As much as I love Duke Nukem, a new one would be screwed unless they make it an action movie parody. And I mean an actual action movie parody, not just quoting them/stumbling across a character's corpse and then quoting them. I know I'm stealing from Jim Sterling here, but they need to go full McBain.
If they do that, I'll die a happy man.
If they do that, I'll die a happy man.