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[Kak.efes]

http://www.break.com/index/love-connection-worst-name-ever.html

Something along these lines.

 

[EMBee99]

Your last name should be Lastname.

That would break the world.


But pronounce it Lah-stuh-nuh-me.

 

[Sniper McBlaze]

Lefty Stroker.

 

[UpperCaseN]

Turd Furgeson. It's a funny name.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxUhfHoaP0Y


Athan Chelios
Athan Dark/Darke
Athan Musashi
Athan Taltos
Athan Gunfire
Athan Grimm

 

[nilay]

weirdy mcweirderton

... wait no i've been watching too much supernatural

 

[kman3000]

Slagathor

 

[Limedust]

Athan Aloysius Gilderstern the 3rd

 

[McBacon]

Athan Kickass

 

[klausbert]

Mario Mario

 

[DoubleTap]

Athan Lane
Athan Quinn
Athan Hunt
Athan Vandolay

 

[Kestastrophe]

Athan Colbert (pronounced coal-bear)

"It's French Bitch"

 

[Shig]

Salvador Quincy Higginbotham Hoffenpepper IV, Esq.

 

[radioheadrule83]

Change it to <something> Thunderheart

 

[Falch]

Athan McIntyre
Athan McQueen (or better: Tyrus Cassius McQueen, TC for short)
Athan McGraw
Athan West

Cooper Hawkes
Chiggy Von Richthofen

John Sheridan (or Bruce Boxleitner)
Marcus Cole
Michael Garibaldi

Scifi names rule.

 

[::FIXXXER::]

Dorkenhumper

 

[::FIXXXER::]

Jimmy Bignutsz

 

[Zapperkhan]

I've been partial to the last name Swift

 

[BobFromPikeCreek]

Athan Enigma

 

[Mainline]

Deckard Cain

 

[mikeybwright]

Gafgarion
To commemorate the remake of FFT on PSP

 

[Battersea Power Station]

Athan Sthesia

 

[optimiss]

Athan Fuckuppercut

I started crying when I read that one. Holy sh*t.

 

[LordMaji]

Johnny "Slit Throat" Rivers
Johnny "Ice Cold" Winters

Nicodemus Johanson
Mash-Potatos Johnson

Wendel Vandenboom
Skyler Vansnickles

Buick Mordoe.
Leif Wanderwiller

Peter Sault Ste-marie
Edgar Lampshade

Georgy Mamogramme
Floyd Armnhammor

Thore Smith
Theht Googamarley

Sphinkt Shiete
Slap - Stick - Mark

 

[NotWii]

Saddam Hussein

I don't think he'll mind.

 

[Count Dookkake]

Americans like Jesus, so how about Christ as a last name?

 

[Jeff-DSA]

I've seen a terrible decline in the last name McGee. You should do your part to preserve it.

 

[optimiss]

Athan Finglonger

Athan Sizzlesnap

Athan Dandiwhistle

Athan Sassygait

Athan McSnuggles



Chin Chestwell

Powers Chinstone

Maxwell Granite

Tables McNosebone

Elbo Van Smashrock

Harvey Kneedrop


Earwig the Fanciful

Happy Von Tendernut

Fisty McBritches

Sexy Gigglesnort

 

[xXCHAOSXx]

Athan Axe

Athan Arcus

 

[Beaulieu]

Yeah I've decided to change my hyper-foreign last name to something easier to pronounce and more North American.

your father must be proud of you.

 

[Flynn]

Athan Zhotdogs

 

[Battersea Power Station]

Athan Sthesia

And you should become a military General.

 

[rex64]

Rider Strong

 

[ghostmind]

Q

Athan Q

 

[Holy Order Sol]

...I came to make a serious suggestion but forgot what it was after reading the thread. :lol

 

[Iceman]

Only one answer (and it's serious!!)

McQuade. Athan McQuade.

 

[Khalid-S]

Athan McLovin

or

Athan Casamassina

Or take my last name. Alsudairy.

 

[HolyStar]

How about something german, like Hans, then something powerful and strong, like Jerkov. So your name shall be Hans Jerkov.

 

[Borgnine]

So what country are you originally from, or did you already say?

Also all those color last names like Black, Gold, Green, etc are no good. Those are names that Jews used to have before they dropped the "berg" or the "stein." Everyone will just think you're Jewish (not that there's anything wrong with that).

 

[Date of Lies]

So what country are you originally from, or did you already say?

Also all those color last names like Black, Gold, Green, etc are no good. Those are names that Jews used to have before they dropped the "berg" or the "stein." Everyone will just think you're Jewish (not that there's anything wrong with that).

it might be good for business



or it might be bad

 

[thetrin]

First Lastname

(Fierce-t luss-na-may)

 

[Lakitu]

Uracunt