Liu Kang Baking A Pie said:They need to bring some of the old fucks back and have them really take over the show. Like bringing in Abe Simpson to replace the Itchy & Scratchy writers.
Don't cry for me, I'm already dead...Arcipello said:
im sure everyone remembers this one
Exclamation-One said:Left out the best part:
Marge: Homer, there is a man here who says he can help you.
Homer: Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist?
Marge: It's NOT BATMAN!
:lol:lol:lol:lol
Pakkidis said:The bee keepers were great.
"No noise indicates no bees...hmmmmm"
or
"Homer, you diabolical genius, selling the sugar for an inflated price and increased profits"
"Im doing what now?"
Not sure of the exact quote but so damn good.
You know what I noticed, some of the older Simpsons jokes are more relevant today than they were back then.
DrForester said:Surprised I'm first to post from this episode.
It's got some good jokes, but I agree that it has a New Simpsons feel to it as well. It's from early in S8, so there were still some good episodes to go (Twisted World of Marge Simpson, Poochie, and a few more) but it definitely contributes to the "mixed bag" feeling of S8 IMO (I know some people love it).pinkbunny said:I remember the night this episode aired---I remember thinking "Man, this sucks. What the hell?!". Does this episode fall out of of the "good Simpsons seasons" category? Or was it written by a new writer? I just didn't like it at all.
Pakkidis said:You mentioned Ralph but forgot his best line. "My cat smells like cat food."
:lol Bolded gets me every time.AniHawk said:Favorite exchange in the series ever.
...Maybe the Lisa the Vegetarian one tops it.
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room!
Lisa: Why don't you just eat him, Dad?
Homer: I don't need any serving suggestions from you, you barbeque-wrecking, know-nothing know-it-all!
Lisa: That's IT! I can't live in a house with this prehistoric carnivore. I am out of here! [leaves and slams the door]
Homer: That's it! Go to your room!
pinkbunny said:I remember the night this episode aired---I remember thinking "Man, this sucks. What the hell?!". Does this episode fall out of of the "good Simpsons seasons" category? Or was it written by a new writer? I just didn't like it at all.
pinkbunny said:I remember the night this episode aired---I remember thinking "Man, this sucks. What the hell?!". Does this episode fall out of of the "good Simpsons seasons" category? Or was it written by a new writer? I just didn't like it at all.
CiSTM said:God, I love cape fear episode :lol
AniHawk said:The third act really fell flat for me, but I like the first two parts overall.
"Are you going to jail dad?"
Flanders: "We'll see son. We'll see."
AstroLad said:"Now, this technology is new to me, but...I'm pretty sure that's Homer Simpson in the oven, rotating slowly. [closeup of turkey] His body temperature has risen to over 400 degrees -- he's literally stewing in his own juices."
AstroLad said:Mother Simpson is an interesting one because I don't think that the episode overall is all that great (the comedy has a bit of a late-Simpsons feel to it) but the ending is soooooo good.
AniHawk said:Sideshow Bob Roberts is great. One of my favorite episodes.
Phoenix said:
< ----LRB1983 said:
Yeah :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
beaten xD
Thrillhouse said:< ----
Homer: Oh. And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and I forgot how to drive?
Marge: That's because you were drunk!
Homer: And how.
HD of that neededr3d panda said:3d homer was my favorite.
CiSTM said:BARTWANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK?!?!?
"If anyone can do it, it's Stan 'the Boy' Taylor!"painey said:Homer: Hey! Somebody sign an autograph? Please? Somebody...sign an
autograph? Hey, would you sign a...You fat, stupid jerks!
[the players turn around]
It was him! [points at Flanders]
Stan: Ned? Is that -- Ned Flanders?
Ned: Heidely-ho, Stanster.
Homer: You know Stan Taylor?
Stan: Know me? Ned Flanders saved me. I used to party all night and
sleep with lingerie models until Ned and his bible group showed
me that I could have more.
Homer: Professional athletes, always wantin' more.
Stan: Ned, they gave me the game ball, but I want you to have it.
Homer: [gasps]
Ned: Tell you what -- Homer Simpson here's just about the biggest Atom
fan that's ever graced God's green earth. I bet he'd enjoy it
even more than me!
Stan: Sure, anything for Neddy. Here you go!
Homer: Wow. Now I have four children. [to ball] You will be called
"Stitchface".
beelzebozo said:this sequence from "brother from the same planet" is awesome
"homer, don't forget to pick up bart!"
"i'm on my way!"