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Just had sex with a man - fucking awful

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Sibylus

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Hmm.. I need to do some research later. I've been curious about how homosexuality and even gender identity was taken in the Roman Empire throughout its life.
Marriage prohibition in the Roman Army would have been unworkable before it was reformed into a profession fighting force (under Gaius Marius I believe), because almost all of the soldiers were farmers and private citizens.

Also, for at least part of the history of the Republic and Empire, being singularly focused on women was mocked as effeminacy. Gay sex was seen as rugged and manly, provided you were the "active" (penetrative) partner. The partner to be penetrated was almost always lower-class and regarded as lesser. Nobility being penetrated was unseemly.
 

TheSeks

Blinded by the luminous glory that is David Bowie's physical manifestation.
Much more popular in the states. Whole hotels are rented out so guys can just get together, spend a weekend drinking beer, watching sports and bashing one out.

I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter. For... uh... "research." Yeah, research. Where would I happen to find a listing for these?
 

Ms.Galaxy

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My wife offered me some wine tonight and I was like, "hell no!" Thanks OP

Oh, what's the worse that can happen? It's not like you'll take one sip and then suddenly you're marching down NYC's Gay Pride Parade in rainbow colored undies with your new French-American lover, Pierre Phélypeaux... Oh wait, I think that happened to my cousin once, shit.
 

hateradio

The Most Dangerous Yes Man
Genuine question based off this thread.

Is erring toward labelling someone gay homophobic?
I wouldn't automatically say so. I think it's a limitation of that person's understanding of sexual identity and sexual preference.

However, since most people conflate the two, you get this situation.

Yet, if there were some negative sentiments (value judgement) attached to the label, then, yes, it would be homophobic.


Also, ugh, at "no homo."
 

moggio

Banned
I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter. For... uh... "research." Yeah, research. Where would I happen to find a listing for these?

Bateworld is one of the larger masturbation focused social networking sites. I won't link as it's NSFW.

Some events you're missing out on:

Orlando Brotherhood Bate - Friendship Weekend at the Walt Disney World Resort, Orlando Florida.

A bunch of Men being Men, Bating and Boding. Enjoy a unique opportunity to experience brotherhood in an atmosphere of relaxation, magic and adventure. Experience the bond and deep connection that is found in real Brotherhood.

During this retreat we will explore real Phallic worship ritual. And what it means to Bate and develop bond of Bate Brotherhood. Highlights of a few group events planned.
"King of the Woods" - a morning Pagan view of Nature of Bating and bonding.

“Conecting with Nature and your inner Animal Totem" Bate and connect with your inner animal energy.

Phallic Ritual: Masturbation & Phallic Worship (Penis and worship).

Jack & Jill Party

An All-Inclusive Jack-Off/Masturbation Event Sunday Night 6pm-11pm Hosted by Jack and Jill! Single men are only $20! Females, CD's, TS's and Couples are welcome to this event! Join us for circle jerks, mutual masturbation and just jacking off.

Phiadelphia Jacks Wednesday Penis Appreciation Event

Who wants to join me and 30-70 horny men for the Philadelphia Jacks' JO parties? Guys of all orientations getting together to help each other get those dicks hard and drop a load (or two). Mutual, group and solo jack-off sex - kiss, rub, hump, and jerk off cock-to-cock with other men or just kick back and get yourself off. Men of all descriptions getting together to celebrate cock, stroke some stiff prick and squirt those big hot loads.

Personally I think that any more than about 8 people and it gets a bit too busy. The one in Florida sounds like fun though. I wonder if you can wank on Space Mountain.
 

jesu

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Orlando Brotherhood Bate - Friendship Weekend at the Walt Disney World Resort, Orlando Florida.

A bunch of Men being Men, Bating and Boding. Enjoy a unique opportunity to experience brotherhood in an atmosphere of relaxation, magic and adventure. Experience the bond and deep connection that is found in real Brotherhood.

During this retreat we will explore real Phallic worship, ritual. And what it means to Bate and develop bond of Bate Brotherhood. Highlights of a few group events planned.
"King of the Woods" - a morning Pagan view of Nature of Bating and bonding.

“Conecting with Nature and your inner Animal Totem" Bate and connect with your inner animal energy.

Phallic Ritual: Masturbation & Phallic Worship (Penis and worship).

Not enough nopes in the world for that one sorry.
Disney World? really.
 
As a straight man with no interest in cock (other than my own of course), I have no idea why I read this thread.
But I'm glad I did.
It's been a... fascinating ride.
 

Dead Man

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Bateworld is one of the larger masturbation focused social networking sites. I won't link as it's NSFW.

Some events you're missing out on:







Personally I think that any more than about 8 people and it gets a bit too busy. The one in Florida sounds like fun though. I wonder if you can wank on Space Mountain.
Many, many years ago I participated in a livestreamed group event for Masturbation Month is SF. It was... crowded.
 
