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[toastyToast]

Condiments on the side. Not trying to get my hands dirty

 

[Princess Viola]

i use honey mustard with my fries instead of ketchup

but still on the side. unless they're wedge fries, then on the fries themselves

 

[stan423321]

Fries on the side.

Nah, I love ketchup but not that much. That said I rarely if ever eat fries, but they're on the side like potatoes and unlike pasta.

I've seen some interesting recipes for fries baked with meat, cheese, vegetables and sauce on top though. How well does that work?

 

[EloquentM]

FRENCH DRESSING ALL OVER THE PLACE

 

[Deleted member 80556]

fixed

Next you're gonna tell me you don't say "french fries" but "belgian fries"

 

[AxeMan]

Vinegar guys. You put white vinegar on chips. Douse them in it. Nothing better

 

[Maengun1]

Honey mustard or sweet n' sour are my fry dipping sauces of choice over ketchup, but the condiments must be off to the side for individual dipping. MUST. I have always been incredibly grossed out by people just covering their fries in an ocean of sauce. It turns the deliciously crispy, perfect fries into a goopy, wet, disgusting mess.

My dad is the one person I know who always goes for the sauce covering everything method x_x

 

[The_Inquisitor]

On the side. What kind of pleb puts it on the fries as is?

 

[Meier]

Yikes. Off to the side of course. The fries get wet and mushy if you cover them in ketchup right from the start.

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

Side, only time anything should be on them is when it's chili cheese fries or poutine.

 

[Hale-XF11]

To the side, like a normal human being.

 

[Man-is-Obsolete]

My wife and I are like momma bear and poppa bear from Goldilocks on this type of stuff. She likes ketchup on the fries, I like it on the side. I hate soggy cereal and she lets her cereal just sit in Milk for like a whole minute or two before eating it.

 

[tim.mbp]

BBQ sauce on the side.

 

[jet1911]

Side, only time anything should be on them is when it's chili cheese fries or poutine.

Poutine + mayonaise... I'm hungry now.

 

[Silent Chief]

ketchup in the fridge, mayo on the side.

 

[la flama blanca]

On the side, I'm not an animal.

 

[Currygan]

on the side, I'm not a five years old

 

[Luigiv]

All dips go to the side, except for gravy. I want my chips swimming in gravy.

 

[OneEightZero]

I'm weird about this.

If it's in one of those squeeze bottles that makes small lines of ketchup, I squirt it on the fries. Otherwise, I put it on the side.

 

[DTJAAAAM]

On the side.

 

[Chezzymann]

Mayo with fries? What the fuck?

Also yeah I like having ketchup on the side

 

[smokeandmirrors]

cheese on top, ketchup on da side

Spoiler

also calling them chips is dumb as fuck

 

[masud]

I'm weird about this.

If it's in one of those squeeze bottles that makes small lines of ketchup, I squirt it on the fries. Otherwise, I put it on the side.

I was about to post this. Thin ketchup lines on top or on the side.

 

[Panthalassic]

I can do either, but I prefer on the side.

 

[KorrZ]

Ketchup on the side. Gotta get that dipping game on. This allows you to control the perfect ratio of ketchup to fry for each bite, rather than just spraying it everywhere and hoping for the best.

Poutine with ketchup... so good

This is barbarism at it's absolute height.

 

[GraceflAnger]

ketchup stays in the bottle.

Best answer.

 

[Poodlestrike]

Neither. Fuck ketchup.

BBQ sauce is the superior fry dipping substance. Sweet Baby Ray's Sweet & Spicy ftw.

 

[Kitsunebaby]

Off to the side. I'm not trying to drown them in ketchup, I just want a little bit on each fry. Plus, keeping them crisp.

 

[JackBauer24]

On the side.

 

[Baron Aloha]

To the side, but needing to use ketchup at all is a sure sign of a bad batch of fries.

 

[mcfrank]

In the garbage where it belongs.

 

[Indicate]

Mayo with fries? What the fuck?

Also yeah I like having ketchup on the side

Try it. I first started putting fries in mayo in high school and it was amazing.

 

[Seesaw15]

All over my face. Bukkake style.

 

[TemplaerDude]

I'm an adult, the ketchup goes in the fucking garbage.

Poutine with ketchup... so good

Well, there's a good way to get tossed into a Canadian jail.

 

[alba]

To the side and curry ketchup + mayo, not tomato ketchup. That shit's gross.

 

[Cipher Peon]

Side.

I never finish my food ever, so my friends always vulture off of me. It'll be uncool of me to drench my fries with ketchup/hot sauce and then not finish it and just throw it away after I'm done.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Either way works. I don't have a gameplan when it comes to ketchup and fries.

 

[holygeesus]

Chips and curry sauce. All over.

 

[WaterAstro]

Mayo master race

 

[soco]

on the side, and probably salted.

 

[3phemeral]

On the side with tons of dried basil flakes and black pepper.

 

[Tizoc]

I suddenly crave some good frenchie fries :V

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No restaurant here sells Poutine sadly most you could get is Dynamite Fries :/

 

[Dee Dah Dave]

Salt and Vinegar on the chips. Mayo, English mustard or Brown sauce on the side.

 

[Chuckie]

Next you're gonna tell me you don't say "french fries" but "belgian fries"

They should be called "Dutch fries" because when they were invented Belgium was still a part of the Netherlands