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Is there anyone more beautiful than Melissa Theuriau? (besides Robertsan)

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Tieno

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I mean, really?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPPiLfWKjQE
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what a newscaster!
 

tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
Do you think she makes that same locked expression mid-coitus?

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tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
Pimpbaa said:
If there were more newscasters like her. I'd be watching the news all the time.

No you wouldn't. You'd watch 30 minutes of it or so, get frustrated at her lack of nakedness, and resume being as uninformed as the rest of us.
 

Tieno

Member
tedtropy said:
No you wouldn't. You'd watch 30 minutes of it or so, get frustrated at her lack of nakedness, and resume being as uninformed as the rest of us.
Like any good pretty french woman, google is all you need.
Pterion said:
French women are the hottest women on Earth, like it or not.
And they don't mind nudes.
 

tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
She's basically what I think Emma Watson is gonna look like in ten years or so.
 

140.85

Cognitive Dissonance, Distilled
Is she married? We should start a GAF project to try to get Robertsan to woo her IRL.
 

tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
Chamber said:
That would be a Face/Off level transformation.

Oh yeah, they're worlds apart.

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She's got the goofy pursed expression down and everything!
 

Chamber

love on your sleeve
tedtropy said:
Oh yeah, they're worlds apart.

http://i33.tinypic.com/35ji9oi.jpg[IMG]

She's got the goofy pursed expression down and everything![/QUOTE]
How photoshopped is that pic?

EDIT - And they look nothing alike.
 

tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
Chamber said:
How photoshopped is that pic?

EDIT - And they look nothing alike.

How much makeup is slathered on Melissa's face? Does it really matter?
 

Chamber

love on your sleeve
Of course it matters. That has to be the most unnatural photo of Emma Watson you could find. I'm not even saying she's ugly but rather the two share no similarities outside of hair color.
 

Alx

Member
140.85 said:
Is she married? We should start a GAF project to try to get Robertsan to woo her IRL.

Yes she is. And you would be shocked to see what her husband looks like. :lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwFOxeg9s4I
 

B!TCH

how are you, B!TCH? How is your day going, B!ITCH?
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Holla-holla!


Maudlin reply:

Beauty is subjective.
 

Fersis

It is illegal to Tag Fish in Tag Fishing Sanctuaries by law 38.36 of the GAF Wildlife Act
Everytime im told that gamers are all nerdy like, i show a robertsan thread
we need a robertsan tribute thread or something
Someday i would like to know how it feels to be with a beautiful girl... just like robertsan:lol
 
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