Bateworld is one of the larger masturbation focused social networking sites. I won't link as it's NSFW.

Some events you're missing out on:







Personally I think that any more than about 8 people and it gets a bit too busy. The one in Florida sounds like fun though. I wonder if you can wank on Space Mountain.

That'd be a big JO Crystal to charge up, are they trying to summon the lifestream
 

Grazzt

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Threads like these happen once in a blue moon, when the OP is drunk off cheap carton wine, it's the beginning of the weekend, and the weirdness is just right.

Quick PM me your address OP, I'll send you some wine on weekends occasionally.
 

akira28

Member
BateWorld is the premier masturbation site for gay, bi and straight men. Basic membership is free to men over 18, and joining gives you access to thousands of hot, horny guys from all over the world.

well ok then sign me up. I wonder if they have a gaming forum, or fantasy football or anything
 

Vashetti

Banned
BateWorld is the premier masturbation site for gay, bi and straight men. Basic membership is free to men over 18, and joining gives you access to thousands of hot, horny guys from all over the world.

well ok then sign me up. I wonder if they have a gaming forum, or fantasy football or anything

Wow, really?

I just sign up and they're all available to me?
 

Exodust

Banned
If we were Roman, whether OP was gay would depend on what role he took in the sex. It was not uncommon nor stigmatized for men to have low-key sexual relationships with other men, as long as they were the ones doing the penetration.

That's how it is in the arab world right now, believe it or not. Pretty stupid IMO. Attraction to the same sex, whether you're active or passive, means you're gay.

Don't think I ever found a man attractive, definitely don't think I'd sleep with a dude. But probably would try at some point because you only live once and it's best to give something a go every now and again.
 
Orlando Brotherhood Bate said:
Orlando Brotherhood Bate - Friendship Weekend at the Walt Disney World Resort, Orlando Florida.

A bunch of Men being Men, Bating and Boding. Enjoy a unique opportunity to experience brotherhood in an atmosphere of relaxation, magic and adventure. Experience the bond and deep connection that is found in real Brotherhood.

During this retreat we will explore real Phallic worship ritual. And what it means to Bate and develop bond of Bate Brotherhood. Highlights of a few group events planned.
"King of the Woods" - a morning Pagan view of Nature of Bating and bonding.

“Conecting with Nature and your inner Animal Totem" Bate and connect with your inner animal energy.

Phallic Ritual: Masturbation & Phallic Worship (Penis and worship).

Can somebody familiar with these jack off clubs clarify something for me? I read a couple blog entries and am still confused.

Is there any hot female there walk around to stimulate your jack off sections or it's guys only?

If it's former I don't have any problem with it. It's basically a porno shoot without the camera. But if it's just guys jacking each other off it's weird.

Actually I still want to know what music they play, is there any catering service like in Party Down. I need to know!
 
Blow. It started felt awkward to stop. So I got it to a finish. Back to finishing that other bottle of wine now.

Something to try I guess. Waste of time for me.

This honestly reads like a gateway to transsexual porn. So you were curious about trying dick, but you're not attracted to men.

Only a matter of time before you start renting ladyboys.
 

moggio

Banned
Can somebody familiar with these jack off clubs clarify something for me? I read a couple blog entries and am still confused.

Is there any hot female there walk around to stimulate your jack off sections or it's guys only?

If it's former I don't have any problem with it. It's basically a porno shoot without the camera. But if it's just guys jacking each other off it's weird.

Actually I still want to know what music they play, is there any catering service like in Party Down. I need to know!

There are mixed groups but it's generally just guys and very focused on the penis. Although guys may help each other out, it's not necessarily sexual in the way you're thinking although it's kind of hard to explain why that is the case. It's a brotherly bonding thing.

Vice article about such gatherings:

http://www.vice.com/read/rain-city-jacks-is-seattles-premier-masturbation-club

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/examining-the-pull-of-group-masturbation-parties-
 

nkarafo

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When we are bored with my bros we usually play some videogames. Probably feels less awkward afterwards.
 
Bateworld is one of the larger masturbation focused social networking sites. I won't link as it's NSFW.

Some events you're missing out on:







Personally I think that any more than about 8 people and it gets a bit too busy. The one in Florida sounds like fun though. I wonder if you can wank on Space Mountain.

Jacking each other off parties? Time for maths.

Silicon Valley dick jerk algorithm

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Ms.Galaxy

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Wouldn't those videogame sessions be a lot more interesting though if the loser had to suck the winner off?

"OH! Whoops, aww. I lost, damn. You sure beat me. Welp, looks like I have to suck you off. Man, I really don't want to do this, but whatcha going to do! Haha."
 
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