Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
I feel like I've made a huge mistake.
After falling in love with The Avengers I decided to go on a superhero binge and wath whatever Marvel based movies I still had on my backlog. Daredevil was first, so I decided to give it a go and follow GAF's advice by picking the Director's Cut.
If that was the good one, I can't imagine how terrible it has to be the original version.
The camera work felt like something out of a 90's music video, visuals were cheap as hell (my god, that CG), Daredevil looked like a gay S/M fantasy and the entire plot was SO BAD I had to force myself to finish the movie. Now, I like Affleck and Garner (sue me), but I can't for the life of me figure out what the fuck where they doing besides rubbing nasties in their trailers. It is that bad. Mark Steven Johnson ought to be chased out of Hollywood and never allowed to return.
Pros:
-Colin Farrell hamming it out to the max (and probably coked out of his skull)
-Something tells me that Michael Clarke Duncan could have been a decent Kingpin in a proper Daredevil movie
Cons:
-Daredevil being a moron, killing people left and right only to spare the Kingpin in the final confrontation.
-Elektra. I honestly don't know where to begin with the character. Surely the writers ran into the same problem.
-Bullseye. wut.
-For a character that's all about close combat, fights were the worst I've ever seen in a superhero flick. Absolutely horrendous. From camera work to choreography, everything sucked fiercefully.
-Evanescence.
-Whatever I didn't mention as a pro.
The saddest thing about the movie may be that Affleck is actually a HUGE fan of the character and apparently the original scrip was dark, powerful and aiming for an R rating, but Fox's Tom Rothman decided to shit all over the place and try to make a more commercial movie. Go fucking figure. Now that Marvel is rebooting the franchise I'd kind of like to see a new Daredevil film directed by Affleck...