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[Wario64]

http://www.quartertothree.com/game-talk/showthread.php?t=28649

Many of you will be familiar with Jeff Minter, author of such 8-bit classics as Gridrunner, Trip-a-Tron, Mama Llama, Hover Bovver, Iridis Alpha and Meta-Galactic Llamas Battle at the Edge of Time. And of course Tempest 2000 for the Atari Jaguar. Most recently he co-authored the Xbox 360 music visualizer.

Well, he's just posted some screenshots from his latest game, Space Giraffe, due to be released on Xbox Live Arcade later this year

(Warning, potentially NSFW)

 

[Guns N' Poops]

Is he instantly stoned? :lol

 

[Gattsu25]

It's not often that games have the word cünt

edit: **** this! GAF is censoring cünt now?

 

[BorkBork]

:lol :lol :lol
I have no words..

 

[BuddyC]

Otter Spunk? :lol

 

[Meier]

Minter is such a crazy ****. Which four letter word did I use? The world may never know.

 

[EmCeeGramr]

WTF is going on in those screens.

 

[Suerte]

It's not called OTTER SPUNK - no sale.

But yeah, we've seen some of these screens before.

 

[meltpotato]

HOLY SHIT. SO GOOD!

 

[Lo-Volt]

Wow.

 

[PhatSaqs]

Acid much?

 

[Larry Bird]

Horse what?

 

[SnakeXs]

Holy shit. Sold for Otter Spunk and ****, **** alone. :lol

 

[Meier]

Horse what?

smegma... don't look up pictures.

 

[fly high ~ayunite~]

fluff ****er :lol :lol

 

[Kobold]

Horse Smegma :lol

 

[Wario64]

smegma... don't look up pictures.

Spoiler

the secretion of a sebaceous gland; specifically : the cheesy sebaceous matter that collects between the glans penis and the foreskin or around the clitoris and labia minora

haha ok

 

[Cornballer]

:lol

 

[Fallofmart]

WTF IS THIS SHEET!?

 

[Larry Bird]

disturbing.

Spoiler

TEH MATURE

 

[Deleted member 1235]

lay off the bong hippie.

 

[Oldschoolgamer]

WTF is going on in the pictures? That and lawl at the word usage! **** & **** together.:lol

 

[Joe Molotov]

Free pot brownie with every preorder?

 

[Zerodoppler]

Unity LIVES!

 

[VALIS]

'K, that's awesome. Those backgrounds are ****ing wild. Go Jeff.

 

[Funky Papa]

This game will be mine, even if my purchase contributes to prolongate Minter's disturbing lifestyle.

 

[Earthstrike]

smegma... don't look up pictures.

/Didn't follow advice

*shudders*

I also saw some penises which had phimosis and paraphimosis.

 

[Larry Bird]

/Didn't follow advice

*shudders*

I also saw some penises which had phimosis and paraphimosis.

thanks for that

 

[Zamorro]

What is the PI number doing in this game ?

What kind of game is this ?

What ????????

 

[GSG Flash]

Jeff Minter should bring back Unity from the dead

 

[Meier]

/Didn't follow advice

*shudders*

Well anyone who's had sex with a girl (without a condom) has probably seen some smegma before.. but it's not quite as gross when it's from that situation.

 

[Zerodoppler]

Jeff Minter should bring back Unity from the dead

This seems to be it.

Here's a pic of Unity

 

[mollipen]

Why do people keep buying his games? You're just supporting the furry agenda, folks!

And good God those screenshots look like garbage. We don't need to see what you see every day just because you can't get off of the drugs, Jeff.

 

[raYne]

*blink*

What?

 

[Funky Papa]

Ok, I am slow. I've just noticed the text.

What the hell is wrong with John?!

Spoiler

Not sure if I want an answer

 

[improvise5]

arsebiscuits???? :lol

 

[heavy liquid]

:lol

This is so insane I'll have to buy it. It does look like to be a reworking of Unity.

 

[123rl]

Looks like Unity. I think it is just Unity tbh. The photos are even 640x480 which is a major clue

 

[oBa]

Tempest 3000 was unplayable shit due to the visuals being so overblown they actually impeded with gameplay to the point you couldnt see wtf was going on.

From a tempest 2k fan, I am hoping this is better.

 

[goldenpp72]

Didn't this guy put cuss words and such in other games screen shots to prevent big sites like ign from posting them?

 

[RumFore]

Looks pretty trippy to me. Hope turns out good. It may be the next Geometry Wars, simple and captivating.

 

[blahness]

:lol :lol :lol Horse Smegma

 

[snatches]

Minter is such a crazy ****. Which four letter word did I use? The world may never know.

:lol

 

[Chris Remo]

Hahaha, this stuff is hilarious. Here are the rest of the shots for anyone who's curious:
http://www.shacknews.com/screens.x/xbox360/Space+Giraffe/1/space_giraffe/
There are eight in total. Sadly, the rest of them don't have the same colorful language of the ones posted here.

 

[Mashing]

This crazy kook needs to release an urban dictionary. That'd be some damn find reading!

 

[atomsk]

awww skeet skeet skeet

 

[Tiktaalik]

I read somewhere that the swearing is so that sites like IGN and Gamespot won't publish the screeshots. It won't actually be in the game.

 

[plagiarize]

fluff ****er!

jeff minter is great. after he got the visualisation gig on the 360 i've been praying that Unity would be ressurected in some form and this looks like it might be it. if it's driven by the music i feed into it... we're talking all kinds of awesome.

 

[Ronabo]

Ummm wow.

:lol

Tourettes Syndrome The Game!

 

[BuzzJive]

Jeff Minter broke my heart when he put Unity down. Until I'm actually playing this game, I refuse to believe it exists.