Propagandhim said:Athan Fuckuppercut
Date of Lies said:Yeah I've decided to change my hyper-foreign last name to something easier to pronounce and more North American.
And you should become a military General.Battersea Power Station said:Athan Sthesia
it might be good for businessBorgnine said:So what country are you originally from, or did you already say?
Also all those color last names like Black, Gold, Green, etc are no good. Those are names that Jews used to have before they dropped the "berg" or the "stein." Everyone will just think you're Jewish (not that there's anything wrong with that).