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Jennifer Lawrence face-palms Emma Watson

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Plywood said:
She needs to behave herself.

If I know one thing about the elite in society it's that they view people as play things. At the top people are no longer individuals so much as they are caricatures, fake people wearing their best facade. Oh and we buy it, but not today.

What this was is a public shaming and Watson was too enamored by what she's perceived as Lawrence's charm to see that. She probably actually even thinks Jennifer is her friend, but she's not. This is DEVASTATING.

As a result people will begin not tuning into Watson's latest flicks. They will not see the woman who was formally the girl who played Hermione Granger. No what they will see is a only a person who was symbolically pied in the face sans pie.

No one will want to see Watson in films anymore.

You've just been snuffed Emma and if you don't get her back you won't ever see another movie again.
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AdventureMike said:
Cause I find the pics really funny?
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I was kidding. Your post just reminded me of a line from one of John Doe's notebooks in Seven. The "laughing and laughing" bit.

Plywood said:
She needs to behave herself.

If I know one thing about the elite in society it's that they view people as play things. At the top people are no longer individuals so much as they are caricatures, fake people wearing their best facade. Oh and we buy it, but not today.

What this was is a public shaming and Watson was too enamored by what she's perceived as Lawrence's charm to see that. She probably actually even thinks Jennifer is her friend, but she's not. This is DEVASTATING.

As a result people will begin not tuning into Watson's latest flicks. They will not see the woman who was formally the girl who played Hermione Granger. No what they will see is a only a person who was symbolically pied in the face sans pie.

No one will want to see Watson in films anymore.

You've just been snuffed Emma and if you don't get her back you won't ever see another movie again.
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So, fake pie in the face is like the showbiz equivalent of the Mafia Death Kiss? The more you learn...
 
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Plywood said:
She needs to behave herself.

If I know one thing about the elite in society it's that they view people as play things. At the top people are no longer individuals so much as they are caricatures, fake people wearing their best facade. Oh and we buy it, but not today.

What this was is a public shaming and Watson was too enamored by what she's perceived as Lawrence's charm to see that. She probably actually even thinks Jennifer is her friend, but she's not. This is DEVASTATING.

As a result people will begin not tuning into Watson's latest flicks. They will not see the woman who was formally the girl who played Hermione Granger. No what they will see is a only a person who was symbolically pied in the face sans pie.

No one will want to see Watson in films anymore.

You've just been snuffed Emma and if you don't get her back you won't ever see another movie again.
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How many will be caught in the web this time, I wonder.
 
Plywood said:
She needs to behave herself.

If I know one thing about the elite in society it's that they view people as play things. At the top people are no longer individuals so much as they are caricatures, fake people wearing their best facade. Oh and we buy it, but not today.

What this was is a public shaming and Watson was too enamored by what she's perceived as Lawrence's charm to see that. She probably actually even thinks Jennifer is her friend, but she's not. This is DEVASTATING.

As a result people will begin not tuning into Watson's latest flicks. They will not see the woman who was formally the girl who played Hermione Granger. No what they will see is a only a person who was symbolically pied in the face sans pie.

No one will want to see Watson in films anymore.

You've just been snuffed Emma and if you don't get her back you won't ever see another movie again.
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lol
 
strafer said:
Talking bad? What the fuck are you smoking? I wasn't talking bad about her.

I just said she looks like Helen Hunt.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!

this forum man
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Helen hunt is old and no one knows who she is or likes her wtf are you smokin bro
 
Plywood said:
She needs to behave herself.

If I know one thing about the elite in society it's that they view people as play things. At the top people are no longer individuals so much as they are caricatures, fake people wearing their best facade. Oh and we buy it, but not today.

What this was is a public shaming and Watson was too enamored by what she's perceived as Lawrence's charm to see that. She probably actually even thinks Jennifer is her friend, but she's not. This is DEVASTATING.

As a result people will begin not tuning into Watson's latest flicks. They will not see the woman who was formally the girl who played Hermione Granger. No what they will see is a only a person who was symbolically pied in the face sans pie.

No one will want to see Watson in films anymore.

You've just been snuffed Emma and if you don't get her back you won't ever see another movie again.
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This is... words cannot describe your wisdom
 
I saw Jennifer Lawrence at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.

She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Mam, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
 
SeanR1221 said:
I saw Jennifer Lawrence at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.

She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Mam, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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Hahaha this thing needs to keep going
 
SeanR1221 said:
I saw Jennifer Lawrence at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.

She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Mam, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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This story is such bullshit. A grocery store, Sean?

You know damn well you never eat anywhere besides Taco Bell for their quesaritos.
 
SeanR1221 said:
I saw Jennifer Lawrence at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.

She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Mam, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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Copy Pasta not funny
 
SeanR1221 said:
I saw Jennifer Lawrence at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.

She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Mam, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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Huh?
 
SeanR1221 said:
I saw Jennifer Lawrence at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.

She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Mam, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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she was hitting on you.

either way, if its real or fake i can see it happening and i love her more now. and now its time to think about a threesome between her and emma watson.
 
mmm. yeah. push her face...angry looks...now pull her hair, yanking her head back, and then shove your tongue into her open mouth. now slap her.
 
killertofu said:
Anyone else get the feeling she's trying too hard?
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Didn't The Internet recently discover that she was secretly a stuck-up bitch or reptilian or something behind the scenes and this was all a contrived act? That would finally explain her whole "act like a normal human being" shtick that has been confounding us for years now.
 
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