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[newtypepilot]

You're in charge of maids.

No Frenchies or Mexicans.

also, thank you for the gold!

 

[sono]

Can we start with the gaming room

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

Why do Americans build these houses when they have 5 vacation days every decade and can barely walk around one of those rooms in those five days anyway?

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Spoiler: Big dick goth girls or bust

 

[RagnarokIV]

As roommates I would prefer @kanjobazooie , clarky , NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt & RagnarokIV because I heard they don't snore and have spectacular hygiene.

Please make sure the place doesn’t have the “smack head lecky” for electric! I’m still angry over that!

 

[Little Mac]

Imagine the smells ...

 

[BaldingAshCrimson]

I love this thread so much.
I love the people all in on it.
And I equally love the people daigo-parrying the fun by talking about how impossible that would be to maintain.

As long as it has a Triple Triad table, I'm  all in.

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

In just a few months I've seen my capital nearly half in value on the stock market, so I'm afraid my commitment will be small.

 

[Mexen]

NO!

My god are you crazy?

 

[mansoor1980]

house will need these two extensions..........................

 

[Tams]

Team Green would need to guard their balls.

 

[BlackTron]

The gaming section looks a little small.

 

[Sleepwalker]

Thanks for the gold John Marston !

 

[Fermbiz]

We can have discussions of the endless trash of videogames and movies.

 

[Warnen]

I’m broke after buying the Apple Vision Pro.

 

[Mistake]

imagine the property taxes.

You gonna need like a couple dozen maids just to clean and maintain that place.

Just rotate calendar days with members to clean

Dress and garter-belt still required

 

[Krappadizzle]

Help us EviLore , you're our only hope. I'll be your butler/limo driver.

 

[Audiophile]

Only if I can build the audio/music room.. Denafrips Terminators & Apollos everywhere!

I'll hit ya up after the next crypto bull market. I'm balls deep in Solana.

We'll have to draw up a house constitution too:

1. Fridges will be stocked with Plomari Ouzo at all times.
2. Door bell will be the original PlayStation Start-up Sound
3. No "Vegetable"/"Seed" Oils

 

[Rentahamster]

house will need these two extensions..........................

I saw the gaming room. I saw the go kart room. I saw the living room.


I can't wait to see the pornography room.

 

[AJUMP23]

Only if I can build the audio/music room.. Denafrips Terminators & Apollos everywhere!

I'll hit ya up after the next crypto bull market. I'm balls deep in Solana.

We'll have to draw up a house constitution too:

1. Fridges will be stocked with Plomari Ouzo at all times.
2. Door bell will be the original PlayStation Start-up Sound
3. No "Vegetable"/"Seed" Oils

It has a recording studio.

 

[clarky]

imagine the property taxes.

You gonna need like a couple dozen maids just to clean and maintain that place.

We can just hire some bitches from Ree.

 

[Rentahamster]

I saw the gaming room. I saw the go kart room. I saw the living room.


I can't wait to see the pornography room.

o wait i already saw the pornography room

 

[Beer Baelly]

 

[badblue]

Imagine the smells ...

 

[German Hops]

This is one of the funniest threads in recent memory, lol

 

[Trilobit]

Only if the house has a 'No deoderant'-rule and a wrestling ring.

 

[Beer Baelly]

 

[chromhound]

Lunch theft.

 

[Putonahappyface]

clarky because you came up with my tag I will take the upper bunk with the lil' ladder.
You take the bottom bunk.

clarky you might want to reconsider the offer of the bottom bunk.

 

[IntentionalPun]

All we need are 200 people to put in 100k to buy it outright. Then each person would need to pay a few grand a month to maintain the place and pay property taxes and utilities.

We’ll need to cover most of the interior with bunk beds but I think it’ll be great!

 

[AJUMP23]

All we need are 200 people to put in 100k to buy it outright. Then each person would need to pay a few grand a month to maintain the place and pay property taxes and utilities.

We’ll need to cover most of the interior with bunk beds but I think it’ll be great!

Sounds like we just invented gaf-utopia.

 

[Rentahamster]

Sounds like we just invented gaf-utopia.

Sounds like we invented gaf-timeshare.

 

[Coconutt]

It'll be fine as long as we have a chore wheel everyone loves a chore wheel.

 

[darkangel-212559]

I'll move in and help set up the LAN Dreamcast 24/7 PSO local server room BABY! A GOLD Dreamcast.

 

[Rentahamster]

It'll be fine as long as we have a chore wheel everyone loves a chore wheel.

I believe what you're thinking of is pizza. Everyone loves pizza.

 

[German Hops]

1. Fridges will be stocked with Plomari Ouzo at all times.

 

[Audiophile]

I am however common as muck; and have been known to chase it with Old Jamaica Original Ginger Beer.

I understand if I have to be banished from Gaf House for this.

 

[Thaedolus]

As long as we segregate by hygiene habits, i.e. daily shower people on one floor, Europeans on another, I’m in

 

[Putonahappyface]

As long as we segregate by hygiene habits, i.e. daily shower people on one floor, Europeans on another, I’m in

Fair enough, I've pissed in a cats litter box.

 

[Rentahamster]

Hey where'd all the Plomari Ouzo go???

 

[Rentahamster]

As long as we segregate by hygiene habits, i.e. daily shower people on one floor, Europeans on another, I’m in

Asians who shower at night on the top floor.

 

[demigod]

Oh no no, you're not seeing the potential in this.

We buy the house and then use it to produce a reality show much like survive, Team green rat, team blue, team red and team PC all must face each other in a series of gruelling challenges in order to eliminate the rival houses.

Amazon will pay for the rights and we will get a sick house for free and more.

adamsapple or CatLady, who will be my first victim?

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

 

[NecrosaroIII]

Knowing you degenerates, there will be more pedophilia than Sky Williams Smash bros mansion.

 

[Days like these...]

Knowing you degenerates, there will be more pedophilia than Sky Williams Smash bros mansion.

And Bible thumping. Hard pass.

 

[Unknown Soldier]

Why do Americans build these houses when they have 5 vacation days every decade and can barely walk around one of those rooms in those five days anyway?

There's a reason why everyone considers timeshares to be a scam

 

[-Minsc-]

imagine the property taxes.

You gonna need like a couple dozen maids just to clean and maintain that place.

I'll take one for the team and make a boatload of money cleaning and maintaining the place.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

As roommates I would prefer @kanjobazooie , clarky , NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt & RagnarokIV because I heard they don't snore and have spectacular hygiene.

You don't want me as a roommate

This is what would most likely happen

 

[lachesis]

Well, looks like the birth of "NeoGAF Timeshare" plan here..

 

[StueyDuck]

Gaming area


Go kart track


Shooting range, gym, theater.

20 mil

With blackjack... and hookers