Chicken go cluck cluck
Cow goes moo
Piggy goes oink oink.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
so cute...
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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?
I swear that I once actually figured out how that worked, like how you get "my ass" when you cross an owl with a bungee cord. It was genius. But I've forgotten now. So I just treat the joke as it was meant to be taken, stupidly funny. Still bothers me that I can't remember the "solution" whenever it's brought up though.MY ASS.
If the Cow, one boobed chick, and a scene or two in the beginning were removed it'd be perfect in my eyes.Kung Pow still holds up every time I watch it. I'm laughing just at this thread. If only there wasn't that cow fight scene
Hhuuh...how bout you?
Wanna be an animal just like you.
Kung Pow is one of the only two movies I rented in my teens and had to turn off because I found it so annoying. I just couldn't deal with the Miss Piggy voice.
The other is Date Movie.
My favorite quote from that movie. Always completely lose it when it's said.Let your anger be as a monkey in a pinata, hiding with the candy, hoping the kids don't break through with the stick.
If the Cow, one boobed chick, and a scene or two in the beginning were removed it'd be perfect in my eyes.
Is this the Kung Pow quote thread?
I think my favorite is "WOW THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS"
That guy's voice and squeaky shoes get me everytime.
We purposely trained him wrong.
As a joke!
He's still alive, Betty... He's still alive, Betty...
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THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!!
I am so happy, the Latin american version is amazing too, such a great/bad dub, even some jokes are better than the original, I love to watch both versions equally.
Elaborate? I don't think my copy has that on it, but I could probably get the gist of it.
Kung Pow is one of the only two movies I rented in my teens and had to turn off because I found it so annoying. I just couldn't deal with the Miss Piggy voice.
The other is Date Movie.