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[AJUMP23]

Gaming area


Go kart track


Shooting range, gym, theater.

20 mil

 

[Papa_Wisdom]

 

[Unknown Soldier]

I'm willing to bet even if every interested member put up $100k, there would not be enough active interested GAF members to reach the asking price

 

[OverHeat]

I’m in

 

[SJRB]

Evilore can downpay that entire thing cash in hand three times over with all the gold money that's rolling in.

 

[Pejo]

20 mil to live in Arizona.. hmm.....

 

[Vyse]

What could possibly go wrong?

 

[Days like these...]

I would hate to live there. I'd take a small house with 3 or 4 bedrooms and off street parking within an hr of Playa del Carmen or Cabo a roof top terrace would be nice and courtyard but not must haves.

 

[Lord Panda]

You'd need a security detail to adequately guard and secure that property right?

 

[Pejo]

You'd need a security detail to adequately guard and secure that property right?

This is a GAF house. It's gonna be full of 6'5" alpha males with 15 inch dicks that can bench press 320 lbs. Who in their right mind would try to invade such a space?

 

[Ownage]

Someone buy it and make it a retreat for underprivileged youth. Do some good in the world. It would be an easy tax write-off for those who could afford a house like this.

 

[Doom85]

This is a GAF house. It's gonna be full of 6'5" alpha males with 15 inch dicks that can bench press 320 lbs. Who in their right mind would try to invade such a space?

Cockroaches:

 

[j0hnnix]

Name it Gaftown.. I wouldn't trust any of you with my Kool-Aid though.

 

[demigod]

Put me down for $5.

 

[AJUMP23]

Put me down for $5.

That will get you a look down the driveway.

 

[John Marston]

I'm tempted but apprehensive of multiple murders in the first week because of console wars.

 

[AJUMP23]

I'm tempted but apprehensive of multiple murders in the first week because of console wars.

A barn for Sony ponies
a field for green rats
and a couch for Nintendo nerds.


pc master race right out.

 

[John Marston]

We also need a big conference room so we can discuss which pics go next on our "Pics that make you laugh" thread.

 

[Ikutachi]

What could possibly go wrong?

Lunch theft.

 

[wondermega]

We also need a big conference room so we can discuss which pics go next on our "Pics that make you laugh" thread.

Pretty sure I've never looked at that thread. Can gaf be intentionally funny? This place always feels serious to me, deadly serious.

 

[John Marston]

Pretty sure I've never looked at that thread. Can gaf be intentionally funny? This place always feels serious to me, deadly serious.

Check it out in "Off-Topic" friend!

And please contribute if you can

 

[Trunx81]

Lunch theft.

Beaten by 49 minutes on that comment, which is also the time my lunch would survive in that house’s fridge.

 

[Grildon Tundy]

A few thoughts:

1) I get the feeling this is a ploy for AJUMP23 to become a real-life GAF mod as he votes himself in as HOA president
2) I'd like to retire in a place like this, with a bunch of people around to party up and play video games with all day
3) This villa is dope, but it's not worth 100x a $200,000 house to me, even though that's what the market says
4) No zipline = no sale

 

[KrakenIPA]

If there is a good billiards table im down.

 

[nkarafo]

just in case

 

[demigod]

Thx John Marston , you have my sword.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Lunch theft.

German Hops

You been mentioned once again

 

[AJUMP23]

A few thoughts:

1) I get the feeling this is a ploy for AJUMP23 to become a real-life GAF mod as he votes himself in as HOA president
2) I'd like to retire in a place like this, with a bunch of people around to party up and play video games with all day
3) This villa is dope, but it's not worth 100x a $200,000 house to me, even though that's what the market says
4) No zipline = no sale

Funny enough I use to be an HOA president. But I was a good one.

 

[Cyberpunkd]

You'd need a security detail to adequately guard and secure that property right?

Not to mention cleaning and upkeep costs on the garden must be insane.

It’s a stupid man’s trap.

 

[Sleepwalker]

I'm tempted but apprehensive of multiple murders in the first week because of console wars.

Oh no no, you're not seeing the potential in this.

We buy the house and then use it to produce a reality show much like survive, Team green rat, team blue, team red and team PC all must face each other in a series of gruelling challenges in order to eliminate the rival houses.

Amazon will pay for the rights and we will get a sick house for free and more.

 

[nkarafo]

I knew it!

Cheers John Marston

 

[Lord Panda]

Not to mention cleaning and upkeep costs on the garden must be insane.

It’s a stupid man’s trap.

And if it's like here in Australia, land taxes/council rates for that swathe of land would be eye-watering. Not to mention home and contents insurance costs ...

The real deal-breaker is that it doesn't have its own miniature train line. I wouldn't be able to face my toddler

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Oh no no, you're not seeing the potential in this.

We buy the house and then use it to produce a reality show much like survive, Team green rat, team blue, team red and team PC all must face each other in a series of gruelling challenges in order to eliminate the rival houses.

Amazon will pay for the rights and we will get a sick house for free and more.

 

[John Marston]

German Hops

You been mentioned once again

Padlocks & chains around our own fridges should do it.
With secret service agents patrolling around the clock.

Aww shit even that isn't enough, it'll just motivate him more.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Padlocks & chains around our own fridges should do it.
With secret service agents patrolling around the clock.

Aww shit even that isn't enough, it'll just motivate him more.

This is German Hop

He coming to steal all our food

 

[Rentahamster]

I can't provide a GAF house, but I can give you all a GAF mouse. Just sign the liability waiver.

 

[Rentahamster]

John Marston You get three and a half mouses

 

[John Marston]

As roommates I would prefer kanjobazooie , clarky , NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt & RagnarokIV because I heard they don't snore and have spectacular hygiene.

 

[Rentahamster]

As roommates I would prefer kanjobazooie , clarky , NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt & RagnarokIV because I heard they don't snore and have spectacular hygiene.

But what about their browser histories?

 

[clarky]

As roommates I would prefer kanjobazooie , clarky , NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt & RagnarokIV because I heard they don't snore and have spectacular hygiene.

That is definitely dodgy info you're getting there my good sir.

 

[Porcile]

People enjoy living in sports centers?

 

[clarky]

People enjoy living in sports centers?

Be a step up from the brothel I currently reside in. Or would it?

 

[John Marston]

clarky because you came up with my tag I will take the upper bunk with the lil' ladder.
You take the bottom bunk.

 

[clarky]

clarky because you came up with my tag I will take the upper bunk with the lil' ladder.
You take the bottom bunk.

Perfect. Saves me struggling for a piss in the middle of the night.

 

[newtypepilot]

imagine the property taxes.

You gonna need like a couple dozen maids just to clean and maintain that place.

 

[kanjobazooie]

As roommates I would prefer kanjobazooie , clarky , NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt & RagnarokIV because I heard they don't snore and have spectacular hygiene.

I fart in my sleep.

 

[Rentahamster]

imagine the property taxes.

You gonna need like a couple dozen maids just to clean and maintain that place.

Too bad my name isn't Rentamaid

 

[John Marston]

imagine the property taxes.

You gonna need like a couple dozen maids just to clean and maintain that place.

You're in charge of maids.

No Frenchies or Mexicans.

 

[John Marston]

I fart in my sleep.

As long as you don't rap in your sleep.

 

[Rentahamster]

I fart in my sleep.