allowed to fire you.

Foamy · Jul 23, 2020

And if you land the job you might get your own bathroom.

Cunth · Jul 23, 2020

Gamerguy84 said:
It depends if they are ready diversified. Some companies will be scared to hire you as they know they will never be allowed to fire you.

Sneaky bastards...

teezzy · Jul 23, 2020

"Excuse me, my eyes are up here"

Rentahamster · Jul 23, 2020

it doesn't matter. Hungry Jack's will hire any old random asshole.

farmerboy · Jul 23, 2020

TeezzyD said:
"Excuse me, my eyes are up here"

Ozzy Onya A2Z · Jul 23, 2020

I identify as stardust. We are one and all are inside one another.

Foamy · Jul 23, 2020

Ozzy Onya A2Z said:
I identify as stardust. We are one and all are inside one another.

Reptars Revenge · Jul 23, 2020

Lol make sure to spruce up them social media accounts with some non binary action if they take a look. Maybe send your porn history as back up

Stiflers Mom · Jul 23, 2020

farmerboy said:

Getting strangely aroused seeing this.

brap · Jul 23, 2020

Stiflers Mom said:
Getting strangely aroused seeing this.

Ok blasphoomer

DogofWar · Jul 23, 2020

And this is why satire is impossible nowadays.

"So, why should you work here? What are your qualifications?"

"I am a non-binary trans-african who have been diagnosed with autism and bipolarity"

"Perfect! You start on Monday!"

farmerboy · Jul 23, 2020

Stiflers Mom said:
Getting strangely aroused seeing this.

Schooled by nuns were we?

GymWolf · Jul 23, 2020

I mean, if you purposely don't wanna find a job this is the right way.

Liberty4all · Jul 23, 2020

OP: FUCK THEM. Play the game. Just be aware we are rapidly moving to a future where you could be fired For cheating the system. A system that’s bullshit.

The Pleasure · Jul 23, 2020

Did you just call me a Romo?

Ailynn · Jul 23, 2020

Good luck with the interview...

DonF · Jul 23, 2020

Good luck.

You can always un-binary yourself.

Birdo · Jul 23, 2020

Ailynn said:

Duke Nukem went down a strange path.

TTOOLL · Jul 23, 2020

Clowngrats on your new job.

Kamina · Jul 23, 2020

Cunth , is this possibly a job at Ubisoft?

llien · Jul 23, 2020

I think, if Elizabeth Warren works as PoC, so could you.

joe_zazen · Jul 23, 2020

If you are going to lie, also mention you are deaf in one ear for disability box too.

Super Mario · Jul 23, 2020

Oh, we need one of those. Hired.

nikolino840 · Jul 23, 2020

Have you wondered why you have to put the photo in the application in some places?

highrider · Jul 23, 2020

Just put Cunth, they’ll understand

Elektro Demon · Jul 23, 2020

Screw having competence for the job. And if they don't hire you, you can scream that they're racists and they'll have to hire you. It's perfect man.

Deleted member 17706 · Jul 23, 2020

Ailynn said:
Good luck with the interview...

It's Tumblr incarnate!

slugbahr · Jul 23, 2020

HogofWar said:
And this is why satire is impossible nowadays.

"So, why should you work here? What are your qualifications?"

"I am a non-binary trans-african who have self-diagnosed with autism and bipolarity"

"Perfect! You start on Monday!"

Fixed.

oagboghi2 · Jul 23, 2020

Ailynn said:
Good luck with the interview...

Vegan?

Since when?

Kamina · Jul 23, 2020

Elektro Demon said:
Screw having competence for the job. And if they don't hire you, you can scream that they're racists and they'll have to hire you. It's perfect man.

Stop giving him advice. The last thing we need is a company with Cunth as CEO.
We have enough other companies run by cunts, like Activision.

Kadayi · Jul 23, 2020

I look forward to your tales on insisting to HR that that you're allowed to use the ladies toilets and then deliberately dropping a deuce and not flushing during lunch hour.

SF Kosmo · Jul 23, 2020

Cunth said:
The application has a 'diversity' section where I can choose my gender and skin colour and shit. I'm unqualified for the job and have no experience in the field but lets see if I can get in as a diversity hire.

At most it will help you get an interview, not a hire. This is a problem for a lot of minorities with EOE laws, they end up getting a million interviews but it won't stop them from making a prejudiced hiring decision.

Kadayi · Jul 23, 2020

SF Kosmo said:
At most it will help you get an interview, not a hire. This is a problem for a lot of minorities with EOE laws, they end up getting a million interviews but it won't stop them from making a prejudiced hiring decision.

You're new here. This is a Cunth thread. They're strictly for lulz. I wouldn't take them too seriously. He just likes to come up with intriguing case scenarios.

Tesseract · Jul 23, 2020

Kadayi said:
You're new here. This is a Cunth thread. They're strictly for lulz. I wouldn't take them too seriously. He just likes to come up with intriguing case scenarios.

#Phonepunk# · Jul 23, 2020

congratulations on your new job and also on your unexpected promotion to Vice President!

also i can't wait for your Netflix docudrama.

Kamina · Jul 23, 2020

I think Cunths user title should be changed to non-binary.

Cunth : you should also mention your preferred pronouns at the interview when you are talking about salary.

Lionel Richie · Jul 23, 2020

Just make sure you know what it means in case they ask and it's a perfect plan.

Kamina · Jul 23, 2020

Lionel Richie said:
Just make sure you know what it means in case they ask and it's a perfect plan.

Nah he can always avoid the question by mentioning twitter. The Interviewer will start sweating.

FreedomOfSpeech · Jul 23, 2020

That job?

HR department.

DESTROYA · Jul 23, 2020

McDonalds asks these kind of questions now ?

poppabk · Jul 24, 2020

So the same as on your birth certificate. Don't see why you have to make a big deal about it.

Cunth · Jul 24, 2020

poppabk said:
So the same as on your birth certificate. Don't see why you have to make a big deal about it.

my birth certificate says double male

poppabk · Jul 24, 2020

Cunth said:
my birth certificate says double male

"XYY syndrome is associated with an increased risk of learning disabilities and delayed development of speech and language skills."
Checks out.

slugbahr · Jul 24, 2020

Kamina said:
Stop giving him advice. The last thing we need is a company with Cunth as CEO.
We have enough other companies run by cunts, like Activision.

What utter bullshit.
We need Cunth as CEO of all the companies!

slugbahr · Jul 24, 2020

Lionel Richie said:
Just make sure you know what it means in case they ask and it's a perfect plan.

Just accuse them of being Nazis for not taking Cunth's word for it.
Problem solved. Get the job AND a higher salary for good measure.

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